When I talked about the movie, I was excited: "I will introduce you a movie. Horror planet!". In fact, I can recommend him a lot of excellent movies. But I have to try the depth. First, I recommend a B-level film. It is not literary and the main story is not a film to discuss. The key is that the rhythm is relatively fast. It doesn't matter if it falls for a few minutes in the middle, anyway, it is from the beginning to the end that it has been fiercely chopped and chopped with flesh and blood. The key plot is also very good. Unlike the pure bloody shots of the third-rate B-level film, the story is pure scum. Most men like this.
The movie started with a fake trailer of the machete of the super-skinned Mexican uncle. Our leader yelled again and again (fourth, expressing amazement). "Oh! This talent is ugly!" He exclaimed. I said: "You don't see him as more men." In short, there is a quarter of the padding at the beginning of the feature film, and I started to introduce the relationship between the characters and them, and they haven't started fighting. At this time I found a problem... Our leader is always confused between one of the female vases and the heroine. Because the story of these two women is divided into two lines to narrate, he always thinks that this woman appears in the bar for a while and then on the road...
Well, the story gradually enters a climax and there are mutated zombies, his watching movies The interest has increased a bit, which can be seen from the movement of taking his hand away from the mouse.
This film is a bloody violence with black humor, and there are many funny sections that can make people laugh. For example, a policeman's ring finger was bitten off by a zombie. After his colleague picked up the ring on the ring finger from the ground and handed it to him, the policeman habitually carried it on the ring finger but found that the finger was gone, so he scolded him. The sentence "motherfucker" puts the middle finger up and puts it in, then angrily ravages the zombies... It's classic black humor, isn't it? But our leader frowned and kept chanting that this piece was too bloody. There are many big and small black humorous segments that he can’t notice. The big one is a beautiful woman with a broken leg with a machine gun. Before his death, the hero touched the heroine's belly dying and said: "You are not alone, brother never shot the side...".
Why didn't you find so many interesting sections, why did you just pay attention to the blood? In fact, many people commented on me that they loved watching bloody and violent films. Once I pressed the road with a woman and she said that I have violent tendencies and always watch bloody films. I said that you actually want to say that I am mentally abnormal, right? She laughed and nodded...
Actually, I don’t just watch bloody films. I also watch all kinds of literary films, romance films, and biopics... In fact, I like to watch most of the good movies. What is your deep impression?
One time I searched for a photo of cockroach eggs on Baidu specifically for the purpose of disgusting a person who was eating grapefruit. There were pictures of empty fingers and lotus milk on the same page. The young colleague stood behind me and was surprised: "So disgusting. Ah, your taste is really strong, just look at this kind of picture". I looked back and smiled...you only pay attention to the taste. When I first saw it, my scalp was tingling, okay?
"Xiaoyu loves watching this. You know that he recommended a movie to me yesterday. It's bloody and disgusting." Then our leader talked about the headshots in the movie, the women whose brains were hollowed out... …I asked the heavens speechlessly, I'm afraid you can't understand the Wandering Night and I'm afraid that you think Jack Brown is too dull, so I recommend a comedy to you, okay?
Although when I was young, I took the initiative to look for videos of Icelandic terrorists cutting their heads. I have seen photos of shotgun headshots at close range and videos of suicide by swallowing guns at press conferences. They are all to understand the true meaning of life. In fact, my brother is not at all unchanging in his heart, although some introversion is impossible to be a potential serial murderer at all. On the contrary, I am a good man who is positive and passionate about life, especially gentle and considerate to the people around me, okay! Although I like bloody and violent movies, most other people also like this genre. Why am I just being labeled a psychopath? I feel so wronged...
Alright! Just stop here. Just now a friend called and said that a corpse had been soaked in a well in the Great Park. I'm going to take a few close-up and large-scale portraits. So exciting!
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