I accidentally saw a movie that has not been released in the cafeteria. I found it leaked when I searched the Internet. I don’t understand the movie editing. This time it leaked, and if it was filmed like this, it was not going back to the furnace to recreate what it would be like to be scolded by people who went to the theater to watch the movie. If I don’t have time to re-cut, I can only say that it’s a shame. Even if I meet a guy who has a good three-shot film, I will never go to the theater to get angry.
For the first time in my life, I have such a strong impulse to complain about a movie...
Tucao is in no particular order. Let me say that it took five and a half minutes to rescue Doc, and it took six and a half minutes to connect with Doc, such a heavy scene. Shouldn't he be an important person even if he isn't a man of two or three? The buddies have good skills and acting skills are not bad, so I can't make any mistakes. After the first half an hour, I became a soy sauce maker. Fortunately, in the end, there were still two minutes of rivalry with Chrismas, which echoed back and forth.
Why did Stonebanks shoot at Hale Caesar instead of shooting Barney? Do you want to deal with old friends? Or is it a cat and mouse teasing you? The former is unlikely, because he threw a missile in the next second, and he didn't mean to stay alive at all. But the director said that the group can't be destroyed, so the big guy withstands the high temperature of at least 2000 degrees Celsius and thumps and jumps into the water. If it's teasing, the big black guy hasn't shot him, how could he hit someone in a single phase? First shot the man in the leg, then took a shot in the ass and hit the back. The accuracy of the head was a bit far away... If I were the villain, I would definitely kill Barney with a shot and a head, and then abolish his arms and legs. He can't survive, he can't die~~~~~~Chrismas' Little Red Riding Hood is so cute, it's perfect to be a target!
The next one, the uncle of Air Force One, Harrison Ford, is an elderly man in his seventies. His face is shaking when he speaks. It makes people particularly worried about whether he will suddenly have a stroke. On the impulse, he will fly a helicopter on the battlefield by himself. But unlike a bus, you will have a myocardial infarction and you will have no chance to park the plane on the side of the road.
Stonebanks bought a painting. Stonebanks bought a painting in Moscow. Why should he buy a painting? Is it to show that he is an art collector with a taste of art? After a while he went into a house again with a box that looked like a picture. Later, he traded arms in a place that looked like a gallery, probably with a pre-embedded wire lock in front. Does this wire lock have any special meaning? Why don't I understand at all?
Barney dumped the old teammates in 2 minutes and 51 seconds and dumped Doc, who had just been rescued into the team, dumped his good friend Chrismas, and then recruited new players in 11 minutes and 40 seconds, leaving the old teammates feeling sad... the young rookies I caught Stonebanks cleanly, and the two old friends narrated in the car for five minutes and made physical contact, and then the rookies discovered that the villain actually has a GPS locator! A missile hit the car and overturned. Old Shi was thrown into the river, and the rookie was caught. Even if I want to break my head, I don't understand why they make such a low-level mistake?
Rapido is probably the character with the most lines in this show. He is so nervous and unflattering. The director probably thinks this is a comedy element that makes him laugh more? But I want to know how he knew Barney's base camp? It's so easy to reveal that everyone has died eight hundred times long ago.
A 120-minute movie. At 80 minutes, the genuine players finally got into battle. Ten minutes later, they exchanged their feelings and found the little rookies. This is really gratifying to tears~
When the bomb explodes in 37 seconds, you What will it do? Of course it's running! It shouldn't be a problem to run out with their physical abilities, but they didn't. Instead, they chose to unlock the password and solve the problem with the camera. After solving the problem, they still fought inside the camera. Then the boss spoke to the camera and made a plan. Are you TM teasing me? Has anyone ever thought of turning the camera off? Obviously only one action is needed, so it feels more fulfilling to be seen by the villain? If he didn't see that you had removed the bomb code, he wouldn't have sent troops so quickly!
Uncle Ford said before that Stonebanks’ subordinates are all elites. The only big guy who came out to fight seemed nothing special except for brute force hitting the wall. The fight scene with Chrismas was really not enough to watch, and it was easy to solve it. This scene is the whole show. The most regrettable part of this is that I finally had meat, but it was only enough to stuff the teeth. The teeth must be stuffed in three or four sections...
The kid who can solve the code and climb is very good. The battle starts in two minutes. He fell into the elevator shaft and made full use of his rock climbing skills. After climbing for twelve minutes, he finally reached the top of the building before the explosion.
The big villain Stonebanks not only has a bad temper and kills the opponent if he wants to kill him, he is generally inaccurate in marksmanship, and has a worrisome IQ! Even entering a building that knows it will explode immediately to commit a risk, what kind of spirit is this? This is the tiger! Definitely a real tiger! Apart from being a bit artistic and not easy to die, I am afraid it has no advantages.
Uncle Shi is really pitiful, there is only one player like Jet Li, who dug from the corner, and it feels bitter for him to think about it.
Jet Li is good at playing soy sauce, so don't talk about money anymore. A cameo is definitely not much money.
The warmth of the last 5 minutes of the film is full of fun, but will it be a bit longer, every (living) actor has to say a few words, this is not a documentary, but fortunately, it ends with a nice song, and Chrismas is not allowed to do it again Poetry~
Please don't shoot me too harsh if you dislike me. I have been holding back for two days without saying anything unhappy, please forgive me!
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