Why do I say that? Let's see how the eldest brother Adam found his wife. This tall adult man went to the town one day to buy, and made up his mind to find a cook for himself. Yes, cook rice, on the grounds that the food cooked by the six savage brothers in the family is unpalatable. Then, this guy justly asked the container owner if there were any women for sale under the container. The container owner actually asked her what brand she wanted? God, such a man actually met a woman who only wanted to cook for one man after he sang a ditty. This is definitely not a daydream or a naked lust! I admit that women like men directly, but there really is such a woman, glanced at the sloppy man opposite, listened to him saying a few barks that a male dog in heat would exhale, and then agreed? In reality, there is only one possibility: the woman is too horny. On the way home, the thirsty girl innocently imagined a beautiful life after marriage, and the male protagonist did not say a word - a blatant deceit. As passers-by said, seven men share one wife? Well that might be a good thing for horny women. Just when I thought that the horny girl would accuse the first man for being shameless when she found out the truth, who knows, the film made the horny girl softer after the man sang a pitiful song, and she automatically threw herself into her arms, and it went smoothly. make people. Oh my god, how disrespectful is that? Is this a plot that straight men's cancer will only be filmed in the 30th issue?
Of course, our horny girls are not stupid. If you want to make yourself not so hard to wash and cook for seven stinky men all day, of course, the best way is to get rid of the remaining six bachelors. So after a song, he successfully taught the barbarians various pickup skills and dancing skills. These six are just talents, they can learn everything in one point, just need a sentence, yes, you read that right, every man will capture a horny woman in an instant, and the pairing of men and women is like a radish and a pit , Strictly fit, the previous years of savage life ended in an instant because of a woman's few words and a set of decent clothes. The next stage is a talent show in which males fight for the opportunity to dance with females and finally get the chance to mate. The director simply wanted to tell the poor audience that in the process of biological courtship, the more fancy the dance, the greater the chance of having the right to mate. It may be that the director felt that the dance skills could not reflect the destructiveness and aggressiveness of male hormones, so he arranged another scene of building a barn. It was only then that I realized that the role of the Hungry Girl's persuasion to stop fighting and to be civilized in this film is actually to promote the suppression first. When building the barn, they all turned into sneak attack villains, which gave these seven male animals who had accumulated hormones for many years a great reason to fight back! Then, after the fight, the six animals fell in love at the same time, yes, the director won again - what I'm curious about is, are these six men who haven't been down a mountain or seen a woman for more than ten or twenty years before? ? Surely this so-called love at first sight isn't the result of hormones collectively breaking the watch at a miraculously unified moment to ensure genetic continuity?
At this moment, our lucky male protagonist told the story of the Bible that Christians would not object to. What a wit, director, you won again - if you can't get it, go grab it! Anyway, when the raw rice is cooked, those women will always compromise. Yes, anyway, the meaning of women's existence is not to pass on the lineage to men. Seeing this, I think this boss is really joking. I don't want to, nm, the plot got out of control because of this, these six really went to grab it! And it all worked out! Afraid of those relatives getting in the way, the director hurriedly set up an avalanche to block the tracking of those with normal values. Otherwise, how could the hungry animals be able to thrive in the name of love? Alas, director, you are really awesome, and you are heartbroken for the continuation of human beings. But we can't let all these women lie down under men and be bitches, that's not a Sodom, let's let our horny women who have become rational without warning set a level, and let the male lead go away, Put all the stinky men into the pigpen, and protect the girls. However, the director's straight male cancer cells have already invaded the seven meridians and eight meridians: there is a dick in being locked together, don't you believe that these marriageable girls don't want to have sex? So the young girls in single clothes began to shamelessly yearn for marriage and even children when they were imprisoned by a few reckless men? My mother, do you want Bilian not, please? Have you really been smoked by male hormones to the point of group fuss, and you don't even think that your family may care about it? Still tm standing in front of the window scratching his head and waiting for wild men to watch? Is this the so-called civilized upbringing? I see, the director just wanted to say, pretending to be a lady, even if you meet a seven-footed man, you are in a hurry to give him a hug!
So easy to wait until spring! It's spring! You know, the big cows have already given birth to calves, and the women are rushing to be brides in June. If there is no estrus in spring, the time will not catch up! Hurry up. I'm still waiting to see how the men flirt, and the horny women 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 are already on the wave. I felt bored in the hut before because of the lack of a man. I don't know how many times I've scolded the horny girl, how tiring it is to pretend to be restrained. Soon the road was clear, and the elder brother came back despite his anger that he had a girl but not a boy. He quickly found out that he was going to send the girls to their parents' homes. It seemed that the reflection was effective. I was still thinking about how the director got on the road. Who would have thought that if I had left, the girls would not go back! Yes, they haven't come and conceived yet, how can they just go back like this, isn't that a sinner of mankind! Under the call of duty to continue the human race, the so-called upbringing, the so-called lady, the so-called restraint, the so-called parents, all die for the mother, and the mother wants to give birth! I hide behind the haystacks, I go up to the house, and I don't go back if I'm beaten to death! Director...
You can't hide from a few reckless men. It's so boring to be caught like this. It takes a misunderstanding to stimulate it. So the director made the family members look like the eagle catching the chick is more like a collective rape, yes, the family members are worried that the girl is already worried about losing her IQ: these strong guys like to play cat and mouse, let them out first and then catch them Come back, this is fun. No, after half a year of playing, the children came out! Preterm birth is not so early. Well, depending on the season, it was already cold winter when I was caught. Next spring said it would be April, so let's count it as May. Is your daughter a sow? One birth and one litter, will it run away in half a year?
How to end this farce? Yes, getting married with a gun on, how dramatic, how plausible. The robber robbed our daughter for half a year, and her chastity is gone. If you don't marry me, I will force you to marry, so the hearts of those brawny men are: Damn, I'll let you guys see if it's Laozi's gun or you. Great gun!
In short, after watching this movie, I just feel that men are all a bunch of people who don’t agree with each other and have to look for women who are single Thirsty. Even if the director tries to use the image of a hungry female lead to dissolve the social conflict brought about by this blind worship of male power, such resolution is point-and-click and insincere. Of course, this kind of comedy is really a hilarious laugh, but after laughing, such people set up such values in today's society that advocates equality between men and women is simply a pot of dirty water, and it still pollutes straight men with cancer today. The sexual fantasies and aspirations of horny women with no self-respect for the primordial male image. I believe that with the progress of society, this film will definitely be spurned by the times. It can only be used as a mark of that era to wake up people with a beautiful melody.
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