It's a pity that such a good movie name.
1. The background is unknown. The opening introduces the earth being flooded. The specific reason is not mentioned. It is a big problem that such an important background is not explained clearly.
2. Metal faucet. The metal faucet of the urine purification device has been purified from the gills, and the faucet has not been corroded by seawater. Similarly, there are various metal fabrics and other products on the ship, including sails. (Physicists, metal processing and casting industries began to refund tickets)
3. The boat. The male owner’s boat and the boats encountered on the road. Such boats want to sail freely in the sea. Can you give it a try?
4. The solo voyager. There are a few people in the film sailing alone, one person and one boat, occasionally, but not for a long time, and there is no guarantee at all. (Marine workers begin to refund tickets)
5. Steal. A thief stole the male lead’s fruit, but did not steal his tree and soil? It should be designed to kill the male owner to occupy his ship. (Thief and robber wait for refunds)
6. Motorboat. Three pirates rode two motorboats to rob. Director, do you know the fuel consumption of a motorboat? Are you sure there is oil to go back on the sea where you can't see the big ship? Could it be that you invented the technology of turning sea water into oil. (Refunds for mechanical power and motorboat related industries have begun)
7. Floating island. The floating island in the film is impossible to withstand a typhoon. The actual construction scene has been destroyed by the typhoon, and there is a problem with the structure. (Meteorology, architecture, and design practitioners began to refund tickets)
8. Funeral. The corpse cloth at the funeral of the islanders sank into the muddy water together. Without cotton, silkworms and chemical plants, where does the cloth on the island come from? Every piece of cloth is extremely precious, and it is too extravagant to be used as a funeral. (Archaeologists begin to refund tickets)
9. Corpse. When someone gave a eulogy at the funeral, the abdomen of the corpse was breathing up and down. Could it be that you were all buried alive.
10. Coins. There is no unified social organization in the film, and the way of transactions should be bartering, and coins are useless. (Sociology, market management, economics and finance and other industries began to refund tickets)
11. Tomato tree. The man sold the soil and bought a tomato tree. How does the tomato grow without soil? Is it soilless cultivation in the slice? (Botanists and farmers begin to refund tickets)
12. Race evolution. The male protagonist has gills and webbeds. You must know that these things cannot evolve without tens of thousands of years. The Bajau people have lived on the water for hundreds of years, but their spleens are a little bigger than that of land people. (Refunds for biologists)
13. Killing. If the borrowing is not successful, the islanders will kill the male protagonist with long cheeks. Isn't it more important to improve the quality of the islander population than to kill. (The demographer and the staff of the Family Planning Office began to refund the ticket)
14. Fertility. There are no entertainment activities on the island. At the age of the heroine, the child should have given birth to at least four, five, six, seven or eight. The situation in the film is that he did not introduce his child, but took care of a picked-up child. Could it be that the heroine is infertile.
15. Tattoo. On an island with dozens of people, everyone should know exactly who has a mole on his body. There are even islanders who don’t know how to take a peek at such a big tattoo.
16. Kidnapping. Do you have to kidnap a child if you want a tattoo? Drawing it is not easier than kidnapping. Later, it was said that the skin would be cut off. (The painters and pirates began to refund tickets)
17. Swimming. The little girl with the tattoo can't swim. The director has no common sense at all. (Refunds for all fishermen)
18. Fresh water. It is said that the male protagonist has gills and does not need to drink fresh water, but on the island he clearly changed a lot of fresh water and drank fresh water, indicating that the male protagonist still needs fresh water. On the boat, the male protagonist can even recycle urine, so there is no sea water. Desalination devices, not even rainwater collection equipment. (Water conservancy experts, field troops, navy, Beiye, etc. collectively refund tickets)
19. Shame. The female lead has sex with the male lead, and the first thing after being rejected is to find clothes to cover her body immediately. Men and women matters should be commonplace on floating islands. This action is overreacting. I thought someone was going to grab eggs. (Psychologists, behaviorists, and women who have missed their tickets refunded)
20. Abandon the ship. Someone exchanged old paper for women for half an hour, and the male protagonist regretted killing. Afterwards, I only picked a few things back to the ship, and the ship was abandoned directly. Every floating object in the boundless sea is a non-renewable resource. The male protagonist is not like a person who lives on the sea all year round. In the same way, the pirates set fire to the ship after the robbery, and did not intend to tow the ship away.
