The foreplay is very patient, the orgasm is very passionate...the end is not tense, it's bloody

Ocie 2022-03-27 08:01:01

Foreplay

blockbusters and fake mobile phone advertisements, girls who seduce you to help write Towen, uncles who engage in pyramid schemes, and third-level films, have the following similarities: no matter how half-assisted in the front, the concubine and concubines are still in the end. Show the real guy. The beauty of this process is known to the world, and it will test the sincerity of your foreplay. If the bad movie is hurried, I will rush out all the investment properties, with swords, swords, halberds, axes, forks, and hooks. Everyone will learn "Braveheart" and "Lord of the Rings" from a distance. Between the clouds and the rain, the emotions of the male and female protagonists warmed up. A better film, the big scenes are divided into many scenes, the foreplay is also full of brushes, and the ink is thick, which is very interesting. Of course, the biggest fight to the death must be left to the end.

From this point of view, the foreplay of "Chibi" is more patient.

The kind of foreplay in "Seeing the Dragon Unloading Armor" was confusing, so I hurriedly turned on the light to go to bed, and the Changban slope of Fengming Mountain was stewed all over the place. Actually, it was impossible. "Three Kingdoms" sixty-five volumes, "Three Kingdoms" one hundred and twenty chapters. Really telling stories to everyone, no matter how montages are, it will be enough for Mr. Andy Lau to be busy for ten years. "Chibi" is divided into two episodes, but it is rare, all the elements that should be there. In the first episode, the general story is told clearly, and Sun Quan shoots the tiger and Zhang Fei to write, and he can teach you some historical knowledge with ease. In the next episode, Qunying meets Jiang Gan's stealing books and two classic jokes about borrowing arrows from straw boats are not allowed, so they are installed again.
Probably the best plot setting of the whole film is here: Jiang Qian and Cao Chuan borrowing arrows are linked together, the cause and effect, which not only saves time but also makes the logic strict. Although Cao Cao was still too abrupt with his anger, Zhang Fengyi did a good job with a decent rhythm, and he was confused when he swayed and made a comedy.

The battle of wits between Zhou Lang and Kong Ming was well cut. Because according to history, the two have nothing to do with each other; according to the novel, the two love and hate entanglement with each other, accounting for more than half of the story of Chibi. When I went to the Broken Back play of the two, the story moved very quickly. After the 100,000 arrows were completed, the fire attack was planned, Kong Ming drank the east wind in one gulp, and tonight's ugly time, the foreshadowing was completed, and the climax was over.

To sum up, before Lin Xiaoqiao and Zhou Ping'an and their mother and son went to Caoying, the story was relatively clear: Changsaka, Qunyinghui, Dangexing, and the grass boat borrowed arrows. The promotion of Zhuge Liang's "slight understanding" is quite calm and not urgent. Foreplay is definitely not satisfactory, but it is like the Japanese woman in "Red Whispering Night": the clothes are so thickly wrapped that it is very troublesome to take them off. But Director Wu at least tried to take off his clothes as gently as possible, without swiping the knife to open it, and then rushed up to give Zhou Gong's ceremony.



With the climax, scenes and rhythm

, Director Wu's best part comes. After holding back for five hours, I finally showed a state of hunger and thirst, and the effect was good. The fire scene is very magnificent, of course, people can't help but think of the stunts sacrificed during filming; the scene control is also very good. Moreover, unlike in the past, Cao’s army collapsed as soon as it was burned, and Wulin Huarongdao rolled in the mud pit, this time the scenes were diverse: the fleet was destroyed, and then the water village was attacked; after the water village was defeated, there was also a land battle.

Although the stunts are sometimes worn, the rhythm is fast, full, and hot. People who are greedy and love to watch flesh and blood and love their ears suffer, I guess it feels good to watch. Of course, Director Wu has directed many shootout films after all. Like Michael Bay, he has to smash a few bridges and several cars, which is not considered a filming. Where is the water fight? Bows and arrows, flames. Gan Ning troops also invented the Molotov cocktail. The arrows and stones are staggered, which is obviously more high-tech than the cold weapons in "Troy". The stone chariot used by the Cao family to fight Guandu, and the crossbow used by Zhuge in his northern expedition to the Central Plains, have all arrived. The bows and arrows shot against each other are like sweeping submachine guns, and they are rich to deal with the iron spear teams in "Famous Names" or "Shadow Warriors".

