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Author: Cousin
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For a long time, my cousin didn't like to watch domestic youth films.
Rotten is one thing: a love triangle, a car accident, an abortion... a pot of dog blood.
There is also a big reason: aggrieved.
Heavy bodies and heavy souls can be seen everywhere.
Take two well-reputed films as examples.
One is "Sunny Days" by Jiang Wen.
After it, there is no other youth film that can be so bold and full of hormones.
Especially the plump body wrapped in the red swimsuit in Milan is a young fantasy of a generation.
But... even the most avant-garde films stop at giving people fantasy, not enlightenment.
"Sex", more specifically, "the sexual sprouting of adolescence."
This topic was hidden and held for too long, and it became smelly, and became a taboo that was ashamed to say it, a particularly dirty, nasty, and uncontrollable animal instinct——
Our youth, in fact, is sneaky youth, the youth of "shameful".
There is also a movie, "Dog Thirteen" by Cao Baoping.
The cousin watched the girl Li Wan in a cruel growth, reducing her aura, abandoning principles, smoothing the edges and corners, and finally compromising with the hypocrisy of the adult world and the majesty of patriarchy...
Become a "sensible" and docile child after being castrated.
What's more helpless is that we all came here like this.
Our youth is the youth of surrendering, the youth of kneeling down.
So you can imagine why the cousin who grew up so frustrated, when she saw this film, she slapped her thighs and applauded——
Sex education
Sex Education
For other films, you can use "tear point" and "urine point" to describe, but for this film, the most suitable word should be...
G points, and G points throughout.
Below the film, there is a comment that has the highest praise and the most cola: it goes straight to the topic at the beginning.
What theme? On the surface, it's sex.
How can you go straight to the law? At the beginning, the high school principal's house.
The principal and his daughter-in-law were watching TV together downstairs. The camera turned and went straight to the second floor.
My dog son is playing with his female classmate.
Picture has been coded
I'm a serious and serious film critic, and I'm not allowed to use my hands
Ten thousand characters of Xiao Sao talks by two people are omitted here.
After getting off the ship, the young couple turned around and conducted a quality inspection: "Did you pretend?"
What? The dignified seven-foot man was questioned by the female votes for bad work, what about his face?
I was about to deny it, the girl raised up the evidence...
Come, look at it for yourself, empty and buzzing, who puts a sneer in my heart?
In the first three minutes, even an old driver like your cousin covered his waist.
The first bite is hot and spicy, but then slowly?
No, the following is more aggressive.
The male protagonist Otis (played by my most dearest Asa), on the surface, his appearance is not good, and he is also a little nerdy, and his face flushes when he talks to the girl.
Secretly, he is a generation of "sexology masters" in the school, one of the co-founders of the sex clinic, and the only doctor in charge of the clinic.
Speaking of this clinic, hey, that's interesting.
The clinic is opened in an abandoned toilet in the playground behind the school, dedicated to solving the sexual problems of adolescent men and women.
The treatment method is also very peculiar. In the words of the people’s artist Teacher Zhao:
No injections, no medicine, just sit and chat with you.
Talk therapy, referred to as talk therapy.
Can this thing have an effect? Don't look at the advertisement, look at the effect.
On the first visit, with his three-inch tongue, he succeeded in stealing the principal dog son who ate Viagra... said... soft...
It is said that there is a lasting effect...
After becoming famous in World War I, more and more people came to him for advice. Oops, all kinds of intractable diseases.
There are addicted to handjobs.
Something went wrong with playing with watermelon.
and also...
Hey, I think your corrupt country kids have too little homework!
The key is that so many weird "illnesses", the male protagonist actually "said" them all.
It takes so many boat scenes to evolve into such an old driver who is invincible.
The answer is: 0.
I haven't even hit a plane.
All theoretical knowledge comes from the ears and eyes of the sex counselor's mother.
Speaking of this mother, hehe, that's more interesting.
