The strongest, sweatiest, most embarrassing and classic puppet show in history

Marcelina 2022-07-26 17:58:04

I declare in advance that this is a restricted movie. If you can't accept elements such as heavy taste, violence, blood, and foul language, please don't try to find this movie, and you don't need to watch it down.
Friends who have read the above description, please do not doubt that this is indeed a puppet show, at least in the form of an animation in the form of a puppet show. The power of this film is that it can make the puppet show a restricted level.
At the beginning of the film, there is a peaceful and beautiful scene of the streets of France. The soundtrack is melodious. It feels like watching a Roman holiday. Then the terrorist organization appeared with a bomb, and then the American team appeared, so the Eiffel Tower fell and the Louvre was destroyed. Yes, of course, this has nothing to do with terrorists. They are all made by American soldiers. As a result, the terrorists were killed, France was also destroyed, the American team was cheered, and then there was a vulgar love scene. In just 5 minutes, while satirizing the American soldiers, by the way, it spoofed all the classic cliché plots in Hollywood shootout movies.
As soon as the camera turned, the protagonist sang "Everyone has AIDS" and appeared on Broadway. The song was very good and the lyrics were sweaty, which brought out the main theme of the film-Actor save the world, and the film officially started. The first half can only be said to be an ordinary level of satirical animation, but in the second half, the film has been promoted to the classics.
You can see two puppets fxxking in various poses on the camera very sweaty, because of this paragraph, I have been sweating for a long time. . .
You can see Kim Jong-il singing "I'm lonely" sadly like a Tang monk, and then sending all the L to R. That song is actually pretty good.
You can see many familiar faces in Hollywood being made into puppets, forming a group called FAG (--b), and then getting headshots in turn.
Etc., etc.
Next, I will extract the most classic theories of the film: dick, pussy, asshole theory.
There are three kinds of people:
Dicks,pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
But then you got your assholes.
And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while,
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes.
And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?
You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit .
this paragraph in the final words of the film also made a sublimation.
We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
And Kim Jong ll is an asshole.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.
Or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
And it takes a pussy to show them that.
But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole,
we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
Finally, the music of this movie is very good, and the lyrics are very fun.

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Extended Reading

Team America: World Police quotes

  • Gary Johnston: I had to come back. C'mon team, let's go!

    Joe: Wait a second, can we really trust you?

    Chris: Yeah, why the fuck should we trust you, you douchebag?

  • Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!

    Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.

    Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?

    Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind.

    Kim Jong Il: Hans, you're breakin' my barrs here, Hans, you're breakin' my barrs!

    Hans Blix: I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.

    Kim Jong Il: Or else what?

    Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.

    Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.

    Hans Blix: [Moves to his left]

    Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.

    Hans Blix: [Moves to his left again]

    Kim Jong Il: Good.

    [Opens up trap, Hans falls in]