In addition to inanimate objects like bombing ships and burning fire, people also have to come in handy. At the end of the three foot battles, the Wu army set up a Roman shield and went up. At first glance it looks like a tank raid. In the fight, the five tigers and three generals plus Sun Liu Shuangxiong plus the beautiful Zhou Lang, plunged into the crowd and played unparalleled, the soldiers around him shouted that they were shot by random arrows for their hometown, and they were all right: you guys go up early and compete with one thousand. That's enough, why do you need so many cannon fodder?

But in the end, Mr. Wu finally showed his true colors. After a big scene with a lot of quality, there must be an ending. So bloody.


dog blood

Zhao Wei's roles are so many that it's a bit strange. Probably one is to have a match to make Sun Quan humane, and the other is to have more female characters to avoid the yin and yang imbalance in this play? But she and Tong Dawei were talking about the fat pig rice bucket, which made people understand that it was not good. In the end, when Zhao Wei put the helmet "I'm a fat pig", although I knew that Teacher Tong must die, I still laughed unkindly...

Lin Xiaoqiao's acting skills were not enough to support so many scenes. She is like a big white rabbit toffee wrapped in mutton soup, the taste is unpredictable. Rather than saying that she crossed the river in order to delay the dispatch of troops, it is better to say that Teacher Wu set up a scene of delaying the dispatch of troops and waiting for the east wind in order to let her cross the river. The bluntness of the play was really embarrassing for Teacher Zhang Fengyi.

The most bloody part is the finale: Cao Hongs suddenly burst into anger: "It's all to blame for that bitch", turning over to kill Yi, this is no longer like a historical movie, but like a gangster. Liang Chaowei rushed into the camp to look for Cao Cao. He had a long beard and was known as a broken sword. He rushed into the Qin Palace to find Chen Daoming for a one-on-one fight. The result was very bad: he was pointed at the chest by Meng De and came out.

The last paragraph: On one platform, most of the characters in this film are concentrated. Swap Sun Quan's bow and arrow for a pistol, and Cao Cao's sword for a dagger, isn't this an authentic gangster movie? What kind of person Cao Cao is, at this time, he shouted hoarsely: "Kneel down for me!" Big brother, are you playing Young and Dangerous? When this "haha, I finally stepped on you" drama was popular in those days, Li Lizhen was still a good girl!

Of course, this is a big comedy, so don't be too disappointed. When I watched the first part, I thought that Zhou Langjian would be released, and sighed that Yu and Liang died. As a result, I still underestimated the great reunion of this film. Zhao Yun rescued Qiao, and Zhou Lang released Cao. When Zhou Lang said, "Where did you come from, where do you go back?", I was really waiting for him to say, "I want you to be a good person."
Unfortunately not.


In the end, this magnificent Hong Kong-style gunfight film was bloody, which almost destroyed the whole film. how to say? It's like a man: he talks about poetry and songs with the girl very seriously, showing that although he is not well-educated, he has some talent and a little sense of humor. After a long time of foreplay, he started to fall in love with the girl, and the effect is really good... ...Suddenly at the end, you took out a copy of the "B Collection of Picking Up Girls" from his pocket, and then saw him grinning at you with a yellowish smirk, and then you realized... The fox's tail has been hidden for so long, it turned out not to be hidden...



detail

In fact, there are one or two small details that taste good. When the army was in chaos outside, Cao Cao looked at the map alone: ​​Gongsun Zan was destroyed (Note: Wasn't Yuan Shao destroyed?), Yuan Shu was destroyed... and there, and there... and here. At that time, he was fifty-four years old. He had just taken the head of the son of his best friend and the strongest competitor. The army went south and easily overcame a huge state (Jingxiang). At that time, he was like Wanyanliang after that. Dominate the world with a magnificent battle... Suddenly, he realizes that his fate has been reversed. He may end the invincible life of the past ten years. Moreover, the unification of the world, which was his goal in his lifetime, suddenly became blurred. This kind of desolation, contrasting calm and despair, which points to the country, is somewhat in line with his image throughout the film.

Although Liu Bei's departure was acting, You Yong had a very good performance: "We ran around the world and failed so many times... I just want everyone to live well." A very human sentence.

Finally, the real couple protagonists of the film meet again. It's just that Zhou Lang was escorted by his wife and couldn't talk with Wolong hand in hand. Although the two noses were separated by five centimeters and had a lot of love, they were forced to separate, and they embarked on a road of no return for each other... There is a very wonderful foreshadowing here. Lin Xiaoqiao said, "Mr. Zhuge, don't ride Mengmeng to the battlefield." Takeshi Kaneshiro said, "No way."
- Well, it turns out that Marquis Zhuge never rode a horse all his life, and rode a four-wheeled vehicle to fight in the north and south, because of this .

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