At 10 Downing Street, Seb was crying loudly on the sofa, holding a copy of The Times in one hand and covering his face with a handkerchief in the other.
The Prime Minister, perhaps already a former Prime Minister, came out of the cubicle after getting dressed.
"Oh, Sebastian, don't do this, it's not your fault, it's not mine, it's all over." The Prime Minister patted Seb on the shoulder, comforting him.
Seb twisted around the Prime Minister's waist, pressed his face to his belly button and cried louder: "Mike, they abandoned you, it's not fair to you, woohoo". The Prime Minister patted his head and reminded: "Thank you, but maybe you should restrain yourself, the two gentlemen will be here soon."
The Times newspaper, which fell to the ground, said that the two had already begun to negotiate to form a coalition government-- They usually learn about their opponents' activities through newspapers and television, so they generally can't go wrong. In this election, the original opposition party won more votes than them and became the largest party in the parliament.
Seb raised his head tearfully, blew his nose with a handkerchief, picked up the newspaper, raised his orchid finger, and poked the face with his index finger - oh, Philip's face looks so handsome in the paper, he was in the BBC's televised debate He was very charming and earned a lot of votes for him, even Seb was distracted for a moment, of course, Mike is always the sexiest one - Seb shifted his finger when he was about to touch the newspaper , and finally he stabbed the third party leader hard in the face, poking a hole in the newspaper.
The newspaper said that the leader of the third party would be the sweet tooth of the two major parties after the election. "Michael or Philip, who will win his heart?" The irresponsible and provocative sentence in the newspaper made Seb jealous .
The doorbell rang, the Prime Minister sat behind the table and posed, Seb wiped his face, swayed his waist, walked to the door, half-opened the door, pouted, one hand on his hips and the other on the door frame, Occupy the entrance.
"Okay, are you satisfied now? I hope you all have fun here!" But he didn't mean to give way, he just turned his head and shook his hair, raised his hand tenderly and pressed the hair around his ears.
The newcomer of the third party didn't know what to do. After the election, he was used to dealing with various situations he had never encountered before. He reached out his hand kindly: "Hello, I'm—"
"Bitch! I know you've already slept together. !" Seb didn't wait for him to say his name before sticking his head in front of him and swearing viciously, spraying him with spittle stars.
Philip is familiar with the current assistant to the prime minister, and he smiled gracefully: "Dear Sebastian, maybe the tension and busyness of these few days have made you temporarily forget something. Under the current circumstances, the current prime minister has the ability to form a coalition government or a minority government. Priority, maybe this will be your love nest, of course, it depends on the outcome of the discussion in the next hour, so, can you please-"
Seb's mind quickly turned, and he remembered saying this. , He changed his posture, crossed his hands on his chest, shook his thighs, and squinted at the two of them: "Whatever, it's not uncommon! But you have to promise me one thing-"
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After two hours, At the gate of No. 10, various media gathered, waiting for the new news of the coalition government in preparation.
The door opened, the three party leaders, and Seb walked out together. One second before entering the camera, he quickly knocked off the third party next to the Prime Minister, squeezed to the Prime Minister's side, smiled at the handed microphone, and announced The first official statement after the election -
"They have reached a consensus that they will never engage in 3P on any bed on the 10th!"
End
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