Desperate~ I'm desperate for this fanfic EVA. . .

Zelma 2022-06-22 20:45:32

I have to say that this movie theater is really a collection of otakus. Although it is a small show and there are not many people, there are not more than 10 women, and there are not more than 5 women who are not male friends. This is too exaggerated =-= ~ Hong Kong house girls, where have you all gone. . Or I'm actually late, you've all seen it. . . . orz~||||||~

Although I went to buy tickets two hours earlier, except for the first two rows, there were only two vacant seats left, and there was only one vacant seat left before the final opening, which was a bit exaggerated. . . Speaking of which~ the team's aura is really different when they are waiting to enter the venue~ The aura is really different =-=~

Well~ Now, remember what to say =-=~

1 Sister Sakamoto is the first to appear, this voice~ I am the first Reaction, formula, how did you come across. . .

2 When Uncle Fumihiko Tachiki opened his mouth, I couldn't help laughing. . . MADAO, even if you pretend to be serious, you are still MADAO~

3 Asuka classmate, I am sorry that you not only lost any intersection with the family, but you actually started with a warm-blooded and innocent girl -0-~

4 Zero wave classmate. . . . I feel bad if I tampered with the content of you and Yuandu during the preface. I didn't expect it to be this bad. . . . In fact, I saw whose cosplay it was. . . It doesn't matter if you talk more, Lin Yuan JJ's voice is always so loving~ But, what happened to that otome's cooking? What happened to Asuka's lesson in the elevator, and there were bentos all over the street? Thank you for how it is~ Raise the table~

5 Asuka-kun, you are sober and actively digging into someone's bed, this flag will not stand up~

6 The beer can strategy that I used for Shinji-kun last time, this time I used it for Asuka. . But anyway, the straw is too. . . orz~

7 Kansai dialect kid, even though I was playing basketball, I happily read ki da ki da in my heart~ You turned out to be such a girl. . . And then I just sent Asuka to sacrifice =-=||||||

8 Shinji-san. . . You are really good. . . In the preface, I felt that Ogata JJ's voice was too firm this time. . . As a result, it turns out that he has really become firm =-=~||||||~ When you stepped on the pyramid to threaten your father for Asuka to be a rebellious child, I was there orz~~~ I didn't expect you In the end, he shouted to return the zero wave to me, and then directly returned to the final form in the awake state =-=~||||. . . .

9 Uncle Kachi~ You were originally a big cutie, but this episode only did one GJ thing~ That is, you attacked classmate Shinji in the lounge, it’s really good, it’s really good~ It’s not inferior to Xiaoshi at all The flirting ~ applause~~~ Speaking of which, my first reaction to the scene in the lounge was to take back the embarrassed face of the coyote. . . I'm so bad~ Cover your face~

10 Uncle Luchao, your music is still as cute~ That is, what are the two a cappella sings where Asuka-san and Lingbo-san were killed =-=~ I was so excited that I almost dropped it. The Coke bottle in his hand hit the screen =-=|||||

11 Sister Sakamoto. . So you were responsible for the fight. . . . . . By the way, you and Shinji-san, this is considered a flag, or not. . . But your English is really good~

12 Xiaoshi Ah Xiaoshi, you haven't had a chance to molest Shinji-kun yet, he and Lingbo-kun are just so happy =-=~ By the way, what's going on with that charming dad. . .

13 Ritsuko sister~ Actually, who are you serving? . . Why do I think you are fiercer than before. . . orz~ And it's better than before. . . Although it's not your fault =-=

14 Sister Sanshi~ When I was in the preface, I thought, why have you become so gentle. . . But now I know, it turns out that the plot needs -0- a little woman who blushes when she sees the housekeeper. . . =-=~ Forget it, compared to those three protagonists, you are still quite good =-=~

15 Actually, the production of this film is still very expensive~ It is very expensive~. . . But, why do I think the cuteness that makes people want to shout "oh oh oh ~ki da~" is gone. . . .

16 If the subtitles lied to me, the script was not written by the old man Anno. . Otherwise, the old man Anno is crazy. . . How could he, as an Asuka faction, write such a script =-=

17 But, why are we, who are die-hard fans of the Zero Wave faction, not happy at all. . . . Where is the cuteness of such a zero wave~fall~

18 In other words, the next chapter will be finished? What do you want? . . . .

19 Besides, what's the result? Commander Ding didn't drive the first machine at all~ It's not fun. . . But don't worry, the children of the first-level test, we have not been spoiled =-=~

20 When the trailer came out, Q, the two otakus in the back made a noise, in fact, the name of the EVA theater version was chosen randomly =-=. . .

21 I finally deeply understand that the reason why EVA is cute is because it is twisted by everyone. . . . You are so kind to sort out the messy relationship, create a matchmaking and harem, rationalize people's actions, and save passers-by A who used to deceive tears. . . So what's so cute~. . . You big fellow. . .

22 Results, what to do. . . Q came here and did not look at it. . . . Although I think I'll still watch it. . . Waterfall tears. .

23 The subtitle translation of the Hong Kong version is still unreliable with omissions and typos =-=~

24 The zero wave is not silent, Shinji is not cowardly, and Asuka is not arrogant~. . . I know, this is actually the movie version of Zero Wave Incubation Game~ Tears

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Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance quotes

  • Ryoji Kaji: [Shows up behind Ritsuko] You lost a little weight, huh, Ritsu?

    Ritsuko Akagi: Nice try, but I gained more than I'd like to admit.

    Ryoji Kaji: Maybe you're just wearing too many clothes.

    Ritsuko Akagi: I'd show you, but this room's being monitored.

    Ryoji Kaji: Was monitored. I replaced the main feed with a loop.

    Ritsuko Akagi: Thoroughly prepared as always, huh?

    Ryoji Kaji: Hey, when I play, I play to win.

    Ritsuko Akagi: But you've lost.

    [an angry Misato watches from the window]

    Ritsuko Akagi: You should've covered the windows too.

  • Unit-01 Dummy Plug System: [during start-up, in reverse] Freedom is an illusion. All you will lose is the emotion of pride. To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species.