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When it comes to being a parent, I believe that friends who have already married and established a business have a difficult scripture in their hearts.
Especially when the children grow up and develop from the cute childhood to the age of seven and eight years old. You've been working all day, and you've come home with a tired body, all you want to do is toss your lead-filled body on the couch.
Want a glass of wine to go with a movie? Go dream. What parents have to face at the moment is a stack of test papers and homework.
Countless adults have been so mad that they have a crazy idea when they help their children with homework:
If only I hadn't given birth to this bear child in the first place!
Speaking of the former world-class actor, the current cosmic-class bad actor Uncle Cage also has the same distress. In the eyes of others, Uncle Cage has a standard American-style happy family, with a mansion, two children, a loving father and a filial son.
But it just looks beautiful.
The eldest daughter steals money and the younger son makes trouble, which is a headache for Uncle Cage and his wife.
Many times when it was unbearable, Uncle Cage's face flashed a murderous aura for a moment. As if he really wanted to strangle these two bastards to death
As the saying goes, sincerity is spirit. There are not a few American parents with resentment like Uncle Cage, and their wishes have finally come true.
After Jay Chou released the song "Wait for you after class", these parents and friends gathered outside the iron gate of the school in groups as if they were brainwashed by the Divine Comedy. Looking at the eyes they stared at their children, what was written was not the expectation of "waiting for you to finish class", but the ferocity of "killing you".
The specific manifestations include killing with a black plastic bag, killing with a thick and long club, and various types of righteous killing of relatives. Under the influence of this mysterious force, even the newborn baby is not spared by the parents. Through the thick glass of the delivery room, looking at the flesh and blood in the swaddles, those dads showed expressions like wolves and tigers, as if these little beings were the seeds sown by the old king next door.
As predicted in Jay Chou's song, all of this came too fast, like a tornado. It was too late to escape without the storm, and the children who witnessed the tragedy were stunned.
Children, you once asked your parents, how did you come here? They faltered and said that it was sent by mobile phone charges, you don't believe it! Now that they are so ruthless, you must be enlightened, right?
Although she escaped the disaster on campus, her eldest daughter collapsed after seeing her best friend die at the hands of her mother.
She took the little black brother by the hand and returned home, just bumping into her own father.
I just heard Uncle Cage roar: Let go of that girl! Immediately after a move of a hungry tiger rushing for food, followed by a black tiger digging his heart, the little black brother fell to the ground.
Although the little black brother is a scumbag, he has bought precious time to escape for his sister and brother. The two hid in the basement, and just when their lives were at stake, their mother, Uncle Cage's wife, came back.
When the mother saw her husband madly chasing and killing their children at home, she went crazy on the spot: Are you crazy! They are the flesh and blood of you and me. How can you bear such cruelty... play alone?
So, the husband and wife happily guarded the door and launched a hunt to kill off their descendants.
When the father wants to break the door violently; when the mother says, no no no, I prefer to play Chainsaw Horror;
The unfortunate mother was shot; the father said, it doesn't matter, I will teach them to be human by gas poisoning.
Seeing this, viewers and friends must have a lot of questions, why does a father want to kill his own child? Why does the mother want to kill her own flesh and blood? What hidden secrets lie behind the brutality?
Welcome to enter the inner world of Uncle Cage with Xiaoxia and explore the mental journey of a father to madness.
It turned out that when Uncle Cage entered middle age, faced with a heavy mortgage and a family with a second child, he had no joy in life. In order to add a little color to his life, he secretly hid in the basement to assemble his own pool table. The poor man, like an Indian, just wanted to open up a private plot for himself, but was accused of spending money by his wife. Uncle Cage, who was out of anger, raised his sledgehammer and shed hot tears. He knew that there was only one label left in his life, and that was "parenting".
The movie "Crazy Parents" uses a seemingly crazy setting to depict a scene that is undoubtedly doomsday in the eyes of children. In fact, it is just an exaggerated form to magnify the anxiety of all middle-aged people about life. They have lost their ego and gave up the life they once dreamed of.
What is even more wonderful is that the story has a dramatic reversal at the last moment. When the young siblings closed their eyes and waited for the killing, the savior who appeared behind the door was their amiable grandparents. The story of Lao Tzu killing his son has become a hilarious cat-and-mouse game among three generations of grandparents.
Dear middle-aged and elderly friends, if you are still struggling with your child's homework and despair about your child's marriage, go watch this movie.
Dear little fresh meat friends, if at this moment you are still contradicting and rebellious for your parents' discipline and upset about your parents' forced marriage, go watch this movie, you will appreciate the sacrifices your parents have made for you all your life.
Just as Uncle Cage cried and said the truth in the movie:
Children, you are the people I love the most in the world, bar none. But sometimes, I really want to strangle you guys...
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