Stop talking nonsense, just talk about Easter eggs:
Wesley's "Blade Warrior", 1) Knife juggling, claiming to be the world's No. 1 knife juggler, it’s okay to play martial arts with a machete without AK; 2) Playing parkour, the first episode in Blade In the second episode, there are still a lot of kicking and somersaults flying around; 3) Called Doctor, who claims to be the best at giving injections, the first episode of the Blade series has to give injections to the monsters; 4) The reason for disappearing is tax evasion. , He is still fighting the lawsuit that hasn't been settled yet;
Stallone's "The Nth Blood" and "The Great Wind", 1) a machete, an endless machete; 2) a gun drawn horizontally behind the back. Because it’s my own movie, I didn’t add too many easter eggs; 3) When I saw someone climbing, I would say "It’s nothing, I’ll do it too". Back then, the drama "Mighty" was watched as an audition album with Dolby DVD surrounds. , The DVD 5.1 Dolby recommended movie that year, the feeling of pulling a steel cable around you and gradually breaking a circle is really unforgettable.
Harrison Ford's "Star Wars", 1) The feeling of driving the Millennium Falcon around the Death Star is back. There are not many shots, but it shows him the addiction of the captain of the spaceship; 2) "Patriot Games", a certain intelligence bureau The boss, he is better than Bruce Willie, and Lao Ha often plays the intelligence hero. It's a pity that he didn't let him play the whip, and the most classic role was not performed. Compared with Banderas, Stallone didn't have enough shots for Lao Ha;
Banderas' "Assassin's Battlefield" and "Hillman's Tragedy", 1) Talking about, is the image of the villain of the villain of the first big-selling action film "Assassin's Battlefield" in Hollywood from Spain. Chasing Stallone, the famous assassin all day long; 2) Finally, he said, "Finally let me join you". Back then, the villain of "Assassin Battlefield" joined the game without success, and he said something similar to Jet Li for Banderas. "Migrant labor" was always a mockery of the Hollywood villain at first, of course, Banderas is now on the front line; 3) "Elegy of the Killer", which most people can't see, is the classic tango dance with AK straightened and swept. , This is a classic action exclusive to Banderas; 4) Banderas is the most full-featured, rappelling and repeating "The Killer’s Tragedy" kills a hundred unscathed exaggerated scenes, he is the only one who doesn’t The old hero who was fought on the ground by the opponent K or suffocated, Uncle Shi gave a lot of face.
Jason's "Destiny Express", 1) As a driver, he must be a driver in every episode. Uncle Shi will say "The car is driving smoothly" when it is late; 2) The thigh chuck cross strangulation, this action is actually not practical , But the Hong Kong action director of HYF Express is really pleasing to the eye;
Arnold, Randy, Terry: It doesn’t look like much, but there is still a menu. That’s the Thor cannon that Terry took. Our Uncle Randy sarcastically said "Just 10 seconds, I said it’s only 10 seconds.” Anno swept this thing for a few minutes back then, and it was considered the most awesome fighting champion against muscle school (Terry, people said to Uncle Shi, “My intelligence is much higher than you.” "Haha, people are really learning masters, they are really unpredictable) and the sarcasm of the fake-handled muscle champion (Arnold Watermelon). It's a pity that Terry and Randy had no choice but to lose their shots or were killed in order to make way for Wesley Banderas.
Jet: Soy sauce, but he said "Old Shi owes me a lot of money", haha, it is said that Uncle Shi's previous money is still clean. At 2, several big names were not satisfied with his account split, the most dissatisfied is Bruce Willie, he asked for $6 million. Uncle Shi said that he could only express friendship with $2 million. The difference was too big. Uncle Bruce directly went on strike. It is estimated that Jet was also owed;
Arnold: No easter eggs, because I lost my big patron wife, I was purged and left home. I have no money in my pockets. I have short hands. This time I don’t even say witty words when I want to be a green leaf. I even talked about it in the first episode The governor, the president is elected. "Escape of the Golden Cicada" later worked for Uncle Shi and became more and more honest;
Longgeer: No eggs? mistake! The big mistake before! He is carrying the big sniper as the menu, "Reloaded Titans" and the new film "House Disaster", I don't want to talk about this later, I think Longer seems to have played a sniper movie, otherwise why always let him carry a big How about gun shooting? And he also had a bottle of wine. 8 of his 10 films are lonely heroes who drink alcohol all day long. In fact, this person is not good at drinking, and he is a senior intellectual + a man of the family + a healthy dieter, which is also considered an irony. In the eyes of the Americans (and the people of the world), they are alcoholic + fighting people. Longer couldn't break through his previous scenes, so he simply went black to the end.
