I really got 10,000 points of damage! ! !

Shannon 2022-03-30 08:01:02

The live-action version of Tomb Raiders came out at the beginning of Xia, and I was thinking about it for half a year. I sat in front of the computer for half an hour and refreshed it again and again. If it came out earlier, I could watch it for a second earlier!
Later, it turned out that I was too stupid to believe in the pilot episode, wasting 2 hours of my life was not enough, and spent 40 precious minutes watching the first episode.
Great shot! I choose to die!
Back then, I read tomb robbery novels over and over again in college, and then I reminisced about the classics. And it took only 2 hours to drain all my goodwill towards it.
At that time, it was two months from now, and I recovered a little HP, and then I suffered another 100000000000000000000000000 damage, from the giant live-action version.

I'm so speechless about this adaptation! Does this screenwriter Nima have a grudge against the author? I rely on you to really have a grudge against the author? ? Otherwise, why ruin the work and the anime so much! !
Some time ago, I read the news that the box office of Giant's live-action version has not been good since its release. I also wondered that the animation was ranked second in ratings last year and there were no other masterpieces that dared to say the first. The live-action version was not good at the box office? How can it be bad if there is no need for publicity? The question that I couldn't figure out at the time became clear to me half an hour after watching the movie! !
This shit movie grosses the hell out of it! It turns out that bad movies really know no borders!
Why did Allen's parents die when Allen was a child? ? ? Then how did Ellen become a giant? How's the storyline going on behind the scenes? Oh no! I am too naive! Only we can't think that it can't be done without a screenwriter!
How did the early death of her mother inspire Ellen? Well, as the only woman around Ellen, Mikasa is only you! Go! ! And then the camera took a turn two years later. .
Before the characters are fully recognized, they go straight to death. . . I'm still worried here, hey, these three masters are dead? I'm so sad that the heroine is dead because I like the third master so much~~
It turns out that I am too simple, and the third master has returned from nowhere. . Then came the most incomprehensible thing about the whole show! ! !

Nima's screenwriter ruined the third master! ! We all know you hate it! Ellen is also sad! But what do you mean by being so cold when you come back? No one cares! It wasn't Ellen who was sorry for you! Who did Nima show a resentful face? ? ? Even feeding apples with that captain, I'm also drunk! What about Mikasa who said "With you, I can do anything"? ? ? The third master of this movie is such a bitch!
Then talk to the captain. . kindness? What? You tell me there is no soldier? ? So this live-action movie doesn't even have a soldier? In fact, it can be said that the reason why the giant is so popular is inseparable from the character of the soldier! But now you tell me there is no soldier? ? ? ? ? What the hell! Don't tell me that the captain's real body is completely different! ! Would the captain really be indifferent to watching so many giants eat people? ? Is this captain sick? Seeing him behind and wanting to see ants makes me sick to look at people like ants! ! Why isn't he so great? Isn't he human? ? ! !

In the movie, you omitted a protagonist and then added an original that was so disgusting! hehe!
At last!
I really want to say that the best acting in the whole article turned out to be a giant? ! This makeup! This move! This expression! I want to get away from the screen and run away! So the effect picture is still good!
But this plot is really dead. .

In the end, I gave Chunma one PS star~ Yes, I am a stubborn fan of Chunma. Ellen's transformation is also very handsome! ! But I want to say that the shape of this show is really ugly! Can't bangs be cut? ? All the while watching my hair flutter and flutter and tell me my face? ? ? ?

It turns out that this movie also knows shameless? ? ? ? ? ?

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