Every toilet is a hero~

Jamir 2022-04-06 08:01:01

If you want to marry a wife, build a toilet first. Is India really so backward? _Tencent Video
Source: Tencent

There are many rumors about the magical country of India, and how to go to the toilet is one of them.

Men never think about these issues, because as a male group, they all remember this sentence: urinating against the wind.

Solving physiological problems on the spot is not only convenient, but also seems to be able to prove one's waist strength and demonstrate the strength of a man.

But what about women?

In "Toilet: A Love Story", a woman in rural India said: For thousands of years, we have endured as much as possible during the day, and then traveled together with a urinal at night, and released ourselves in the vast fields under the stars and the moon.

As an old bachelor who is almost forty years old, the male protagonist, like most Indian men, never thought about this issue before getting married.

In an environment where family traditions and feudal culture come first, Ma Baonan must unconditionally obey his father's advice.

According to the birth date, it is calculated that the male protagonist is missing fire, and he has to marry a buffalo until he meets a woman with two thumbs on one hand.

On the one hand, he wondered if his father had read too many Ni Kuang martial arts novels, but on the other hand, he had to find his destined six-finger piano demon.

The male protagonist met the female protagonist, and he fell in love with him. I don't know if it was his excellent photo and retouching skills, or his sincere pursuit and dedication, that moved the heroine. In short, the mad man and the woman hit it off, made a prosthesis, cheated his father, and got married smoothly.

However, on the first night of the wedding, the male protagonist who grew up in the countryside and wore a fake famous brand realized that it was not the lack of fire, but the lack of a toilet at home.

The female protagonist who has received higher education grew up in an open and open family since childhood. For example, the heroine's father and grandfather liked to watch beautiful MTV... uh, this is a bit bohemian.

These are not important, the important thing is that in the opinion of the heroine, going to the toilet at home is a matter of course. I have used a flush toilet all my life. After marriage, you told me to use a chamber pot?

Who can stand naked in the wild with scorpions and toads, and endure the eyes of perverts?

In order to keep his wife, the male protagonist who just bid farewell to himself came up with a solution: pick up the train!

The train bound for Shihe and the distance stops at the small village for seven minutes each time, and these seven minutes are the happy time of the heroine.

So the heroine had to become a railway guerrilla, and go to the station to use the toilet every day.

In such a high-intensity rhythm, because of an accident, the heroine who was locked in the toilet and watched the train start collapsed.

Life is precious, and love is even more valuable. If it is for freedom, the chamber pot can be thrown away.

The female protagonist told the male protagonist, I can live without you, and I might as well die without a toilet.

A husband whose self-worth is no better than a toilet even moved the movie crew's mobile toilet home in order to save his wife.

After the incident, the man behind bars awakened. He knew that these expedient measures could not win back his wife, and he had to build a toilet himself.

After practice, the male protagonist discovered that building toilets in rural India is as difficult as building a space shuttle by NASA in the United States, and even more helpful.

Men in India think they can pee in their own backyard, but women's use of the toilet at home is a sign of uncleanness. The Indian government has implemented a clean-up campaign. After the sewage pipes were repaired, no one was willing to open them up. The public toilets built in the villages were occupied by others and turned into various small shops.

Even women think that we are born to go to the toilet in the wild, even if so many rapes happen because of it.

However, women affected by the atmosphere of freedom and civilization can no longer be bound by the humiliating chamber pot again. She proposed to her husband: either have a toilet or go for a divorce.

The word divorce is like a blockbuster, causing a shock in the village where the male protagonist lives. In a village where there has been no divorce case for more than a thousand years, this woman is simply their disaster and shame.

But as the news media swarmed, so too did government departments to pay attention to the intensifying toilet divorce case. Women are also gradually starting to reflect on their own: If the heroine can get a divorce because she asks for a toilet, why can't we?

Under the influence of the heroine, they refused to cook dinner for men. Without food, there is no metabolism. They raised their arms and shouted: We will never defecate anywhere! It's not the toilet that we're going to change, it's the pedantic and smelly old ideas in your men's minds!

That night, the sound of kicking over the chamber pot resounded through the sky.

The movie "Toilet: A Love Story" tells a story that is very magical to outsiders. In the 21st century, when drones are flying everywhere, the problem of toileting still plagues hundreds of millions of women on the Indian subcontinent.

Although the two-and-a-half-hour movie is a bit long, the singing and dancing in Indian movies are still flying, but it turns the small hole of the toilet into a cultural window, through which the world can see to a real India.

Finally, I will send you a song. After listening to it, you will understand that choosing a toilet is really important in life!

Andy Lau-Toilet
Source: Youku

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