To describe it in one sentence, it is probably: "Passing through a hundred grasses, a leaf does not touch the body".
Even the male protagonist sometimes can't stand it, and kindly reminds the man who was hooked up by his mother: "Be careful, don't be squeezed dry by her."
I usually make appointments with individuals, and I don’t know how to go to the hotel, which affects the sleep quality of the moths.
Some martial arts secrets that have been lost for many years can be seen everywhere in the house.
Even the green plants are attracted by this powerful magnetic field and automatically grow into something indescribable.
The most frightening thing is that this old mother is very concerned about the sex life of moths——
Hearing that the moth was going to a party, he quickly held it on: "Come on, bring some sleeves."
I also suspected moth sexual disorder all the year round, forcing an innocent boy to fake a large handjob scene...
If this is the case, why not worry about the lack of theoretical knowledge.
The opening of the small clinic was booming, and countless men and women who were struggling with food and drink in the sea of love (yu) were introduced.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Daji was shut down overnight.
The cousin is not spoiled about exactly what happened. There is only a small reminder, which is related to a girl named Maeve.
This girl is unusual--
My mother was arrested for taking drugs. Dad left her behind. My brother stayed away from home all year round. He lived alone in a trailer in a slum and couldn't even pay the rent every month.
It was she who founded a small clinic with the male lead to make a living.
At first glance, you might think that this movie is another Netflix old routine, relying on large scale and heavy taste to gain attention.
The XXOO scenes that will appear in each episode, a lot of straightforward lines, and a nonchalant attitude towards sex--
If the youth we talk about sex change is too backward, this kind of joking and publicity, is it even progress?
Fortunately, the more you look down, the more you can find that "sex" is just an introduction.
What this drama really wants to talk about is the two words after "sex": "education"; it is the most common puberty problem under the superficial sprouting.
/Self-identification/
The hero’s friend Eric, because of his different sexual orientations, is often bullied by the principal’s dog son. (The latter pair knocks sweetly, don't worry!)
I was afraid that my parents would be sad at home, but I never made it public.
She often hides in her hut and draws her eyebrows and lips, and wipes it off quickly after getting dry.
Finally, I muster up the courage to put on makeup, put on high heels and go to the movies. I walked home at night but was beaten by the passing hooligans...
Eric is really bad
Will he be brave to be someone he likes in the end, or play a normal person that everyone likes?
/The father's authority is strict/
Adam, the principal’s dog son, is usually a school bully, bullying his classmates and confronting the teacher, looking like every day.
Only he knows how fragile he is, like a child.
I want my father forever, but I will never get it.
What I hear every day is "Get out, I don't even want to see you", "Why can't you be as obedient as your sister?" "You can't do such a small thing?"
In his father's eyes, Adam is always a piece of mud that can't support the wall.
Will he resist, or will he end up just like us, accepting silently and obeying calmly?
/Original family/
There is also the male lead Otis.
Among all the people, his relationship with his mother seems to be the most harmonious:
There is such a cool mother, respect his opinion. You can express your opinions freely at home. Two people can also discuss topics that are not suitable for children.
But what he kept hiding in his heart and didn't tell his mother, it was the affair between his father and the female secretary that he ran into.
If there is a secret, there will be a gap; if there is a gap, there will be alienation.
Communicating with parents is probably a lifelong subject for children. Can he untie it?
There are also hazy love, fragile friendship, and the courage to stand up and resist when facing authority.
Especially this piece of it's my vagina
I suddenly thought of the "Death Poetry Society"
o captain, my captain
This film cuts a little bit from the perspective of "sex", which is very curious and exciting, and what it tells us is a very universal and simple truth:
Regarding youth, there is one and only one attitude, and that is--
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Don't walk into this good night meekly.
Go to sweat, go to hurt; go to fall, resist, struggle, scream out the anger all over; go groping, go to try with fear as a pony crosses the river...
The only thing not to do is to be tamed.
Text/Cousin
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