Gaga, I will miss you

Deron 2022-06-22 18:36:35

There are two famous female ghosts in Japan. Of course, they are also unmatched in the world. Kaye ranks second, and the first is naturally Miss Sadako with long hair fluttering white and Shengxue.



It's not that Gaya's growth is not as shocking as Sadako,

nor is it that Gaya's crawling movements are not as quick as Sadako, and

it's not that Gaya's life experience is not as tragic as Sadako.

It's not that Jia Ye's skill is not as strong as Sadako, and there is still a way to solve the midnight evil spirit (as long as you pass the video tape to others, it will be fine), but there is really no cure for the grievances. As long as he is targeted by Gaya, he will surely die.

Over the years, Gaya has been working hard in the work position with the spirit of never abandoning, not giving up, and not forgiving anyone, and has made outstanding contributions to reducing the burden on the world's population and maintaining ecological balance.

But why is Gaya coconut PK but Sadako? I think this question is also a problem that has plagued Miss Gaya for a long time. The same is a ghost, why is the gap between ghosts so big?



It is estimated that our director has been sympathetic to this experience of Gaya for a long time, so he became Gaya's manager in the final version, and personally went into battle and packaged it himself.

That's why we saw Gaya, wearing a white plastic tights, crawling all the way from Japan to California, staring at his two big black holes, tearing his mouth, and wanting to laugh and cry with excitement. The black and beautiful hair was too busy with work and didn't have time to use Head & Shoulders, which stuck to the scalp one by one.



In terms of moves, he tried his best, but unfortunately, the singing time was too long and the CD time was too short. In the first third of the play, Jia Ye only made two moves, one time with two arms and one arm at a time.

Then the pig's feet of men and women kept babbling~~ Occasionally let my son come out to show off. Of course, our mischievous Miss Gaya did not forget to stick a small note on the back of the heroine and her boyfriend when they were passionate, warning them that indulgence is harmful to their health.

Then Gaya continued to be silent... The male and female pig's feet continued to be silent...

When the film reached more than half of the time, Miss Gaya finally showed her long-lost delicate face, maybe it was Because the preparation time was too long and she worked too hard, her face was stiff, and her body seemed to be as flexible as a machine that had not been oiled for a long time. The crawling method changed from the creative way of climbing stairs to the time-saving and labor-saving mopping the floor. Hey~~ Jia coconut is getting old too!



However, what is even more unsatisfactory is that Gaya, whose parents died early and lonely, was inexplicably installed by the director with a sister, and came from Japan to destroy her. And she also got her first legitimate occupation - witch, which is why she is so domineering as a ghost...

Please! I know you want to surpass Sadako, but please be super creative, okay? Don't do plagiarism~~ =_=!



The most important point is that I finally found out the ultimate secret of why the grudge doesn't go away and why Gaya doesn't die. It turned out to be... People who are infected with grudges will first have a very low IQ. In layman's terms, it is "SB".

Otherwise, why did the male pig's feet not move out after so many people died repeatedly in the building, just for a job that didn't pay me? Otherwise, why is the female pig's feet still having fun with her boyfriend in the house where the whole family died? Otherwise, that old woman painter, did not look for the girl when she disappeared into the bath, and still painted leisurely? Otherwise, why did the female pig's feet still not believe what her sister said when she saw the ghost, and she didn't let her sister drink the bowl of blood in the end? Otherwise, why does she seem to be so powerful that even Jia Ye is afraid Sister, but easily died in the hands of the male protagonist? I can't really think of any other reason other than they're "SB".



Miss Jia Yexiu was also very righteous and killed her relatives, and she was able to watch her husband get on the body of the male protagonist and kill her own sister. When did she have such a good relationship with her perverted husband who killed her? Could it be that the two of them put aside their previous suspicions and shook hands with each other without us knowing? Sure enough, it's a one-night couple and a hundred days of grace~~ Even relatives can't compare!



It's a pity that the resentment did not infect the audience, and everyone's IQ was not lowered. All this toss and bounds only brought me drowsiness and a lot of scolding on the Internet.



Maybe Gaya realized it too, so she looked at me resentfully at the end of the film, it was the final version, and she still didn't want to leave.



At this moment, I can't help but be overwhelmed with emotions, it is difficult to be a ghost, it is even more difficult to be a female ghost, and it is even more difficult to be a female ghost who is only scary but not scolded!



Dear Miss Gaya, go away, I won't give it away, I think I will miss you...

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The Grudge 3 quotes

  • Rose: [about oxygen tank] Can I breathe underwater with that?

    Max: You need a scuba tank for that.

    Rose: I could go in a shark cage.

    Max: You could, but I'd be careful. Sharks have a taste for little girls.

  • Max: I have been saddled with Rose since Mom and Dad died. Not you, me. She is not your problem!

    Lisa: What is wrong with you?

    Max: Not a goddamn thing, that's what. I'm young, healthy. I got all the time in the world since I was just fired. Yeah, what, are you surprised? Surprised that I couldn't manage a full-time job while raising a chronically sick 8-year-old?

    Lisa: You should have said something.

    Max: Gee, I wish I had. Oh, wait, I did, but you were too busy fucking Andy all over the goddamn building to listen to me.

    Lisa: Max, please, can we just all go? I mean, if we don't have to be here.

    Max: We're not going anywhere, sis. But you, maybe it's time you go.

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