"The Pyramid", also known as the sexy fight between the dare team and the wolf-faced man

Jeff 2022-04-01 08:01:02

First of all, as a fan of archaeological films, there are still many reservations about the box office and trailer hype of "The Pyramid". "The Pyramid" tells the story of a father and daughter doctor of archaeology, a detection robot operator, a big-breasted mountain climber and an unknown photographer to form the tomb expedition. At first, the camera appeared in a large-scale riot in the center of Cairo, where soldiers and people were fighting in dire straits. Then, the camera appeared at the tomb robbery scene again, and the dead tomb robbery team headed by the female No. 1 Big White Leg Nora was discussing how to record a great pseudo-archaeological event. However, as the information at the entrance to the cemetery's pyramid was revealed, a gravedigger was suddenly knocked unconscious by a strong green gas behind the hewn stone door. According to the ambulance of the team members, the injured worker is fine for the time being. But just as they were about to continue, a soldier was suddenly sent from Cairo (yes, only one!) to warn them not to continue digging the pyramids and let them evacuate early the next morning. The reason is that their digging behavior is related to the street riots in Cairo! Very esoteric logic.. ! At this time, the father of the father and daughter archaeology doctor wanted to persuade the team to quit, and said that he had a bad premonition. However, the heroine Nora insisted on going to the cemetery to find out, despite her father's objections and orders from the soldiers. So, she first persuaded the dwarf man, the manipulator of the dwarf robot (they had engaged the night before), to let the dwarf go to the cemetery to probe, but he was hung up by an unknown object within five minutes of entering the hole! At this time, the nerd man burst into beans, because his dwarf was rented from the NASA, and it seemed that his life could not pay for the loss of the dwarf. Then, under Nora's unreasonable instigation, everyone had to go to the cemetery to find the dwarf robot. Since then, everyone was trapped and lost in the Palace of Death and experienced ground collapse, then the nerd man was smashed into the thigh by an inexplicable boulder and then mysteriously dragged away by the Egyptian god cat, and then the Cairo soldier appeared and died in the form of soy sauce. Then, under the instigation of the female Nora several times, the sand buried heroine was rescued by her father at the cost of her life, and the big-breasted rock climber was trapped in the knife valley. The breast girl thought it was too heavy and abandoned it. At the end of the story, Anubis (Wolf-faced Man), the god of death, appeared. The doctor's father was weighed and weighed by the god of death after being recorded before his death. The rest of the USA Freemasonry, who died by robbing a tomb for some reason, fell on the side of the sarcophagus. Soldier (the American Freemason is actually a tomb robber organization! Khan!!), as well as the dancing Nora and the speechless photographer. (Turns to the monster movie at this time) As a result, Nora, who was screaming, miraculously avoided the blind werewolf first. Just when I thought it was going to kill the photographer, the werewolf walked out silently, and I didn't know it. What did it go out for! Maybe urgency! ! At this time, Nora found the exit above her head and climbed up with the photographer a ladder that may have been left by the soldiers earlier. At this time, the werewolf returned from the toilet, first subduing the photographer and then grabbing Nora. And the most amazing thing about this play is that when the wolf monster Reaper tied Nora to the pillar and was about to dig his heart out, this action actually lasted for 5 minutes. Oh my god! Was it fascinated by the big-breasted girl who was wearing super shorts and was unscathed for a while! ? And at the moment the camera actually cuts to Nora's hand is cutting the rope with the giant axe tied together in the rope! Didn't her dad and others find out that the rope can be easily broken or the director's special heroine? Anyway, Nora's rope broke in the first 30 seconds of the close call! Then, Death was slapped by the girl and fainted. Then, in the death god, he was beaten by several flying god cats that suddenly appeared (are they not a gang?!!!) and let Nora continue to climb the ladder and run away. However, she fell asleep just as she was about to crawl out of the hole! The next day, when she woke up and saw a child appearing in front of her, she called for help, but the child did not speak, and then the god of death suddenly appeared, the soy sauce child died, Nora died, and the play ended.

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The Pyramid quotes

  • Holden: [on a video recording] This pyramid, unlike any structure other I've ever encountered, seems to have been built with the express purpose of keeping whatever is inside from escaping. If you come down here... bring guns.

  • Holden: Neither benign nor merciful

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