23 feelings about watching Transformers

Esmeralda 2021-10-13 13:05:31

1. It is too the main theme to die to save an Islamic child when the US military base is destroyed. )

2. Isn’t the US Secretary of Defense the villain in the movie National Enemy? I think he still plays the villain and the good guys haha

3, the US Secretary of Defense may be the first time in n years that he has appeared in a positive and high profile

4, the United States The Secretary of Defense of the United States does not have that much power

5, when eBay’s name appears too many times, when can it be mentioned on Taobao

6, the US bureaucracy once again played a huge and stupid role, and what is the seventh district cattle investigation? China has nine districts of d version not powerful market ??

7, the high technical level of young Americans, but because it is so small young political quality is too poor
a state secret is a word often take home unreliable collapse of the United States to rely on their corrosion Xiao Qingnian

8, in the scenes that we pass by, we see at least two Asian officials. As for blacks, there are even more and all Spanish speakers have taken care of

9. Why does the protagonist have to be called sam or the dog left? not good

10, European and American white woman figure only a distance, close look because the skin is not too bad
though and racial discrimination has nothing to do but I still objectively pointed out that yellow is definitely the best race of evolution

11, does not There is a flaw in the lack of plot settings. Of course, you can ignore

12. How many cars are advertised, General Motors? By the way, there are mobile phones

13. I bet that the US military will definitely sponsor this movie. Fool

14, since there are so many Transformers living among us, we should understand why the global oil price rises (the oil-consuming American cars go to death)

15, looks like I got the impression that the United States can deal with those modern army Transformers
rely on the kind of armor-piercing high temperatures, air conditioning is also useful spray pipe This is too easy, right? So other human army would be more beat For example, China is definitely not good in terms of weapons and equipment. The United States is too powerful. Long live the United States!

16, I was indeed asked if the equipment of the US military in the movie is real. Nonsense, but they never falsify American film artists in their movies. American film artists have a conscience.17

, the evolution of Transformers is too low, and things become material results that humans want to make, and they become nothing more than cars, airplanes, etc. Ah, there is also a mobile phone deformation that keeps pace with the times... This proves that Marxism is extremely correct about material determination consciousness.

18 It is a pity that there is no dinosaur department. Is the sequel to the evolution of the King Kong version of the pig Guanghu Park?
I remember me you have a dinosaur toy line Transformers Transformers also impressed because there are no animal Well not so materialized living thing

19, Transformers too little friends, the Americans too many times, Chinese people do not ah

20, too soundtrack the difference is a new metal like you want to speed hormones rise, why not be the first death metal black gold can also be, that is the interesting two-stepped with a

21, the operator heard someone say that the right to freedom and so what freedom of choice
you Uncle's freedom, how many people sell big money for advertising under your name

22, the last scene is sunset, if I am making love with the beautiful woman, we must play military songs, otherwise it will not be exciting (this is a joke)

23, indicate: Movies I watch for free.
What!? I don’t pay out of my pocket to make additional contributions to the US-led globalization of Western capital? Am I such a person?



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Transformers quotes

  • Judy Witwicky: Sam, we heard you talking to someone...

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, I...

    [Sam's parents fall silent and stare at Mikaela]

    Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.

    [Judy starts giggling and chucks Sam on the shoulder]

    Judy Witwicky: Gosh, you're gorgeous!

    [turns to Ron]

    Judy Witwicky: Isn't that the prettiest girl?

    Sam Witwicky: She can hear you talking, Mom.

  • Judy Witwicky: [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?

    Ron Witwicky: Judy...

    Sam Witwicky: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom!

    Ron Witwicky: Zip it, okay?

    Judy Witwicky: It's okay...

    Sam Witwicky: No, I don't masturbate!

    Ron Witwicky: That's not something for you to bring up.

    Judy Witwicky: Okay.

    Ron Witwicky: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?

    Sam Witwicky: Father-son thing...

    Judy Witwicky: I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...

    Sam Witwicky: [amazed] Happy time?

    Judy Witwicky: ...my special alone time...

    Ron Witwicky: Judy, stop!

    Judy Witwicky: ...with myself.

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, you can't come in and...

    Judy Witwicky: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.