21. Diving equipment. From the table, the male and female protagonists have dived several hundred meters deep together, and the diving device used by the protagonist is actually a plastic-like air cover. After the water comes out, the face is not red and the heart beats. Dozens of atmospheric pressure changes should be blown. What about the balloon. In the same way, the spaceship is not much better. (Geographers, divers, water athletes, doctors, etc. collectively refund tickets)
22. Where's the fish? The two dived to the submarine city, and all the fish, shrimp, crabs, shellfish and insect stings all the way evaded automatically, and they didn't even let the cameraman take a picture of the shadow.
23. Underwater ventilation. The male protagonist’s gills are only the size of ears. The director, are you sure that such a large gill can filter the air from the sea water enough for two adults? The function of the gills is generally to suck in the seawater from the mouth and expel them from the gills. The male protagonist needs to absorb the water while returning the collected air to the female protagonist. The male protagonist is so tired.
24. Pirates. There were hundreds of people on the pirate deck when the meeting was held. Can such a large ship really support so many pirates? Organizational structure, management division, income distribution, internal conflicts and other issues were not explained. The boss personally led the soldiers in the battle. Management is one person speaking and the whole village gathers, and distribution is the leader throwing cigarettes in the street. In reality, this kind of gang does not need outsiders to fight, and it will fight on its own in three to five months. (Leading cadres, business management, bosses refunding tickets)
25. Robbery. The pirates left the big ship not in use, and had to drive a small boat to grab the floating island. As a result, they suffered heavy losses and the boss was blinded. No matter how strong the fortifications are on the sea, once a big ship comes, even if it doesn't crash, it can be easily occupied from a condescending position. This pirate IQ is worrying. (Military experts, military enthusiasts, armed personnel, young and Dangerous people collectively refund tickets)
26. Rescue. It is the rhythm of the anti-Japanese drama that the hero saves the child. The hundreds of people on the boat did not see a few people running out and diving to escape.
27. Receiving water. On the spaceship, there were the last few drops of water in the bottle. Everyone was so thirsty that their lips were peeling. The male lead actually picked it up with his hands, ha ha.
28. Island room. The house by the sea has not been inhabited for a few years, it will be damp and moss. The roof of the room on the island is leaky, and the walls on the table are all dry, which is obviously unreasonable. (Refund for seaside residents)
29. Race. When the child said I was home. There is a piece of paper on the table. The text on it corresponds to the tattoo on the child's back. It should be a Chinese character, but the child is a Caucasian with blond hair and blue eyes.
30. Text. The tattoo reads: 糸圣 (the right half of the word "Zawa") degrees two ナ ナ degrees fifty-eight minutes, 糸wei degrees eighty six degrees fifty-six minutes, meaning: 経degree two seven degrees fifty-eight minutes, latitude eighty-six The degree is fifty-six minutes. Obviously it was written in Japanese, and it was wrong, and the two radicals of the latitude and longitude were separated. This geographic coordinate is obviously near Mount Everest in China. A white child who lives near Mount Everest, but uses Japanese kanji at home, is really terrifying.
In such a movie, the director completely lacks astronomy, geography, nature, climate, ocean, biology, medicine, animals, plants, human body, physics, society, management, market, economy, finance, power, military, war, architecture, design, Casting, processing, diving, aviation, water sports, archaeology, planting, fishery, robbery, theft, population, writing, psychology, human settlements... all basic common sense, there is no sincerity, you are not bad, who is bad. This kind of movie wants to become a classic, and it is difficult to tolerate it.
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