Mel: 1) Supplement: "The Patriot" finally touched the gun faster than the big boss. Finally, the big boss touched the spear. The guerrilla captain of Mel's Vengeance touched the short spear, so he stood up and faced a gun. The gun, as a result, the one with the spear hung up, and it was also grunting face down. This time it was Mel’s turn. I didn’t think about it at first, but I always chewed where I saw it. I accidentally watched "Patriot" and remembered it. 2) The dress and performance are the underworld elder brother who abuses Mel in "Dangerous Man". He said some threatening words over and over again, and was finally K dropped by Uncle Shi. Of course, this egg is a bit vague. Mel has also been short of money recently. Just like Shang Geyundun, he can only be killed by Uncle Shi if he lacks money. Shang Geyundun is really a hero who has fallen off the grass. It can be seen that there is lack of money. What happened, and Meier was not so miserable, and chose a long spear in the wrong direction. When facing the gun, he was not as good as the short spear of Uncle Shi, and it was more dignified to die with his face up to the sky.
Looking at these, I am very emotional. They are all part of my youth. Similar to MJ, I don’t want to believe how they are disparaged by others. I only believe that the ping-pong-pong-pong heroes on their silver screens can Single-handedly save yourself, your family, or the world.
I'm looking forward to Russell and Stallone working together again to continue chattering. Russell is considered to be a big winner in the early sci-fi action movies in the 1980s. After thinking about it, there are not a few missing fish in the post-80s action master. NS.
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don't understand Easter eggs, I don't have time to chat with you. Because you don’t understand what Uncle Shi wants to express, and you are not his audience, and these old guys are self-aware. It’s not that you see the Super Hero pseudo-style or even the "X Golden Age" Xiao Jiji as the core. Audience, you are just watching a lively movie. It doesn't matter if you like to say that this movie is a junk movie. Uncle Shi didn't plan to make it into a blockbuster that will linger through the ages.
Their age of punching to the flesh has passed. In the 1940s and 1960s, cowboys became popular all over the world in western movies. At that time, action movies were basically just a few shots represented by Eastwood, or they were montage-style fights, because the social atmosphere was relatively conservative and bloody. There are not many shots, mainly by editing and posing. To be honest, to be an action star in that era does not require any special physical fitness or fighting talent. You only need a heroic face, and the producer loves you, and you are a man. big hero
Beginning in the 1960s and 1970s, the world began to be popular in cold weapon action movies. Of course, Bruce Lee was the leader. He whirled up a real whirlwind. The main theme of fists and blood flew to the flesh and teeth, which was also in line with the young people at that time. Especially when the American baby boomers were adults, there were a lot of people’s sexual liberation and intellectual liberation. Quite a lot of martial arts stars in the 1970s were fighters, rather than ordinary beautiful men who looked like heroes before, such as Bruce Lee’s movies. The defeated player Chuck Norris, this man is a big egg in "The Expendables 2", he is considered the number one (early) American real sword action star. In the 1980s, Hollywood had a muscular style. Although Arnold and Stallone were not professional fighting stars, Arnold was also considered an athlete. Uncle Shi also spent a lot of exercise in his muscle training. The Hong Kong film of the same time was led by Tsui Hark. An unreal and mythical dead end with coercion flying around (this road is destined to not go far), in which Huang Feihong series is still relatively realistic Chinese kung fu, and Jet is such a global star. The other is the Peking Opera comic routine led by Qi Xiaofu. This routine is also very restrictive. At least it requires the actor's basic martial arts skills. Press the table, but in the 90s, Americans fell in love with kung fu stars with real swords and guns, such as Ronger and Shang Yundun. These were at least national karate and taekwondo champions, and their debut was the latest Jason Statham, a diver, is also a karate master and won a national ranking.
It's a pity that after 2000, this kind of routine that fought to the flesh and blood has been abandoned by the world's new generation of post-80s and post-90s. This generation of audiences is the generation of computers and the Internet. They are not satisfied with the pity on the screen. A little firework show, a little bit of blood. Hollywood will play big games for them, go to Marvel, DC's comic superheroes, go underground, 3D animation, killing people are not fists, guns, and a big boss will slap the world and destroy the world at every turn, or you can control it by farting All mankind.
