if

Celine 2022-11-08 06:05:19

If Mama didn't go into the water;
if they remembered to lower the stairs before going into the water;
if the boat wasn't that high;
if they could rock the boat up;
if they could hold a woman together;
if they knew they could go up with a knife;
if he didn't Then worry about stabbing the boat;
if their dolphins hadn't died so early;
if there was a lifebuoy on the gunwale;
if there was a place to climb on the gunwale;
if the flag was strong enough;
if the ladder was made by women Yes , and someone held a hand;
if the passing boat music wasn't that high, or not that fast;
if it could be calmer...

well. Not so many ifs.

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Open Water 2: Adrift quotes

  • James: Our daughter is scarred for life. She'll either grow up to be oddly attracted to Popeye, or a lesbian.

  • [first lines]

    Amy: [off-screen] Still recording?

    Dan: [off-screen] Yeah.

    Amy: [off-screen] Alright.

    Dan: [off-screen] Alright, 'kay, can we clear this area please! See that. I talk, people listen.

    Dan: [video footage / Dan is behind the camera] Hi babe.

    Amy: Hi babe.

    Dan: How are you.

    Amy: I'm good. How are you?

    Dan: I'm good. You having fun?

    Amy: Yeah. You having fun?

    Dan: [as Zach burps off-screen] You look mighty tanned.

    Zach: Hey!

    Amy: [laughs] Oh my God!

    Amy: [cut to] Do it again! Do it again! Do it again! Ready.

    Zach: Hold on.

    [burps]