, you will often see a funny movie.
Now that spoofs are popular, every movie will inevitably be "spoofed". Director Wu probably knows that he can't get rid of this
fate in the end. So "Chibi (Part 2)" is full of shocking lines, not
trying be the best, as long as I am not funny after being spoofed by others, it is a success.
After watching it, while the memory is still there, I copied the classic funny lines in Chibi. Those who have seen the film will repeat it again, but Bo smiled.
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1. Liu Bei said to Zhuge Liang when he retreated according to the plan: "Let others fight the tough battle."
2. Shucai: Southerners are enthusiastic.
Sun Shangxiang: Northerners are dashing.
Uncle: Well, I'm pretty stupid.
3. Cao Cao believed in Zhou Yu's fake surrender book that Jiang Gan "stealed", and said: "The typo is in a row, it really is Cai Mao's
style ." ..)
4. Lu Su was worried about how Zhuge Liang's 100,000 arrows would be completed. Looking at the two days passed, he anxiously
said to Kong Ming, who was still watching the sky, "It's been two days, and you haven't made a single arrow yet. How about it?" (So cute Lu Su...)
5. Zhou Yu praised Zhuge Liang for being a weapon, and Zhuge Liang said: "If you understand a little bit about everything, life will be more colorful."
(It feels like an advertisement. ..)
6. Cao Ying's generals rushed to attack and asked where is the prime minister? The answer I got: "The prime minister is drinking tea with that bitch inside.
(The "girl" refers to Xiao Qiao, the soldier in the movie gritted his teeth, and the people in the movie hall laughed and sprayed Coke)
7. Jiang Gan and Zhou Yu said: "Cao Cao is famous for stealing other people's wives" ( Xiao Qiao is Zhou Yu's wife, Cao Cao has a
crush on Xiao Qiao, uh, according to Jiang Gan's meaning, Cao Cao fought for this?)
8. "I never gave up my dream" "But you can't fight only by your dreams. "(It doesn't sound logically wrong, why
does it sound so funny?)
9. Liu Guan and Zhang three sat around the table to make dumplings... Liu Bei said: "Some traditional festivals are still very meaningful, Like using
glutinous rice and sugar to symbolize reunion. (When the war was about to break out, the scene of making glutinous rice balls made people couldn't help laughing.)
Afterwards Guan Yu asked: "Third brother, why are you so big?" Want to choke to death? Zhang Fei said angrily: "I'm happy
!" ”, and then picked up a few oversized dumplings and threw them into the pot.
(At this time, a man in the movie hall burst into laughter and eventually overwhelmed the laughter of the audience, and then there was a burst of laughter, and everyone seemed to be laughing more
openly. )
10. When Zhuge Liang was measuring the sky, he said: "Based on my many years of farming experience..." (Uh... from my many years of
experience ...)
11. Xiao Qiao has to take off his clothes again and again Sun
Shangxiang put on his
jacket , but Sun pushed and said "it's not cold." Rou said to the generals without a smile: "Zhou Yu must think I'm going crazy, do you think
I'm crazy? 13. After Cao Cao poisoned Jiang Gan with poisonous wine ,
he gnashed his teeth and said, "You're just as stupid as you are, making me as stupid as you are." "(
...)
14. Xiao Qiao drew his sword to force Cao Cao to retreat, and Cao Cao pressed the sword, softly and ambiguous, and the gentleman said: "Don't make trouble. "(
The audience laughed and fell down~)
15. Cao Cao held the position of prime minister and asked everyone to kneel for him. Guan Yu said: "You are out of date." (Ah~~~~~~ This is
actually what Guan Erye said?. . Crazy) 16. Cao Ying was breached ,
Cao Cao sighed: "I didn't expect that I lost to a wind and a cup of tea." Zhou Yu's faces were only ten centimeters apart, and they said sadly: "There are so many heroes in the world , I don't want to mess with you." (It felt so numb, I couldn't help whispering: "It's so close ! There will be saliva sprayed on the face?"...If the next scene is that the two suddenly kiss deeply, it is estimated that the audience will not find it strange) ---------------- ---------------------------------- Lin Chiling's performance in the film is also very successful, and the movements are very smart , the dubbing is also in place, giving people a beautiful visual enjoyment , especially the delicate arms when cooking tea, which really resembles the beautiful characters in the painting. I happened to meet the premiere of Chibi two days ago . The actors went to support and saw Lin Chiling. I admit that through this play, my impression of her has changed a bit, but she still has a bit of content. Not much to say about the other actors, the character Lu Su impressed me the most in this second episode of Chibi. The other characters are almost out of line with the character archetype because of the play, and Lu Su did not lose the character of the character itself in the play. After a play, it became more vivid. Especially the tearful sentence "Zhuge Liang, I know you didn't lie to me!" gave people a very real touch. After the victory, Lu Su, who was equally brilliant but not as good as Yu Liang, showed his complicated trust towards Zhuge Kongming, who might also become an enemy in the future.
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