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Grandma: "What variety is this?" Boss: "This is Meinong chrysanthemum, this is Daju." Grandma: "No, I'm talking about this worm..." Mom: "What should I cook for dinner?...Ok Let's do it! Women have to be brave!" Daughter: "What do you want to cook?" Mom: "Although I cooked curry last week and the day before yesterday, that's it, I want to eat curry even more today!" Dad (to son): Reading is not a question of usefulness or uselessness. I found it useless when I read it, maybe it will come in handy in the future. But it doesn't have to be like this, in other words, so... what you think is useful may not be useful in the future; what you think is useless, but it is useful. So it is useful when used. In short, reading is not useful or useless. Two men and women who are not very reliable, as long as they work together, they can still get through most of the difficulties. Having a child while we are young is the greatest weapon that inspires us to overcome difficulties. Children grow up without parents. Mom: "Be careful of strangers, don't talk to strangers." Grandma: "How do you instill such a concept in children? You just want them to treat everyone as a bad person!" Daughter: It turns out that adults are getting lost now. Mom: "By the way, which station did you just say?" Driver: "Please don't ring the bell if you don't know the station." (It's raining, so mom hurried to collect the clothes) Mom: "So it's already in!" Grandma : "You simply forgot to bake!" (ordering food in a restaurant) Dad: "Hurry up and decide!" Mom: "You will only rush me, so have you made your choice?" Dad: "Of course! Hurry up!" Mom: "Well...then I'll order the 'Shanghai set meal'." Dad: "Then I'll have one too." (to the waiter) "Two Shanghai sets." Dad: Ah Sheng! Don't put rice into soup! ...the soup should be poured into the rice! Dad: The freedom that I long for, the freedom I have longed for, the freedom I have always longed for, has finally been brought to the front. However, I don't know what to do... (In winter, Dad stands up) Dad: "Get up." Daughter: "Ah, Dad, help me get the cake." Son: "I want Coke." Grandma: "Orange ." Mom: "It's time to add kerosene to the heater." Mom: "Do you really understand?" Grandma: "What! Since it's beef stew with onions and mushrooms, isn't it just beef stew with onions and mushrooms?" Son: "Ah! Did you eat cold noodles at noon again? Didn't you just eat them yesterday?" Mom: "Yes, I also ate cold noodles the day before yesterday." Son: "What's the reason!" Eating wild ginger is easy to forget. Art is short, life is long. Grandma: "How many times can I see this cherry blossom?" Mom: " Mom, what are you talking about? You are only 70 years old. "Grandma:" I'm afraid I can only watch it 30 times. "Young people are easy to learn but hard to learn. Teacher: It takes the first five minutes to fight the fire, and the last five minutes for the exam. (It's time for the exam to be collected) Son: "Teacher! Just now, Tanaka-san was not feeling well and went to the health room, right? " Teacher: "Yeah..." Son: "Is there any stoppage time? " Teacher: "No! (Mother said she would ask her son for a tutor) Mother: "If you hire a student from a national university, it will cost 30,000 yuan twice a week." " Dad: "Then I will teach, give me 30,000!" "Grandma: "If I teach, it will only cost 20,000. " Son: "Ah! I work hard, as long as 10,000! "Grandma: It's a pleasure to benefit others and make people feel grateful. Dad: "Hello!" The head of the family has been working for a day and came back tired and hungry. You just said, 'Have you brought your umbrella back?', does that make sense? " Mom: "Yes, yes, are you back?" are you tired? What about the umbrella? Dad: When I think about taking a leave of absence, my body feels much better. Dad: Life is full of unpredictable things. Dad: The most important thing in life is to think about it. Dad: "No way!" No way! ", this sentence is by no means only negative, but absolutely indispensable. It is the key to running a happy family, and it is also the key to facing life optimistically and breaking through difficulties! Dad: Ichiro, Kazuko, on this happy day, I wish you all the best of luck, and I wish you a happy and prosperous life forever. Grandma (to dad): Just get bald, so you can't tell if it's bald or hair loss. Son (to dad, mom, grandma): I I finally know why our family can live in harmony, because the three of you are all weird, and they are equally weird. As long as one of them is normal, it will lose balance! Dad: "Hey! The head of the family has been working all day, and comes back tired and hungry. You just said, 'Have you brought your umbrella back?', is that a good word?" Mom: "Yes, yes, are you back? Are you tired? Where's the umbrella?" Dad: I feel better when I think about taking a leave of absence. Dad: Life is full of unpredictable things. Dad: The most important thing in life is to think well. Dad: "No way! No way!" This sentence is by no means only negative, but absolutely indispensable. It is the key to running a happy family, and it is also the key to facing life optimistically and breaking through difficulties! Dad: Ichiro, Kazuko, on this happy day, I wish you all the best of luck and happiness forever, and become a couple that can withstand the blow! Grandma (to Dad): Just get a bald head so you can't tell if it's bald or bald. Son (to Dad, Mom, Grandma): I finally know why our family can get along well, because all three of you are weird and equally weird. As long as one of them is relatively normal, it will be out of balance! Dad: "Hey! The head of the family has been working all day, and comes back tired and hungry. You just said, 'Have you brought your umbrella back?', is that a good word?" Mom: "Yes, yes, are you back? Are you tired? Where's the umbrella?" Dad: I feel better when I think about taking a leave of absence. Dad: Life is full of unpredictable things. Dad: The most important thing in life is to think well. Dad: "No way! No way!" This sentence is by no means only negative, but absolutely indispensable. It is the key to running a happy family, and it is also the key to facing life optimistically and breaking through difficulties! Dad: Ichiro, Kazuko, on this happy day, I wish you all the best of luck and happiness forever, and become a couple that can withstand the blow! Grandma (to Dad): Just get a bald head so you can't tell if it's bald or bald. Son (to Dad, Mom, Grandma): I finally know why our family can get along well, because all three of you are weird and equally weird. As long as one of them is relatively normal, it will be out of balance!

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My Neighbors the Yamadas quotes

  • Noboru Yamada: The reason the Yamadas get along fine is because all three adults are nuts. If one of you were normal it would unbalance the rest.

  • [the Yamadas walk off into the sunset]

    Haiku reader: The ocean in spring / the gentle rolling of the waves / all day long.