I am that legendary rabbit!
Before, I liked to make fun of the bakery owner. I always asked him if he had a hundred breads in the store, and he always said no, and I laughed at him. One day, when he finally got a hundred loaves and showed it to me with joy, I used two fingers to let him freeze forever. Do you want to know how I did it?
- "Give me two loaves!" I stretched out the only two fingers of my right hand, saying! two!
The owner of the bakery was petrified.
Later, I felt that it was not challenging to joke with the owner, so I found the natural enemy of the rabbits - the big bad wolf. Guess what I did? Murder, fire prevention? NO NO NO, I won't do anything without creativity! When I took advantage of the wolf not paying attention, the circle crossed him! When he woke up, he found that a white rabbit had given the fork to the circle.
This is the most humiliating incident in Wolf Totem history. So we started an intense chase, in which I took the time to do some makeup—rolling in the ashes, picking up a copy of "Daily Daily" and pretending to be intellectual. The poor wolf baby was actually deceived by me. After many days, I still remember the content of our chat at that time, which is copied as follows:
"Little gray rabbit, did you see a little white rabbit running past here?
" White Rabbit? Well, you mean the little white rabbit that crossed the fork in the wolf circle?..."
"My God, this is going to be in the newspaper so soon!"
I swear in the name of God, when the wolf His mouth was wider than when he ate Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. Haha, I am dying of laughter.
After successfully challenging the wolf, I challenged the stronger animals in the forest.
From giraffes to elephants to lions, they are all being played around by me. But I also paid a little price, that is, being beaten by a lion.
Here's the thing, I got something special out of another rabbit and I promoted it in the forest. Makes the animals super excited.
So I wandered around in the forest every morning. I remember one day, when I was wandering, I saw the giraffe taking drugs. I rushed to stop it and led it to run freely in the forest. Later, we encountered the elephant on drugs again, and I rushed to stop the elephant and persuaded it to run with us. Finally, we met the lion, the idiot who was injecting himself with drugs, and I was desperate to stop it, only to be beaten by it.
Only later did I remember that the night before, we were taking drugs together, and earlier, I always led the girl to run naked in the forest after the lion had finished.
Later, I was wanted for selling drugs to other animals in the forest. The White House has issued a warrant for me. The Marines, the Los Angeles Police, and the FBI were all ordered to arrest me. I was so frightened that I hid in the forest and dared not come out.
Later, they really had no choice, so they launched a general attack on me.
First the Marines, rushing into the woods, without a word, setting fires everywhere. Most of the trees were burned, leaving me to hide in the ground.
Then there's the LA cops with a big horn and they're screaming "Rabbit, you're surrounded, don't surrender, we're going to shoot!" And then there's a lot of gunshots, and there's no burning animals in the forest Basically killed.
In the end, the FBI rushed into the scorched forest and sneaked out a bear from a tree hole and started beating. In the end, the bear cried and admitted, "I'm the rabbit you're looking for, stop beating, I admit, I'm a rabbit, I'm the little white rabbit in the legend."
After my hunters closed, I put on makeup and lurked in a circus.
My new partner is a middle-aged man with a ridiculous mustache. A useless miser. Always undercut my carrots, and the worst thing is that he actually abused my lovely carrots in front of my face.
There's nothing to discuss now. who am I? I am that legendary rabbit. Although the bear admits that he is a rabbit, that does not mean that he is real. And you, you damn miser, have nothing to say, just wait and see how I deal with you!
Then, you all saw the story of The Magician and the Rabbit.
Actually, what you see is an improved version, and the real result of the matter is: the poor guy was sent to the hospital. And I took my lovely carrot to go fishing in the countryside.
Well, if you've ever seen a rabbit fishing with carrots by a scenic lake, yes, that's me.
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