Shoot Your Love All Over Me

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Now, let's hear about these lesser-known racial traits! Yes, everyone knows that Italians are cosmopolitan and Native Americans are all drunks, but did you know that black people like toffee best, and all the locks are Eskimos, and the Irish have huge Nipples, Puerto Ricans can hang from steel beams for hours without getting down, and the Dutch are super into chatting with telemarketers, Peruvians like rushing out at the last second to save the world, and their eyes can fire lasers, of course , all Arabs are terrorists.
National anti-smoking groups scored yet another victory today as Congress passed a bill banning smoking within the United States, restricted to a small room in Iowa. As a result, every highway from Nevada to Iowa was severely blocked, and all smokers had to travel thousands of miles and dusty to the 10-square-meter property in Des Moines, Iowa. small room.

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  • Dana Dobbs: There you have it. The negro is guilty.

  • Presidential Advisor: We might be fucked, sir.