I can't describe how jealous I am of this kind of award, I think this kind of humor makes a country look very smart, like a girl who can humor is very sexy - like she said: "Such a beautiful scenery, if we just get together on the spot, I will I can give you a Confucius." Do you want to kiss her little mouth when she said this? ——Isn’t the Chinese nation the smartest nation? How come we don't produce such things in this world? (For example, there is the Golden Rooster Award and the Hundred Flowers Award. Can there be a Plastic Chicken Award and a Tofu Flower Award?)
"Onion Movie" and "Ig Nobel", as well as "Golden Raspberry" are a model. Just like the "Borat" that I love so much. It mocks racial and ethnic labels with audacity, mocks porn divas who pretend to be virgins, mocks computer companies that change their models faster than they take off their pants, mocks gay film critics... mocks everything. However, in our great country with a history of 5,000 years of civilization and four great inventions to save the world, such discordant and discordant onions do not seem to be able to grow very well-News Network and Guangming Daily tell everyone: Under the leadership of the Party The sky is always bright, the chicken is scurrying up like a god, we are all living Lei Feng, the girls and boys are all strong, Liu Xiang, brother, they are winning glory for the country, individually On the foreheads of several bad people are written in bold and bold characters: "bad people", "the situation in the motherland seems to have taken hundreds of tons of aphrodisiac drugs, and it is not enough to try to get weak for a while" - such a beautiful country as ours Need an onion? !
Life is far more absurd than we can imagine. Don’t always think how smart you are. We also have our own great, glorious and correct onion news: our media once made us believe that the yield per mu is tens of millions, and the wheat is densely packed and grows, and the above can be Sitting on a big fat boy, I believe that a basket of iron pots and spoons is poured into the stove, and the firewood will come out as soon as the firewood is burned. I believe that Western culture is degenerate and rotten, and its life is short, and all we have to do is to nail them in their coffins. I believe that the people on the other side of the earth who are enslaved by the capitalists are in dire straits, nibbling on the crust every day and waiting for our communist army to carry the red flag on their shoulders to rescue, until their eyes are green.
Today, Onion News still insists on broadcasting: For example, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television changed "Lost in Beijing" to "Apple", on the grounds that foreigners are coming to participate in the Olympic Games, what should I do if I am afraid that I will get lost after reading this name; The scene of dirty water on the ground in the residential area was cut off, because the beautiful international image of the capital was ruined by the pool of dirty water. What should I do? It smells so good, I was so happy that tears came out.
In 1995, French President Jacques Chirac commemorated the 50th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima by conducting an atomic bomb test in the Pacific Ocean. He was awarded the "Ig Nobel Peace Prize" that year: this matter can be used to help understand "Onion News". The ultimate spirit.
Just like a proof method in geometry called "evidence by contradiction": it cannot be proved wrong from the front, so it is not reasonable to prove its existence from the negative.
The stainless steel warrior Lu Da said: The real warriors dare to face the bleak life. I dared to give Mr. Lu the next stubborn: Dare to face it, it is very fierce, dare to face and laugh at yourself, it takes more courage.
Sometimes, it seems that this kind of salacious mockery points out the sane direction.
PS Onion News latest news: A group of aliens, who have been observing the earth for a long time, feel that Yi is more and more like the shit in the universe, and they are determined to blow it up and win glory for the universe. On the eve of the destruction, a representative of Earth presented the "Onion Movie" with extraterrestrial subtitles. The aliens gathered in the crowd to watch it and laughed at them (well, assuming they had "belly"), and a certain foreigner said, "They still know how to laugh at themselves, but they haven't been rotten yet, so let's observe and observe." So the foreigner's boss Said: "Okay then.... But you let the earthlings bring up that little virgin who likes to lick lollipops and sing to our man - that girl is so fucking sexy!!!"
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