Dutch-style nonsensical ginseng

Juana 2022-03-31 08:01:02

With the crowing of the rooster and the mooing of the cow, I thought the film was about how a group of farmers, through hard work, became general managers, CEOs, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of their lives. . It's a little exciting to think about it~
The next second, a silly X appears with a fancy bike, and suddenly I feel that this movie will not be good...
In a small town in the countryside of the Netherlands, there are five dirt bikes. No good diaosi, they have no job skills at all, and they are forced to lose their jobs due to full trouble-making skills. Ironically, in the eyes of employers, they are not as good as trisomy 21 patients.
Then Richard found out, eh? Can I still get white-collar unemployment benefits if I don't work? So after the five friends shopping at various supermarkets, Richard swiped his card handsomely; come on, Richard swiped his card coolly; buy pornographic magazines, add a cigarette, and Richard continued to swipe his card generously... Your balance is not enough to pay.
So Richard went to the Unemployment Benefit Office and got suspended, they said: We refuse to pay for anything! Started a life of so-called credit, but actually robbery, and led the national "No Payment" movement through local TV reports and further expanded its influence!
The leaders of the state are angry, and such a small town that labor and management have never heard of has caused chaos in the whole country? Blow it up.
So the town was bombed. Residents were busy fleeing. The five diaosi said that the town is my home, and the protection depends on everyone. I will stay behind to protect my home! Such positive energy, suddenly began to believe that they are indeed the protagonists. Accompanied by a majestic symphony, the five people carried all kinds of submachine guns and cannons that the German Nazis faithfully supported the World War II veterans into the town.
The former policeman released the prisoner who had been locked up. The prisoner grinned and promised to do nothing, and the next second he shot himself in the head.
In the hail of bullets, Rikker turned his head and shook his head handsomely at his girlfriend. Would you like to try shooting? The girlfriend smiled shyly... The Dutch Smith couple made their debut; Gerrie and the butcher shop owner successfully recognized each other and embraced affectionately... And their every move was broadcast live to the people of the country through the cameras of the small town reporter, just like an entertainment reality show, affecting people's hearts.
In the smoke, Richard was taken hostage by the police, which is ironic. The police and the government act as villains and dictators in this film and force others to lay down their weapons. The police chief has not yet laughed happily, and the truck with a high exit rate was run over by his men in a second. In the truck was that stupid retard.
In the end, it wasn't ordinary people who stayed to defend the town, but a group of diaosi who had no brains. They were charged with as many as 34 crimes, but the judge only sentenced them to 240 hours of community service.

If I were to vote the most moving scene in this movie, it would be Richard's dog accidentally injured by the police, spattering his face with blood, and then staring at his (still alive) once again after the police left. ) love the dog Gradje, and then raised the sofa high... With the sound of blood and flesh, Richard's harvest was even more bloody, and in the dead of night, he cried and dug a hole and put his dear dog. The bones were removed, leaving behind the real body, which was thrown into the pit with a snap.

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New Kids Turbo quotes

  • Richard Batsbak: Meer wapens de man.

    Gerrie van BovenRikkert van BovenRobbie SchuurmansBarrie Butsers: Ja!

  • Richard Batsbak: Dat heeft een hoop terugslag gek!