blood red black humor

Lyda 2022-03-23 08:01:05

I read the famous quote of the major in Hellsing by someone in the ditch, and then I remembered to make time to watch this series of OVAs. Before, the impression of a work was nothing more than pure blood and perversion - these two words certainly describe the facts, but they are not enough to describe the unique charm and artistic conception of hellsing.
Lieutenant Van Wimp's distorted expression and terrified voice were etched into the air as Arcador swooped in the SR-71 toward the USS Eagle. This time the background music is Weber's opera "Magic Bullets". With the SR-71 plunging straight into the deck, transforming into a particularly symbolic cross, a raging fire burns down the remnants of the Third Reich. The lieutenant also entered the abyss of despair... In the process, the wicked lieutenant put on a delicate appearance, like a lamb to be slaughtered, waiting for the slaughter of the protagonist Akkad in tears. This is downright dark humor. There are similar shots: Lieutenant Schrödinger delivered a letter to the roundtable, smiled at the policewoman, and said: hello. The policewoman also said embarrassedly: Hello. After a few minutes, Lieutenant Schrodinger was blown out of his head...
The most dark humorous scene is that after the fourth episode of OVA, the ending ED became the military music of the Third Reich: kill England, kill England. The accompanying pictures are in the style of children's graffiti - Lieutenant Schrodinger walking on the earth in the sun, V3 missiles blowing up the iconic buildings in London...

Attached, that BT Major's speech:

everyone! I like it War!

Guys! I love war! Guys

! I love war a lot!

I love annihilation!

I love blitz! I love

strike!

I love defense!

I love siege ! Love sweeps! I love retreat! Plains! Streets!











Trench! Grassland!

Frozen soil! Desert!

Sea! Air!

In the soil! On the wetland ! I like all kinds of wars that take

place on the earth! Blow up! When the enemy soldiers are shaken into the air and then swept into a hornet's nest, my heart will dance with excitement! I like the tank soldiers to drive the Tiger tanks and use 88mm cannons to destroy the enemy's chariots! Be the enemy The soldiers wailed, dashed out of the burning chariot, and were killed by the MG42 machine gun. At this moment, my mood was infinitely happy! I also liked the majestic and mighty infantry, who ravaged the enemy with their bayonet. Team! In particular, when I saw the panic-stricken recruits repeatedly using bayonets to stab long-dead enemy soldiers, I was most moved! Deserters with the idea of ​​defeatism were hanged The appearance of dying on the street lamp, I couldn't help but look at it again and again! The crying prisoners fell to the ground one by one under the sound of MP40 submachine guns that ripped apart metal with the gesture of my command . It feels so good! Still clutching small arms,






























































Poor guys who are trying to resist needlessly.

When the 800mm train gun and 4.8-ton grenade smashed them together with the city,

it was a sensual pleasure!

I like to be played around by the Soviet Union!

Because of the desperate protection of the village, Those who

slow down our army's progress

are all old, weak, sick and disabled.

They are all killed by us.

What a sad thing!

I like to be annihilated by the superior military force of the US military!

Because I am chased by US and British attack aircraft,

crawling like bugs

What a humiliation on earth !

Guys!

I'm looking forward to war, a war

like hell!

Guys!

Follow my brigade comrades! What are

you looking forward to?

Now, you want war even more Are you looking forward to a war that is

merciless and

like shit ? Looking forward

to an iron wind and thunderstorm blowing violently,

killing three thousand crows in the world,

like a stormy war?

Very good! If so

, then Let’s go to war!

We have accumulated strength all over our body, and

now we

can’t let go of our clenched fists!

However,

we have

endured for half a century in the depths of darkness.

But ordinary war

can no longer satisfy us!

Great war!

What I want is a big war with one mind and one mind!

We are just a large group,

a remnant of less than a thousand soldiers!

But I am convinced that

you are all experienced soldiers who are capable of fighting

for thousands of years!

Therefore,

our total strength,

It will be a million men,

plus a mighty corps of 1!

Wake up those who are still sleeping with intent to drive us into forgotten history

!

Grab them by the hair,

pull them out,

Help them open their eyes and think of the past! Remind them of the fear

they

once tasted!

Remind them of the terrible sound of

our army boots!

Remind them of

the sky and the earth,

there is still something that

their philosophy can't explain

We

will burn down the !

The commander of the "Last Group" group announces to all the air fleets!

Target!

Over London, the British mainland!

The second sea lion operation

begins! Let's

go!

everyone!

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Extended Reading

Hellsing Ultimate quotes

  • Luke Valentine: [to Luke] So this dude's friend, I mean like he's a real doctor, but like he does the cosmetic shit on the side, right? So then that same crazy fuck with the horn comes back but now he wants a Plexiglas plate for his skull. And the doctor fucking does it! He makes a window. You could see the fucker's brain and shit! The guy's got a big monster horn and his head meat on display. The guy's a freak! I mean what the fuck?

    [laughs]

    Jan Valentine: And you wouldn't believe what he did next man! It's too fucked up! After he ran Solo's bar out of business he fucking poached all the girls from his place man! So Solo like totally fucking snaps...

    Luke Valentine: Oh shut up!

    Jan Valentine: Dude, bro what's wrong with you man? Hey!

    Luke Valentine: You always get so annoying before work, I've said it before and I'll probably say it again, please learn to work quietly!

    Jan Valentine: Yeah, yeah I heard all that before, I know! Christ!

    Luke Valentine: You have no excuse to screw this up Jan!

    Jan Valentine: Screw up? That's never going to happen bro, this shit's going to be a cake walk!

  • Jan Valentine: [to his soldiers] Hold your fire! Hold your fire! I said hold your fucking fire!

    [to Luke]

    Jan Valentine: Dude, bro these guys are complete fucking idiots! Are you sure about this shit?

    Luke Valentine: Please, this is a test! An insignificant ordinary test. Don't forget the big picture. His plans are moving forward and we are the smallest cogs in his great machine.