(Play William Tell Overture, fade out after 36 seconds, please read aloud with emotion) Good evening everyone, here is today's Kiwi news:
UN Health Agency issues orange alert: The Black Death of the 21st Century has finally arrived, and scientists have not found it Appropriate name, tentatively named: atypical Rp mania. Half a century ago, in order to make human life more harmonious, children around the world were injected with the Normal Rp vaccine at the beginning of their education. Just a few years ago, during the evolution of part of human DNA, there was a rejection of the Normal Rp vaccine, resulting in the spread of a mutated virus. The symptoms of infection with the virus are that the Y-type people have serious personality defects, and the X-type people will lose their immune function as long as they have healthy heart and lung functions. A month ago, the Department of Health invited the world's top scientists to the Maldives for an emergency meeting. Halfway through the agenda, one-third of the population was rapidly infected. So far, there is no news of a case being cured. Since the DNA mutation cannot be detected by medical equipment, experts can only give this advice at present: stay away from the crowd and isolate XY. Kiwi News will continue to follow up on the progress of the disease.
Next are some social news:
Today the district court heard a lawsuit. A citizen sued the proprietress of the D-version shop at the gate of his community for violating social harmony and being an extreme racist. Citizen Xiao Di (pseudonym) passed by the D-version store at the entrance of the community last month. After searching for a long time, all of them were Korean dramas, and asked the proprietress if there were any Japanese dramas. The proprietress pulled out a basket of Japanese dramas from the box behind her. After Xiao Di finished the selection, the proprietress quickly put the basket of Japanese dramas back into the box behind her, and turned her hands to put the basket of Korean dramas at the front. When a senior reporter interviewed Xiao Di, TA was still emotional and said: Now that people all over the world are in harmony, how can such a thing that damages the national image happen. The court ruled that Xiao Di won the case, and the proprietress must place the Japanese drama baskets and the Korean drama baskets side by side every day, fined the proprietress to study Japanese at her own expense for one year, and dismissed her right to appeal.
The ZT Road Neighborhood Committee is dealing with a foreign-related complaint. Uncle Jia (pseudonym) booed his grandson at the gate of the community. Uncle Jia's grandson is a Chinese-American half-race, and he is very likeable. I walked past a middle-aged woman and squatted down to tease the child, which seriously affected the child's normal physiological activities. Uncle Jia turned his face on the spot, pointed at the middle-aged woman and scolded: If you were teased when you shush, would you be happy? The middle-aged woman felt insulted, so the two sides quarreled with the neighborhood committee. Since this dispute involves Americans, the director of the ZT Road Neighborhood Committee said that he would handle it carefully and establish a good national image. Kiwi News will follow up on follow-up coverage.
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Welcome back to Kiwi News, and the latest entertainment news will be broadcast next.
The long-awaited Chinese epic movie 'Dan Wall' has finally premiered nationwide. The film is aimed at the summer season, and the student consumer group has made a gratifying box office result. The majority of students have a good reputation for this film, saying that it can relieve the pressure of exams, and the film has a lot of laughs. I hope that the director can make more relaxing and entertaining movies for the general public in the future, and make more good movies. Despite the obvious box-office advantage, many film critics have launched a strong offensive against the film, mainly due to the fact that several of the film's male protagonists are tall and sturdy. The corner is obviously suspected of being foreign-loving, completely abandoning the traditional Chinese aesthetics, and losing the benchmark as a Chinese-themed film. In addition, some well-known cosmetic companies are preparing to jointly appeal the 'Danqiang' crew. Because the female actors in the film all used 'red eye' makeup, the red eye shadows on the market are out of stock. Some cosmetic companies have to urgently deploy staff to step up production. This led to a significant increase in production costs. Several major cosmetic companies that jointly appealed are preparing to recover overtime fees from the crew. As of the broadcast, the crew and the cosmetics company have sent representatives from both sides, saying that they will try their best to negotiate a solution.
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