What a fucking ghost, not a ghost, back to NMLGB!

Jules 2022-04-02 08:01:01

Personally, as a diehard fan of the ghost baby series, "Ghost Baby" has always been as cordial and respected as "Elderly Street" in my heart. Even the last unsatisfactory "Ghost Baby 6" I gave me three stars, and I can't bear to be too demanding. As long as you can see it, you can smile.

However, this time, "The Ghost Baby 7" is really outrageous: Chucky doesn't even have enough motives to kill, and he doesn't even innovate the tricks of killing. You are so reckless!

As we all know, as a serial killer who was on the run at the beginning of the reform and opening up, Chucky's more than 30 years of doll career made him exhausted. What does it mean to kill? Possessed among the dolls, he can only have sex with female dolls. What do you think is so cool? So in the first four parts, no matter how the copy is brushed, Chucky's ultimate goal is to get rid of the puppet's body and "be a human" again. He searched for a substitute again and again, and changed his master again and again, just for an ordinary body that everyone in the world has! Here, let's observe 3 seconds of silence for this little baby! How bad is "Ghost 7"? It's so bad that even the dog tail of "Ghost Baby 6" can't be continued, and it's so bad that it is not only dragging out the old friend (the first little master) Andy, but also unable to arouse the interest of the old fans! Who the hell wants to see a middle-aged uncle take out a slapped-up Chucky from the safe! What we are interested in is the former Zhengtai Fighting Puppets, not the self-salvation road of some frustrated middle-aged uncle.

Regarding the tail left by 6, the director spared no effort to lick his stinky feet, and arranged for the wheelchair aunt to be transferred to a remote medical aid center. (Don't have a B number in this arrangement? It's just to make it easier for Chucky to kill in the end) After arriving in a new environment, in order to integrate into the new big family faster, Aunt Wheelchair and Brother Split Personality first came to the corridor!

However, the next day, the wheelchair aunt found out that the split personality brother actually pulled his dick and pretended not to know himself. The patient next to her told her that this kid has multiple personalities. However, there is more than one abnormal person in the hospital: there is an aunt who tells others that she is invisible, Ye Erniang who breastfeeds when she sees a doll, and a flame Erniang who sets fire to her house and thinks she is the most normal... ......

Immediately afterwards, Chucky wanted to take revenge on the wheelchair aunt in the previous episode, so he appeared in the hospital. Next, when he was about to kill the wheelchair aunt with one knife, he found that the wheelchair aunt had cut her wrists because of the death of her niece. Therefore, in order to preserve the vitality of the opposition, the film length of "Ghost 7" was dragged for another 90 minutes! Chucky decided not to kill the wheelchair aunt first, and threw the cruel words of Not so Fast in a pool of blood!

A Not so Fast, in order not to let everyone think that he is "fast", Chucky is determined to show his persistent and meticulous work, and starts to slowly kill the patients. What follows is an hour-long feces and fart plot. Aunt Wheelchair and Andy are alive and well, let the supporting characters die one by one. In the end, Andy killed Chucky. It turned out that he sent the doll to the hospital in order to kill Chucky once and for all. Hey, aren't you good friends? What about going together forever? However, in order to show that his film is not simple, the director deliberately left a big hole:

It turns out that all this is a revenge drama created by the wheelchair aunt, Chucky's doll girlfriend, Chucky's real girlfriend, and three women. Chucky's revenge, Andy came back, it was all a wedding dress, and he helped his girlfriend. What the hell is a ghost baby, the ghost baby's bride is the boss, okay? Chucky conquered the world by blood, and women made sequels by conquering Chucky. There is really no need to continue the ghost baby series: you are embarrassed to shoot, and I am embarrassed to watch.

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Cult of Chucky quotes

  • Chucky: [3 different Chucky-s planning their next ordeal]

    [the one with burnt hand]

    Chucky: Now I am gonna go kill Andy!

    Chucky: [the one with one arm] No, I wanna kill Andy. I earned it.

    [Showing his empty arm socket]

    Chucky: I have been through a lot today!

    Chucky: [the one with burnt hand] You got to suck titty today!

    [Showing his melted fingers]

    Chucky: Look what happened to me.

    Chucky: [the one with the terrible haircut by Andy]

    [Showing his hair]

    Chucky: Hello? Look at my hair!

    Chucky: [the one with one arm]

    [Shocked at the hair]

    Chucky: Oh shit. You win!

    Chucky: [the one with burnt hand]

    [Apologetically]

    Chucky: Absolutely! Sorry, pal! You go fuck him up real good.

  • Claire: [Whispers] No.

    [Glass Ceiling breaking...]

    Chucky: Sometimes, I scare myself.