Ha, comedy

Randall 2021-10-22 14:34:39


I never watch a horror movie. I watched a horror movie for the first time. After watching the ideological struggle for several days before, I found that I can withstand all trials except temptation.

The film is called "Xing Fang", it is a torture room, not a sex room, and there is no such thing as a sex room for the sky.

Closer to home. The so-called "Ring Room" is actually a tribute. The object of tribute is to the torture room movie. The so-called Grindhouse film (Grindhouse film, in some places translated as the mill room movie) was predecessor to a B-level film in the 1930s, because it was in the Great Depression. , So no one wants to watch a movie, so big film companies are engaged in double-film continuous release activities, which is similar to the current buy one get one free, but the torture room TV is given away, which is a B-level film full of low-level fun. Later, although the Great Depression was over, the habit of buying one get one free took root in the southern United States. In the 1960s and 1970s, some small theaters began to use visual stimuli as the main surface influence, so a lot of sex Small-cost movies with violence, violence, and bloody scenes are officially on the stage. Because a kind of close dance called "bump and grind" often appears in such movies, this type of movie is called a "torture room movie", and this is played. Cinemas of similar movies are called "Xingfang Cinemas", and these cinemas are actually very similar to the fashionable video halls of China in the 1980s and 1990s.

Let’s go back to the "Ring Room" itself, 3 hours and 15 minutes, it is the time for the double film to be released, and it is also two stories, Robert Rodrímes’s "Horror Planet" and Quentin Tarantino’s There are several fake movie trailers interspersed with "Death Evidence", whether it is a naked girl or an alien, it is all made by famous artists. It is said that Quentin and Robert were the masters who grew up in the theater of the torture room, so they wanted to pay tribute to the messy place, so they saluted desperately, what kind of scratches, missing reel, messy plot, nothing. The illogical stories... are actually well-designed, but the group of people they pay tribute to are not as good as they are today. They are all cluttered together by unlucky directors and inexperienced actors.

Robert, who made "Planet of Horror", was filming a zombie film. I don’t know if Luo had seen a lot of Hong Kong zombie films and the popular animation "Transfiguration King Kong" in the early years. The story is about people from Texas. One day they all turned into zombies, and then the zombies began to bite people, and the people who had bitten them also became zombies. Only a few people with certain antibodies did not become zombies, so they embarked on a journey of rescue. Basically It is the usual routine of Hong Kong movies. But the wonderful thing is that long-legged beauty Cherie Beauty. She was originally a crying showgirl who wanted to be a comedy star, but she was bitten off a leg by a zombie not long after she appeared on the stage. She has a strong wound healing ability. That night, she took a wooden table leg and joined the battle, and she burst out of her talent as a comedian. She stopped crying, and took time to join the actor ML. Perfect back, perfect buttocks, and perfect, Well, wooden legs, I don’t know if the inspiration for wooden legs comes from the Vikings. After Cherie broke her wooden leg in the battle, the mysterious actor L. Rui equipped her with a perfect machine gun. Without recoil, she shot endless bullets. Cherie finally became like a transfigured King Kong. The ultimate weapon. The whole film is permeated with the ultimate violent aesthetics and cold humor.

The famous Quentin pays tribute to Chick Flick and Biker films. The title is "Evidence of Death", which tells the story of a perverted killer keen to drive down beautiful girls on the road. , But because the girls were too chatty at the beginning, I didn't finish it. It is said that the later plot has nothing to do with the previous one.

Well, this is the age of tribute and nostalgia, so when watching a horror movie with this mood, you will suddenly feel: Ha, comedy!

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Extended Reading
  • Otha 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    Perverts are using Leica? Zoe is handsome. Missing Reel is a godsend.

  • Mason 2022-03-23 09:01:33

    Ronaldinho's film takes bad taste as capital. . . Quentin's is too chatty. . . Those fake trailers are good though.

Grindhouse quotes

  • Arlene: Who do you want to hear?

    Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

    Arlene: Who?

    Jungle Julia: Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.

    Arlene: Who the fuck are they?

    Jungle Julia: For your information, Pete Townsend, at one point, almost quit The Who. And if he had, he would have ended up in this group, thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich and Pete. And if you ask me, he should have.

    [flips on the radio to hear "Hold Tight" by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich]

    Jungle Julia: That's my boy!

  • Pam: Hey Warren, is there anybody in this place you could vouch for to give me a ride home?

    Stuntman Mike: [tosses keys across table in front of Pam] Fair lady, your chariot awaits.

    Pam: You've been eavesdropping?

    Stuntman Mike: [chuckles] Eavesdropping and can't help but hear, I think I belong in the latter category.

    Pam: So, uh, "icy hot", you're offering me a ride home?

    Stuntman Mike: I'm offerin' you a lift, if, when I'm ready to leave, you are too.

    Pam: And when are you thinking about leaving?

    Stuntman Mike: Truthfully, I'm not thinkin' about it. But when I do, you will be the first to know.

    Pam: Will you be able to drive later?

    Stuntman Mike: I know looks can be deceiving, but I'm a teetotaler. I've been drinking club soda and lime all night, and now I'm buildin up to my big drink.

    Pam: Which is what?

    Stuntman Mike: Virgin Pina Colada.

    Pam: [pause] Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar, drinking water?

    Stuntman Mike: You know, a bar offers all kinds of things other than alcohol.

    Pam: Hmm, really. Like what?

    Stuntman Mike: [pause] Women. Nacho Grande platters. The fellowship of some fascinating individuals, like Warren here.

    Pam: Fair enough. So what's your name, icy?

    Stuntman Mike: Stuntman Mike.

    Pam: [pause] "Stuntman Mike's" your name?

    Stuntman Mike: You can ask anybody.

    Pam: Hey Warren, who is this guy?

    Warren: Stuntman Mike.

    Pam: And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?

    Warren: He's a stuntman.