The desperate old heroes, the children don’t have much interest. Even if they watched the old movies, they would say, "Oh, that’s a good game, but Fan Haixin burped as soon as he turned into a werewolf." After 2000, there is no more. The concept of "action star" has changed, and the aesthetics of human movies has returned to the way of being a heroic handsome man before the 1960s. There are a few real martial arts fighting stars, no filmmakers to support them, and they have won the market. If you don't like it, it's better to hold a handsome man.
Of course, the market is the market, and the relationship between supply and demand occurs naturally. It is directly related to the overall social atmosphere and values of an era. I do not despise the love of Twilight wolf dogs born in the 1980s. If the gay guys have more testosterone, it doesn’t matter if they go on. It is a cycle of ups and downs for decades, hundreds or even thousands of years.
Maybe after a few years, the grandchildren born in the 1980s will start to like blockbusters of professional fighting stars again. When they see the "Expendables" series and the old films of this group of people, they will love these dead ones. , Real Knife, Real Gun, and old celebrities who have real skills, see "Twilight", "Women's Federation" and the like, they will say "Oh, the graphics of the 3D games on my mobile phone are better than this, I will just make a call today. "Kicking the Penguin" exploded more than 200 million galaxies. The picture of this "Transformers" is not as high as the number of high pixels of the ground baby played by my 3-year-old sister."
Remember: technology is always advancing, but the essence of fighting still lies in human beings.
In short, these people’s movies are part of my youth. They form part of my values. They are like a pond behind an old house. They are meaningless to people who don’t understand. For those who understand him, it’s a piece of paradise. .
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Let me add that it’s not that I don’t like "Women’s Federation" and "Transformed Robots." Marvel and DC have been watching comics since 1982. There are still a bunch of black-and-white banner comics of "Spider-Man" and "Superman" that are more than 30 years old at home. Don't come and snorting with me. It is true that comics and movies belong to the fast-food culture, but comics have strong historical continuity and cultural connotation, and a group of fans gather to discuss the cultural background of cursing wars. When many children who love "Women's Federation" spray old men, you know that the sentry is a What, what will happen to Superman? (Some people say how X-person and C-person are getting together? Only if you understand Meiman, you will talk about this kind of earth-level Hero Guan Gong battle Qin Qiong. This is the most common DC battle Marvel fan discussion in Super Hero culture. Go to English beauty Take a look at the manga website. If you are still limited to a certain section and say "How can Superman fight Sentinel", boy, go to make up the lesson by yourself), what is Hawkeye doing when he gets old? You are just watching a special effect to watch the excitement, don't talk about comics with me. The selling point of "Women’s Federation" is actually the feelings of these super hero fans. In the United States, many children can clearly explain the generation of heroes in it. They pay the bill not only for the excitement, but also a continuation of the culture of the father’s generation. The comics have been 60 years old. Lee has drawn for half a century and influenced 3 generations.) Where do most people in China go to watch a complete set of American comics? Do you think you became a big fan after watching "Iron Man" 123? To be honest, most of the women's federation fans still watch the excitement.
"Transformation of Chitikakaku" is even more annoying, the 3D special effects are up, but the low-IQ editor of Michael is called something, not as good as a generation of cartoon screenwriters, and now I can only live by selling Chinese advertisements. , This film is understandable. There were a lot of fans in the domestic watching feelings, but it is unceremonious to say that after the change 2, this film has become very boring.
Twilight or something, I'm watching a lively scene, and I don't understand how so many ugly girls who are so rich and handsome have become an action movie.
In addition, I said: There are no action movies on the whole earth, and old history does not intend to make this series the first of the year. The box office break-even will be ok. If you make a point, you will be motivated to shoot 4, but I don’t think 4 will be shot. It moved. After all, the main players are almost too old to handle their burdens. He is aiming at a group of people with old action movies like me. If you don’t like to watch it, it doesn’t matter if the colored eggs are rotten eggs, just spray them.
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No one has to justify himself, no one has to look down on anyone, my title and The beginning is just to attract traffic:), the decline of Tu Tu Tu movies is inevitable, just because everyone has more choices, you don't have to choose only violent movies.
Post-90s don’t have to rectify their names, because the target population of the film market, popular novels, or online novel market is the age group of 15-30 years old. In each era, due to changes in the political, economic, and technological environment, the population’s reading taste, scope, and goals Changes are normal.
