In fact, the feeling is the same as when I was a child to see 3D dinosaurs

Letha 2021-11-24 08:01:18

Ya made it clear that chariots and horses are a movie about fighting monsters. The trailer is not shy and yells "I have no plot" and runs naked. It is like a person told me that "the other person looks good, but his brain is a bit weak." , I know that people who have to go for a blind date are also aware of it-let’s sit down and drink tea and watch the meat. If we have the opportunity, we will eat some tofu. Don’t deal with the deep conversations and hurt feelings...

In fact, even though it’s clearing customs to save the universe There can still be a relatively normal development, and the film is so straightforward that there is no plot, but I can invite Volta Schindler and Grandpa Ney to make soy sauce. It doesn’t look like a small family desperate enough to need it. It's intentional to save the money for these screenwriters!

Originally, this was the housework of son attacking Laozi and brothers killing each other in love, but because the mingled several were either demigods or demigods, this kind of bang and bang things would easily change. The cheap director can just hold both hands and wait to send out the box lunch-this film was all filmed before the blue screen, right? Although the names of CG masters and 3D masters are lower in comparison, Kung Fu is real.

Sister still remembers that the first time she saw a 3D movie was a 10-minute-long Jurassic. She was not too young at that time, and she was still screaming in the cinema when she saw the stone flying towards the screen. Later, many 3D blockbusters couldn't make the effect of scaring oneself.
And the film finally went out, at all costs, with one heart and one effort, the "stone flew out! Flew out! The monster is so ferocious! So ferocious!" The mission, and finally let my sister pay for the "full 100 minutes of real 3D." Film" wish.
To talk about what the screenwriter did, it was to immediately put a fight against monsters at the beginning of the film. The three-headed monster looked like a [- beep-] tail suddenly stretched out towards the screen and opened his mouth, giving the movie a taste of it. The tone. Since then, my sister has been happily watching the magnificent and ingenious Hades, the simple and cute (?) monocular giant, and the fluent three-headed six-armed model (this model is so awesome!!! It's amazing!).

In addition, the two handsome uncles of Lord Zeus and Lord Hades did their best to sell corruption (the two rely on their foreheads, pull their little hands, and fight side by side... The "Schindler's List" did not become a good one. How sorry did you guys make you guys regret?), Grandpa Bill tried his best to sell cuteness. Even though Sam looked blessed, he still completed the basic tasks of selling meat, such as plots, performances, and characters. Floating clouds.

The only thing that makes Lian dissatisfied is the film's clothing instructions, which is really uninteresting-Hades adults have already worn short skirts, or little black ones! What do you mean by swollen leg guards with spicy mochi! You will die if you show your thighs! Short skirts are the selling point of this film, asshole! ! !
Take a look at "The God of War" next door, the plot is similar, the financial resources are obviously far inferior, but how sincere and interesting and aesthetic it is! You see how happy people Zeus cosplay "Saint Seiya" and Athena are selling father and daughter!

By the way, if the 3D team of this film adds the beautiful finger of "The God of War", the soy sauce of this film and the hero of that film (Sam Gege, the hero is not afraid of facial paralysis or belly, look at Henry Didi. Meat, pay attention to your lower body), it’s perfect, perfect... I

look forward to the next time Hollywood spoofs Greek mythology to achieve visual effects and evil taste. Both birds must be caught, both claws must be hard, cough

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Extended Reading
  • Alex 2021-11-24 08:01:18

    The 3D effect is superb. Every time you fight monsters, it is a small climax. There are many screen shots, especially the snake head with the first monster tail. It is completely praised.

  • Demario 2022-03-24 09:01:33

    Special effects are the only thing to watch. From the very beginning, it is a magic movie to kill time. How much ticket price can a movie of one and a half hours hold?

Wrath of the Titans quotes

  • Hephaestus: You are Perseus, son of Zeus. 'Release the Kraken,' all of that.

  • Agenor: Don't give me the big speech.

    Perseus: Yeah, I wasn't planning to.