Proud Belgian Ruben hated the French so much that he started fighting the trend on his own. First check all vehicles entering Belgium from France, create huge traffic jams at the border, and then provoke French customs officers in the restaurant, sneering at each other. Matrias, on the other hand, fell in love with Ruben's sister but was afraid to ask his family's approval because of the Belgian's anti-French sentiment. But fate brought these two people together because of their work relationship to perform official duties.
The film tells the story of two people who become friends from enemies. This time, Dany BOON still focuses on the cultural and regional differences, and continues the small and fresh tone of welcoming the North, but because of the joining of comedians from both countries, the story has become more fancy.
The two leading actors, the cafe couple, the drug dealer, etc., and even the owner of the refit workshop with only 2 shots, are all well-known local actors.
Here are some of the more fun scenarios.
1. Regarding the cancellation of the trade union meeting in front of the checkpoint,
French customs officer A (excited): We are going to strike! Great strike! Who agrees to raise their hand?
B: But we have 4 customs officers. Plus there are no more than 5 heads. He never strikes!
A: Matrias, do you support the strike?
Matrias (busy in their chief's office): Agree.
A: Thank you guys! (intensifying tone) They look good with them!
B: Then what should we do?
A: We block everything! Block traffic! Check all vehicles!
Matrias: Wait, isn't that what we're doing, customs officers checking vehicles, that's what we're doing!
A (thinks for a while, then smiles sinisterly): Then we don't check anything and let them all flow freely!
B: But doesn't that mean we agree to abolish customs checkpoints?
A: You two are so boring.
As we all know, France is one of the most striking countries in the world. Sometimes I don't know the reason, I suddenly hear news and strike again.
2:
Ruben and his colleagues were repairing the car for the first time. When they saw Matrias approaching, Ruben said (in a bad tone): What are you doing? (door slams shut)
Matrias takes a step back: Wow! First of all, hello. I live in France, your neighbor friend. I came to see, the traffic jam in our country should be caused by your inspection. Am I right?
Ruben sternly: You're doing business with the shit in front of you.
Matrias: My boss said we're stuck in traffic, and if you're going to keep doing it...
Ruben: Are you threatening me?
Matrias: No. I just tell you.
Ruben: Get off!
Matris (sighs, Belgian accent): Oh, Ruben, damn it. Can't we have a good conversation, even once?
Ruben: How dare you try speaking with a Belgian accent again? I'm blowing your head!! Understand?
Matris (innocent, still with a Belgian accent): No, I swear I didn't speak with a Belgian accent. (heavier Belgian accent) Now I'm speaking in a Belgian accent, you can tell! But I didn't have Belgian accents in your fries before.
Ruben's eyes were about to pop out.
Ruben approaches Matris: You guys feel good about yourself camemembert cheese, don't you?
Matris smirked: Yeah, we're really good. I'm kidding! Ruben, take it easy.
(Looking at Ruben who wants to fight more and more,) I better go now.
Ruben can't take it anymore: go back to your country!
In French, you generally express respect or are appropriate in formal occasions. Ruben will use you directly in two sentences! Obviously he really hates the French. The Belgian accent is vague, somewhat like a northern French accent. Also, Belgium is famous for its fries, just as France is famous for its cheese.
3 Worry-free and stupid
drug dealers also take advantage of this opportunity to transport drugs.
The drug dealer said to the driver disguised as an ambulance: You have arrived at the customs checkpoint, what should you do?
Driver: I honked my horn and walked slowly through the checkpoint.
Drug Chief: What if you are checked by customs?
Driver: I showed them all the documents and told them that I was transporting a seriously injured elderly patient in urgent need of medical care. I'm on my way in a hurry.
Drug dealer (very satisfied): Then what?
Driver: Then, no then! That's all!
Chief: No! You stupid! I told you, the most important thing is that you must pretend to be innocent!
Driver: Right! Sorry sir! I'm going to look innocent.
Chief (impatiently): Well, come on, show me an innocent look!
Driver: Is that so? (Laughing until teeth come out.)
Chief (angrily): You are not innocent, you are a SB look!
Driver (with an innocent face): I'm sorry. I don't know how to pretend innocent. I've never been innocent since I was a kid, I've always been guilty. . . (You're pretending to be innocent, right?? I can't help but complain)
Chief (sighs): Well, you should be cool, but at the same time relax. Don't be too cool, or customs will see that you are hiding something, and don't be too relaxed, or customs will see that you are hiding something! (what kind of explanation do you have) Like this!
Then he made an expression like he was caught by the urban management when he was defecating in public.
The driver suddenly realized: This is it. He also responded with a two-faced expression.
The boss looked remorseful, why did I choose you: you better not be stopped by customs! !
Another guy is disguising the car as an ambulance. But he posted Ambluance as Amblance. It is equivalent to writing an ambulance as a rescue car.
Chief: What are you doing?
Buddy: what's the matter?
Chief: Where is U?
Dude: Which U?
Chief: It's that U! Wait, let me make sure, you are literate, right?
Buddy: Yeah!
The leader roared: Where is U! The letter U in Ambulance! You pig brain! !
Dude is still arguing: is there a U in Amblance? (Is there a handle next to the householder of the rescue vehicle?)
Chief: What? pardon?
Dude: Amblance! Drop drop! A rescue car! Isn't that what I posted?
The head broke out completely: what? U! U! U! Ambulance!!!
Dude: Oh, and a U!
Chief: No, there are two!
Dude: Ambuulance? ?
The head calmly said: Come here!
Then he picked up the guy's collar and rammed it into the car! It's U! ! U! U ah! You motherfucker!
It's terrible to have no culture, you will be disliked if you are a hooligan! But take it easy! !
4.
Ruben deals with a French male suspect he believes to be involved in smuggling.
Humming the Marseillaise, pouring a glass of water from the drinking fountain in the shape of the famous Belgian statue of a peeing boy (this needs to be seen in the video), Ruben proudly held the security check machine (the one that was passed through the security check at the airport) Black like the original big brother) swept head to toe on the suspect wearing only one pair of underwear. The suspect was handcuffed behind his back. When it reaches the crotch, the machine starts to warn.
Ruben has bad intentions: what's in these panties?
Suspect: Ah, no! Don't take off your panties! I beg you!
Ruben swept it again, and when he got there, the instrument beeped again!
Colleague Ruben said: Alas, Ruben, I think it was the device that penetrated his body and swept the handcuffs behind him! !
Ruben: Really?
And it did!
Ruben is proud: that's true! This stuff is awesome! Made in Belgium!
His colleague sweated: Made in China!
That's it, there's been a lot of spoilers already! See for yourself the rest!
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