Intellectually retarded, it is useless to have God assists

Elwyn 2022-04-01 08:01:02

Rewatched it and changed it back to two stars

Serious spoilers below, be careful

More than 4,000 years ago, the ancient Egyptians could not bear the oppression and abuse of Anubis, the god of the cemetery, and built a labyrinth-shaped pyramid in an attempt to permanently trap this cruel god. American Imperial Science with high-tech equipment [Expedition? ] The family made a mistake and was surveyed with satellite technology. Everyone was overjoyed and decided to dig this unknown mysterious pyramid.

It was stopped by the Egyptian military when it was halfway through the excavation. Of course, our team did not give up. We put in a robot detector to see what happened. The robot was intercepted by an inexplicable creature within five minutes of entering, and it was scrapped. The team considered it carefully [? ], decided to retrieve all the human flesh, and thoughtfully pulled the traction line at the door.

After entering, no matter how the stone carvings in the tomb warned and how many strange noises they heard, the team continued to go deeper with the determination to die, and finally the ground collapsed [from the trap], and fell into the trap one by one, dead dead, disabled and disabled, thinking Looking back to find a way, the traction line has long been cut off, and strangely-shaped hairless cats attacked them along the way.

The surviving three entered the final tomb, and found the bodies of the Freemason members here. It turned out that the passage they had been trying to dig was built by the Freemason, where they met the final boss Anubis, the half-human, half-jackal monster god , Anubis tore the hearts of the two of them in anger, put them into the balance and weighed them and ate them. At the last moment, the heroine found the exit according to the instructions of the mural, and magically found the ladder [? ], cut the rope, and got a hairless cat [? ] Assisted, climbed out of the Pyramid of Death all the way, saw the sunlight in the distance and the little Egyptian boy who came in, just thinking that he was saved, Anubis suddenly rushed out from behind and ate the two of them.

In the end, the death squad released the god who had been trapped for more than 4,000 years, and Egypt was destroyed.

Advantages, low-cost production, it can be seen that the director has put a lot of effort into Egyptian culture, although none of them have hit the point, probably want to shoot the scene of a living person walking into the Book of Death, but can't make it, but Anubi Monsterization is still pretty new.

The disadvantage is that there are bugs everywhere, how low the IQ of a few people is, they are completely courting death, and they are sorry for themselves if they don't die. Nothing is explained clearly, there is no head or tail, where the cat came from is completely unknown, and there are no details worth recalling. Compared with "Paris Catacombs", the excavation degree is much worse

You make the great god of the dead, Anubis, like this...

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The Pyramid quotes

  • Holden: [on a video recording] This pyramid, unlike any structure other I've ever encountered, seems to have been built with the express purpose of keeping whatever is inside from escaping. If you come down here... bring guns.

  • Holden: Neither benign nor merciful

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