SAM demo, you came from Mars, right?

Kristy 2021-10-13 13:05:32

finish watching.
I never believed that any ghost movie in a movie theater would allow me to go from one city to another city just to see it a few days in advance, and I believed it after watching it.
The damn Hong Kong film system's little hum and big hums are definitely because they didn't discuss the issue of how much money to get in their pockets, they actually pushed the Transformers student who was supposed to be released on the 4th to the 26th. Suppressing the urge to rush into Broadway with a bag full of explosives, in the busy every day, holding his fingers to count the days, yelling "I want to see Transformers!!" with all the people around me, and so on until the 22nd. A trot rushed to Shenzhen. Four days in advance? Damn, I want to go four hours in advance too!

Finally finished it.
I think it’s probably because the people all over the country had already watched it when I watched it, so the film was silent from beginning to end—whatever should be called, cry, or laugh has already been screamed the first time, crying, laughing, and left. Only those brothers, sisters, and aunts who seem to know
but not to join in the fun... Because I am born with a loud voice, I am really afraid of being put on a notoriety that disturbs the public order of the theater, and then kicked out halfway, so the whole film is really suffocated. Headache, chest tightness, heartache, suffocation-
I want to call when I see the Autobot logo on the steering wheel of the Hornet, I want to call when I see that Optimus Prime turns into a heavy truck after scanning, and see the big brother order I wanted to yell when "Autobot, Transformation", especially when I heard "My name is Optimus Prime", looking at the blank expression of SAM's little student, I really wanted to yell at the case-- SAM! Your demo came from Mars, right? ? You don't even know who Optimus Prime is! How did you mix up for more than ten years! Don’t hurry up and just pick up a piece of brick and say to the eldest brother firmly with a full face: "Big brother! I have found the organization! I will explain it to you!!!"?
In fact, Lao Mei didn’t need to take pictures of Optimus Prime after he came to the earth, and he still struggled to communicate with the people on earth and gain any trust. They can directly take pictures of Autobots after entering the atmosphere, from the Hubble Telescope to the American Statue of Liberty to the Oriental Pearl TV Tower to the upper capital of the Forbidden City in Beijing. Full of banners-"A warm welcome to the return of Big Brother Optimus Prime", and then get the information directly, directly get everything you want, from Grandpa SAM's eBay glasses to the top Shell lubricants, and then meet the overwhelming people wearing Autobots logo T-shirts All the fans in unison—Big Brother! ! Let's follow you!
Keke...Sorry, YY transitions, it's too far away.


After reading it, crawl on the Internet to read film reviews, and after reading the film reviews, lie down in front of the computer and stealthily.
People who have not fought with their parents because they watched Transformers or ate dinner will not understand why an American commercial film can make all the buddies who love piracy all over China pay out of their own pockets and buy a bunch of them out of their own pockets several times. Tickets
that can cost more than N days of food expenses read Chinese, English, English, and Chinese; people who have not been expelled from the mall because they stare at the same red and blue toy at the same counter every day and drool in the same place will not understand , Why are you nitpicking, criticizing, degrading, and it has become a fashionable year? All the indignant buddies who usually like to pick the bones and pick this and that have suddenly become the revolutionary party, facing the both commercial and cultural "invasion" of US imperialism. Not only did not say a "no" but also cheered very well. It was so good that it couldn’t be better;
there was no fight with brothers and sisters for grabbing Transformers, and no appointment with parents for buying Transformers. It’s the first time I am determined to be strong, and I didn’t swear because the toy my old lady bought was a digging tiger instead of Optimus Prime. People who would never say a word to her in this life would not understand, why a bunch of people. Renken hurried to the scene at 12 o’clock in the middle of the night, yelling when he heard a self-introduction, and smirked at the Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Toyota, Alto, Chery QQ all over the street after leaving the cinema;

borrowed a song that girls like to yell -
you're electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!
That’s right, Transformers are not just a few toy cars, a few posters, and a few villains that can change and change, it’s a bond, it’s a memory, it’s the whole damn childhood, it’s a nuclear bomb for all Transformers fans, anytime. , As long as the eldest brother Lao Wei presses a button, we immediately explode to the ground, and our wretched faces are full of lustful happiness.

So who said we went to the movies? Who says we are nostalgic? Who said that we went to literary and artistic while reminiscing about the passing time? Let me tell you, we are shirtless, wearing big pants, pulling on slippers, rushing to the next door, the old Wang’s house, and punching the shoulder of a buddy whom we haven’t seen in eight hundred years with the greatest strength in our life, and then one side I wiped my nose and tears together and said, "Damn, how come you look like you are now!"

That's why the kids in the past and now the big lords will be in this place where only the little P kids can be full of their brains and personality. Faced with such a commercial film full of advertisements, clichéd plots, and strangers, he proudly announced to the voices of opposition from the whole city, the whole country and the whole earth-
what happened? I TM just like it!
What? Not convinced? neglect! !

It's time to stop instigating so much. Finally, please allow me to represent the Transformers fans of the whole earth to say to
Brother Optimus Prime: Brother, SAM is actually a Martian, don’t pay attention to the demo-
welcome back! ! ! !

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Extended Reading
  • Hertha 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    [Sanlitun Meijia] The effect is good. But the film is actually nothing, and the plot is clichéd. The special effects in the second half are very handsome.

  • Kayley 2022-03-24 09:01:06

    That deformation is really nothing to say. . That's enough

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