Teddy Bear 2

Elsie 2022-01-27 08:04:21

In order to consolidate their marriage, Teddy (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) and Tameline (played by Jessica Barth) had the idea of ​​having a child, and tried various methods. After the result, the two decided to adopt. However, at this time Teddy discovered that the government did not regard him as a real "person", but merely a "property". Therefore, he not only could not adopt a child, but also lost all the citizens who were a "person". Rights—credit cards are scrapped, work is lost, and even his marriage to Tamilyn has become a dead letter.
After discussing with his friend John (Mark Wahlberg), the angry Teddy and his friend, the two decided to sue. They found novice lawyer Samantha (Amanda Seyfried) and the three of them worked together. Fighting for "bear power" began.

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Ted 2 quotes

  • [Unrated version only]

    Ted: Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas.

    Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared.

    John: Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.

    Ted: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

    John: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

    Ted: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

    John: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

  • Frank: [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.

    Ted: I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.

    Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.

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