Unsurpassed military propaganda film

Elias 2021-10-22 14:34:35

Movies that connect ancient civilizations and aliens on the planet are not uncommon, but not all of these movies are fortunate enough to be made into TV series, and not all of these TV series will be played for eight seasons and continue with gusto. Therefore, what Stargate created is definitely a movie miracle. And I, I don’t have enough talents. When I watched it for the first time, I didn’t see the goodness of it. I even tried to poke at many of the plots with chaotic logic, such as:

1. Pick up any invention in my spacecraft , Can become hundreds of times more wealthy than that Nobel, the half-bottle of vinegar Bill Gates, without using intellectual and financial resources, but using slavery, a method that has long been eliminated by the mentally handicapped people. My man, this is an alien who claims to be highly intelligent, able to travel through the universe, immortal, and more advanced than humans for countless generations?
2. A high-IQ scammer, why should he leave all his crimes of pretending to be a ghost on the mural? Is it to keep his self-appreciation every day, and laugh a hundred times, ah, a hundred times?
3. If a highly intelligent creature relies on a mechanical outer suit to trick ghosts, where does its equipment come from and comes with its own, then how can it be worn on the earthlings it hosts to fit as if it has been tailored in advance? It was built later, how did it pretend to be the sun god before it was built? A little boy wearing a paper mask?
4. Archaeologists who have never been in contact with extraterrestrial civilizations, in order to save their beautiful girlfriends, mastered the use of the extraterrestrial healing instrument in an instant. Is it true that as Uncle Ge You said, this is the power of love?
5. A group of uneducated slaves who were abducted from ancient Egypt can use their guns as soon as they receive them. Compared to soldiers who have been trained for many years, they are no different. This proves that human beings are born war mad, or we Is the intelligence of one generation inferior to one generation?
6. An old patriarch who has been brainwashed for so many years and has sacred religious beliefs, why is he only persuaded by a few hairy boys to become a revolutionary who leads the people to overthrow theocratic power in a blink of an eye?
7. The transmission device can transmit the atomic bomb into the spacecraft. The aliens who are highly intelligent and often use their own machines are eagerly waiting to count three and two, but can't think of transmitting the atomic bomb to another place?

It wasn’t until the end of the second time that I suddenly realized that all these scientific and logical problems are actually not a problem, because this is not a popular science film that records the development of human science and technology. All its basic settings-constant The crossing, the advanced and ignorant alien civilization, the dangerous machine, and the cold-blooded dictator are all just creating a beautiful reason for the earth to send troops to the outer planet. This reason is: revolution.
Even if you come with a bomb, you are ready to blow up other planets in the name of violating the safety of the earth; even if you want to wipe out potential opponents with higher IQ than your own, innocent minors and old men are involved in overthrowing the local government Riots; even if you let a number of young and innocent lives turn into ashes in the smoke of war; even if you destroy the minerals that the locals depend on for survival, make them unemployed, and destroy their ancient civilization, as long as you are a revolutionary leader Qi, as long as you have a handsome translator to help the locals instill revolutionary ideals, then you can leave the dead and ruins behind you, pat your butt, and you can still receive a Patriot Medal when you return. Not only can it take over some of the advanced instruments left by the aliens, but it can also marry the most beautiful local woman as a wife. This is what makes this movie stand out from hundreds of movies about aliens, and it can be compared to eight. The grand opening of the Anti-Japanese War in 1 year became the ultimate reason for an epic TV series. Yes, only such a propaganda film can correctly interpret the glory of the Gulf War, an armed act that is considerate to the local people; only such a propaganda film can explain the most reasonable reason why a highly civilized country is still High war preparation expenditure is required; only such a propaganda film can show the grand plan of the great American military to save the universe; only such a propaganda film can let the passionate young people put down their books and put on military uniforms. Go to the battlefield to embrace the romantic way of Flower Girl, and accomplish a glorious accomplishment that you can never accomplish in a peaceful world!
This is definitely an unsurpassed classic. Anyone who is skeptical of this should go to the alien restaurant to wash the dishes for eight seasons, or eat eight hundred meals of genetically modified chicken in the desert. In contrast, Avatar students even thought that backward aliens do not need the KFC and McDonalds provided by the people on earth, and they also set the armed savior who helped the residents of a certain planet to break the superstition and build new homes as the big villain. It is really anti-science and anti-army. Fang, rotten wood cannot be carved! It is no wonder that it is impossible to win an Oscar, let alone be filmed into a few seasons of cheap and high-quality TV series. The public's eyes are discerning, they know what they should choose! Therefore, I have every reason to believe that even if someone gives a few negative reviews by chance, this interstellar gate will stand forever and become the best introductory material for aliens to understand the human nature of the earth.

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Stargate quotes

  • Ra: There can be only one Ra.

  • Dr. Daniel Jackson: [about the Stargate] It was under the cover-stones?

    Catherine Langford: Yes. My father found it, 1928; made out of a mineral unlike any found on Earth.

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