The generations born in China in the 40s and 50s are red descendants. Even if they are traveling around the world with white hair and waisted for hundreds of millions, the red songs, model dramas, spy war dramas, revolution and the feelings of going up to the mountains and going to the countryside are indelible. The grandma of the square dance is this group. People, why do you say they must engage in jungle thinking and collective action to disturb the people, and they still despise you young people, why don't you get up and go to bed early and do morning exercises together? Why are there premarital sex and a large number of disseminations of "unhealthy trends". Their youth is spent in passion, victory and victory. Let them reflect on the sufferings of the past. Except for the unfortunate rightists, most of them People can't do it.
The post-60s have two levels of differentiation, or they are a generation of nothingness. Their youth is wasted in vain. There is no film, television, music, literature, drama and music. They can neither go to the mountains to the countryside to feel the ravages of nature and farmers, nor can they be in the city. Here, he has made his own world, and most of them have not even studied well in normal junior high and elementary schools. Only after the restoration of the college entrance examination, some of the people who received school education or social education became democracy fighters, and a large number of Western thoughts finally came out64. Some people became leaders in economics and politics. Now the majority of domestic billionaires and government officials are People of this age. This latter group of elites, their kind of compassionate feelings, such as Bei Dao, that is personally experienced, they also despise those born in the 70s and 80s.
The first batch of youths born in the 1970s who came into contact with overseas cultures, especially the Japanese, American and Hong Kong cultural shocks, are ours. We have a lot of choices. Transformers, Meiman, and Japanese Man are all started in elementary school. Moreover, there were really not many domestically produced cultural products at that time, either it was Taiya such as A Dream of Red Mansions and Journey to the West, or because the control of domestically produced cultural products was very rare, and there were no online novels and underground novels, as I remembered. This is an era when magazines are prevalent. Many magazines are the only channel for one-way transmission of cultural knowledge. It is an era when pirated video is prevalent. A group of celebrities who dance swords and fist, including Uncle Shi, are deeply imprinted in the hearts of this group of people. Moreover, with these people alone, I really can't think of any other literary foreign film and television dramas that are popular in China? I think back now, apart from watching action movies at that time on Earth, the long-suppressed depression of the Chinese people was completely released in the decade of disorder (80s-90s), under the control of the seemingly suppressed culture. , A large number of smuggled video tapes flowed into China, and a large number of pirated movies appeared in official movie channels. The most repressed human nature: violence and sex, are released. But it is a pity that because I am still conservative with those in power, the control of sexual cultural products is still strict, and violent works became the only viral products at that time. The general memory of the post-70s (male) is full of explosions, speeding, spurting blood, chugs, machetes, flying martial arts, etc., because we can only watch this, and we also like to watch this.
The post-80s generation is a generation that connects the past and the next, the core strength of the only child, loneliness and self. Their cultural acceptance is no longer limited to a small part of imported and smuggled products, with more and more content and richer content, including beautiful girls and beautiful boys in Japanese dramas, various light-hearted soap operas in American dramas, and various romantic movies. Various literary works have entered the country one after another. I remember that after 92 or 93 years, many movie stations that engaged in piracy were shut down by Hollywood. Gradually, VCDs and DVDs have entered thousands of households. You can also choose your own. Love to watch film and television works. This era basically began to bloom, and domestic cultural controls were loosened. After 1995, a number of youth idol dramas, dog-blood mother-in-law dramas, and many Japanese and Korean family and romantic dramas gradually appeared. Of course, the post-80s can still watch the action movies of Tu Tu Tu, but a lot of time is occupied by other works in full bloom.
The post-90s and post-00s, the Internet generation, will not be described in detail here. All habits and sources have been subverted by the Internet. Who in this era still watches DVDs? Who reads paper-based books? Yes, but very rarely. I often see half-size ass kids taking a 5000 yuan iphone5s to play cool running or watch movies. They are completely free to choose the generation. Although you can also watch Tututu, because the information of all people on the earth is easy to obtain, Tututu will not be led by the film giants to only go to sex and violence.
Sex, fake mothers, SM, drug use, otaku, fuss, lesbian, Li Yuchun, etc., these are actually the real human nature, not only testosterone explosions are men, Lin sisters or crape myrtle are women.
In China, the death squads do not sell any feelings, nor do they have any feelings for those born in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, because most of us have no choice but to sell our forced memories.
I don’t watch this, what am I watching? That's it.
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