I've seen a bad movie that I must regret

Jarret 2021-11-28 08:01:20

After watching this film, my feeling is that everyone can write what seems to be a Hollywood blockbuster, and I feel very disappointed that someone will give it a good price online. This is a terrible film that has no main line at all and rarely has a visual impact, but it can stimulate the audience's unlimited imagination, full of violence, but even the sex scenes are uninteresting.
First of all, the Chinese name of the film is "Shocking God of War". I don't know if the Chinese translation made errors, or its original name is like this. The story it shows to us has nothing to do with its name. At best, it is just a match. Just a little bit, maybe this kind of title is more appealing... It is worth mentioning that all the men in the film are muscular machos, while the women have no impact. This should be a matter of the director’s personal taste. .
I just mentioned that this film can stimulate the audience's unlimited imagination. Why do you say that? It is because I had imagined many possible plots when I was watching him, but unfortunately they all fell through.
The first point is that at the beginning of the film, the protagonist and a soldier had a conflict, which caused the soldier to lose his job and eventually became a traitor and took refuge in the enemy. Unfortunately, as a traitor, he did not shine in the enemy, even To be sentenced to the palace, but such a person was eventually killed by the actor with a single knife. Such a character with great potential to be portrayed as a demon. I once thought that he would do something to make the male protagonist suffer a little bit. Unfortunately, he died like a eunuch in the end, which also reduced my attitude towards the male. The sympathy that the protagonist encountered.
The second point, about the heroine, I always think she appeared in soy sauce. She quickly hooked up with the hero within a few days of getting to know the hero, eager to get rid of her virginity. Maybe she is a beauty who is not good at acting in emotional drama. But in the subsequent sex scenes, I didn't see the backs of two people entangled together, or sounds similar to breathing. This pair of dry woods and raging fires was in a hurry after they kissed. It reminded me of those old Chinese films, just don’t show it to you. How about it? I want to go. Of course, a sacred union must of course nurture a sacred life, and this kind of drama is used in old movies. After his laozi went through Yang with a hundred steps, his son appeared not to be a holy god at all. There was such a person all at once, and it felt like he was forced to add it. Maybe the producer wanted to use his son to cheat the box office again. .
The third point, about the heroine's predictions, she predicted very accurately before, but later it was different from reality. The heroine just made a joke and said it all. I once again wishfully thought that there was going to be a drama this time, at least to explain why it was different, but in the end I felt that it was just the screenwriter making a joke to the audience. This awesome film once again successfully bluffed me. .
The fourth point is also the most puzzling for me. The villain in the film has a tragic experience, losing relatives and being bullied. When he knows that the male protagonist has the same experience, and he learned that the male protagonist’s mother was because After being raped, he gave birth to the actor. He asked the actor's name, and then surrendered the actor with a personal risk. I was thinking about it when I saw this. Now there is a drama. 80% of him is the actor's biological father. But later it was discovered that this villain was indeed full, he just came out to disgust the audience.
Finally, about the male lead, my feeling is that there is no feeling.
Such an unintelligible film occupies half of the box office of the day. Well, it is a European and American blockbuster. Of course, the price of a good picture quality movie will be higher, but I did not see the awesome special effects. Instead, it feels like a scene. There are only a few places for the drama and story, plus the domestic 3D effect is really not good. If it is not very boring, it is recommended not to waste that money. In contrast, the low-cost domestic film "Zhanshan" released in the same period may not be watched by anyone when the ticket price is only 25 yuan, or there are very few theaters and shows, when everyone is pursuing visual impact. , Does anyone still pay attention to the inner voice that the movie itself should release?

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  • Kasey 2021-11-28 08:01:20

    The heroine's ass is really big...

  • Westley 2021-11-28 08:01:20

    Unlike "300" and "War of the Gods" and other purely brutal, bloody and violent movies, "Shaking God of War" showcases gorgeous visual beauty. The costumes, styles, and colors are all very impressive. The entire film creates a strong ceremony. The portrayal of the classical silhouettes and muscles of the characters is the ultimate but not rigid. The choice of 11.11.11 is the target group. Finally, the shooting of the muscles and gods from the bottom of the thighs will push the film to a climax.

Immortals quotes

  • Stavros: Hyperion's legions are gathering at Tartarus. That's where Hellenists will fall.

    Phaedra: That future's not set.

    Stavros: But likely. It'll be a slaughter.

    Phaedra: You have no faith.

    Dareios: Heathens.

    Stavros: That is true, Dareios. But not always. When I was just a boy, I prayed to the Gods, for a horse. The Gods never answered me. So I stole one, instead.

    Dareios: We're surrounded by heathens.

    [Falls dead with a knife in his back]

  • Phaedra: To those whom much is given, much is taken away.