This is really a zombie movie with the most inexistent zombies. No speed, no attack power, no IQ. Not even a boss-level monster, the absolute background emperor. Perhaps because a group of uncles and aunts are the main force in killing zombies, zombies with too high attack power will be unconvincing. But this kind of monster that can push somersaults with one finger can't create a terrifying atmosphere at all. All the people who are killed are because it's time to die. The old black basically asked himself to be bitten, the bank clerk was also the type to kill, and the little fat Davey died of a stray bullet. The four who survived at the end were all kind and upright.
In the nursing home over there, the fighting power of the zombies is obviously not as good as that of the old people. Especially the tortoise and hare race with the lame grandfather makes people complain about how weak East Londoners must be for this creature to slaughter the city.
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