You are awesome!

Milan 2021-11-11 08:01:15

When they watched it, they were happy, and they were optimistic about the score. At this time, they should pay attention to the cultural connotation, the plot, the character portray and the depth. Otherwise, it is not enough to highlight one's self-cultivation. Chinese and foreigners pretend to be B like this.

Some small productions of two or three million dollars can make you sleepy, but can get high scores. They will tell you to look at what the humanistic care for what is reflected; what problems have been dug up; the empty shots taken by the director in order to save costs, they said that they want to experience the artistic conception; after ten minutes have passed, the plot has not advanced at all, they said to Pay attention to the actor's facial expressions and see how thick the characters are portrayed. Then, in turn, I asked you very seriously, "These things are not in "Special Forces". Isn't it a bad movie?" So you are stunned.

You and a bunch of colleagues and classmates, some like Michael Jackson, some like Han Hong, and some like JAZZ, NewAge, Girls' Twelve Band... Suddenly someone popped up and held up the "Karajan 100th Anniversary" "Commemorative Edition", glanced at you and said, "Yours is also called music?" So you were stunned again.

You unfortunately went to a restaurant with this guy to eat hairy crabs. The lady boss took the menu and asked him how to make crabs. This guy Niu B coaxed and said, "It should be grilled, half-ripe, so that the meat is tender and juicy, topped with black pepper juice + pesto juice; a glass of martini with vodka for the table wine, use a shaker, don’t Stir; also, put the chopsticks away, I am not used to using them, put on the knife, fork and napkin" So this time it is the lady's turn to froze, you can't wait to lower your head to the table and pretend you don't recognize this guy.

"Special Forces" popcorn film, as long as the word "cool" is good. Later, when you encounter so-called film critics who use the Oscar requirements to measure commercial films, you directly tell him, "No need to pretend, you are the cow B"

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Extended Reading
  • Liliane 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Could give three and a half stars. Conceptually innovative and somewhat rough special effects, but the plot is far less mentally retarded than Transformers 2. . . Push the most messy chase scene in history!

  • Hermann 2021-11-11 08:01:15

    The Paris chase scene is very good~

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra quotes

  • [as Storm Shadow prepares to kill Duke]

    Duke: [pointing his gun] Move and I'm gonna blow her away.

    The Baroness: [to Duke] Do it. You already killed me once.

  • McCullen: I'm gonna make you very unhappy.

    Duke: I'm already unhappy.