God Bless America!

Maudie 2022-12-05 10:48:43

I haven't seen such a good pure Kuso movie since Monty Python, until Onion Movie. Compared with it, "Scream" is definitely shoddy. However, Onion Movie can actually find big names like Michael Bolton and Steven Seagal to make cameo appearances. The whole movie is very meticulous and neat in terms of structure and picture. It seems that Onion Movie is not only about the film. As the onion that made the audience burst into tears, it was really a business.

Probably the onion news in the Onion Movie can catch up with the Royal TV station, while broadcasting the news that Kuso can do his best, a certain family's house exploded, and the news interview car arrived in a hurry to interview a certain family on the opposite side People lost a pair of torn socks, while talking about the professional ethics of journalists, openness, justice and fairness. The content of the news is also full of strange things. In order to relieve the pressure, the prison sent prisoners to the homes of residents in suburban communities; their dress, gestures, and styles were deliberately imitating black and white people. As a result, they were regarded as negro to seize the prison, and a series of reports on this case were also made. ; robbing a bank to rob a job, and turning out to be a star clerk; a role-playing rape detective game; the life of a disabled athlete who is "disabled and strong"... By the way, Kuso has a Bill Gates, Britney Spears, terrorism, Racial discrimination, Chinese kung fu and an endless stream of civilian heroes. It is precisely because the interview and broadcast has an extremely correct attitude, and because it is the main theme, that it makes people laugh. After laughing, I feel sad and helpless. Maybe looking at our current life from another perspective, it is probably so serious and absurd and illogical. Bar. However, when it comes to the mouths of media workers, all sins are sanctified, all filth is chaste, all errors are rationalized, exaggerated details and the identity of bystanders allow us to easily penetrate the truth, but often When you are in it, success or failure is really only at the mouth of the media.

At the end of the movie, all the images that have been spoofed in more than an hour are gathered together, and the climax of a typical Hollywood blockbuster is concocted with one hand. First, violence, and now it must be packaged in the shell of Chinese kung fu and ninja; then sex, the American babe in the bikini of the stars and stripes, now as long as she dares to be flirtatious and pretend to be innocent, it doesn't matter how sexy or dissolute; and finally it is the harmony of diversity , the Peruvian compatriots in South America came to the rescue and fought side by side with the American Uncle Sam. These three things are nothing more than the old three paragraphs that are respected and instilled in the mainstream American culture today. No matter which blockbuster movie is, it is bound to be recruited. Together, the three defeated the terrorism that Americans were fascinated by. Of course, he did not rely on force, but the American ideology and national character charm that has rubbed the essence of Eastern and Western cultures. I couldn't help but think of the eloquent lectures of shopkeeper Tong, which made the terrorists tremble and shouted. "I love America". Various audiences in front of the TV began to cheer, the photographer was moved and nodded in praise, the black film critic who originally called for boycott of racial discrimination also smiled and reconciled, the white, black and yellow crowd in front of the camera embraced and cheered, and some people shouted: God bless America! What a peaceful and uplifting picture! Once again, a strong American culture has defused the crisis, relying on peace! Relying on heroes made in pure America!

Enough of laughing at the mainstream culture of Hollywood's brain-damaged, at this time, the news anchor slowly came to the stage and concluded with a magnetic voice as if Zhao Zhongxiang was hosting "Animal World": We finally realized the importance of journalism, that is can help us defuse the threat of terrorism.

The power of this sentence alone is more than enough to beat the hundreds of people jumping up and down in front of them for an hour and 20 minutes, completely laughing.

I think that the angry young director of this film is not very smart, and his insight into the media industry is the culprit behind all the ugly and anti-ugly things.

Otherwise, it is because of the deep resentment against which TV station in the United States, and has always held a grudge.

Otherwise, there would be no such ruthless move.

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The Onion Movie quotes

  • Presidential Advisor: We might be fucked, sir.

  • Melissa Cherry: My music isn't about sex. It's about being a girl and having fun.

    Kip Kendall: But clearly the song, "Down on my knees" is about fellatio, isn't it?

    Melissa Cherry: Ewww.