In the car circle, the three cheap passengers can be said to be famous in all corners of the world.
Richard Hammond (mole), Jeremy Clarkson (gorilla), James May (captain), these three are well-known in the circle.
The variety show "Top Gear" they have handled has an average score of 9.5+ since the first season of 2002.
Such a good reputation has a lot to do with three people playing.
For example, there was an issue of testing the Paramount Predator . This car is a military car. According to normal thinking, it should show its skills in the desert jungle.
But they don't, have to say it's best for home use.
Because of traffic jams and blocked roads, you can hit the wall and run over other cars to make a bloody road.
Even if the illegal parking is pulled away by the trailer, there is no need to surrender, because he has enough horsepower to pull the trailer away.
And in order to prove how worry-free this car is, it's fine to blow it up directly with a bomb. Other cars are smashed into slag. Except for leaving a big pit in the ground, it drives away as if nothing is happening.
"I Bought a Farm" is a film by Jeremy Clarkson (Gorilla).
Here he stopped testing the car and started farming.
6,000 acres of quiet open land, one or two people can completely handle it, and the degree of mechanization penetrates into every pore.
Clarkson bought the land as early as 2008 and had previously hired locals to farm there.
A year ago, when the locals retired, he thought, let's do it by himself, it should be easy.
However, it was slapped right from the start.
As a newcomer to farming, the year he chose was hell-level difficulty.
When he needed dry weather to broadcast grain in the fall, it rained for eight weeks without interruption;
By May of the following year, when he needed rain for food to grow, it turned out to be the driest spring on record.
Not only that, Brexit and the impact of the epidemic have had a catastrophic impact on prices.
A lamb that was worth £100 a week ago is only worth £52 a week later.
At the beginning, after Clarkson tested the tractor, everyone suggested to buy a Fendt. He turned around and bought a Lamborghini, an R8 270 DCR.
This machine is huge, and it takes half a day to get into the cab alone. Not only that, but because it is so big, the barn and driveway look so small that a new barn and a new driveway have to be built.
But for him, buying a big one must buy a big one.
In short, in this film, there are often scenes like this:
One second I have a good idea, the next it immediately becomes omg I messed up!
One second I was really a genius, the next second I was stunned!
I just proudly said that Lamborghini is very powerful, and the next moment it becomes that this TM is all German!
Food and Rural Affairs stipulated that a field should not be planted, and he was paid cash in return for only mowing once a year.
When Clarkson heard this rule, he slapped his forehead. Why use a machine to cut grass? How good is it to use sheep? While the soil is fertile, the baby sheep can still make money.
I'm really a farmer, a genius business plan!
It is always said that everything is difficult at the beginning, but he learned to herd sheep in 25 minutes.
But the good times didn't last long, and the next moment he couldn't stop the rambunctious sheep, and rushed straight to the village.
When raising sheep, he thought it would be easy, but he didn't expect him to learn to become a veterinarian.
Delivering births, shaving wool, marking... none of them fall.
Since then, I can often see him say, this is me! No, no, it's up to you.
Not only that, but he has to face a lot of policy regulations.
He wants to sell mutton, and the meat has been frozen and packaged, but no, it needs to be approved by the food hygiene department;
He wants to sell eggs and has already packed the egg carton, but was told to be tested for Salmonella;
He wants to sell spring water. In order to save time, he bottled and labeled it and waited to sell it. The test result was that he had been drinking rotting animals and feces;
He wanted to plant rapeseed, but the whole 60 acres of land did not grow, because the use of neonicotinoid pesticides was banned, so the whole field died.
Not only that, he wanted to build an agricultural store, which had already been built, but found that the area at the door was only for agricultural purposes.
That is, he can build the store, but no customers can go in.
Finally, this matter was resolved, and it was closed again after just opening for a day.
The reason was that the council was not happy with the roof and required it to be made of slate, without their consent planning permission could not be obtained and he could not open.
Faced with a large number of forms to fill out, Clarkson said a second ago that he would rather pay out of his own pocket than fill out the form.
The next second I heard that there was a subsidy of 82,000 pounds, and I immediately changed my face.
As a car reviewer, he can't handle all kinds of agricultural machines.
I just swore to drive, but the next moment I had to accept my fate: 30 seconds ago, I didn't even know what you were talking about.
At the end, I wondered how much Clarkson paid his hired worker Caleb, after all, he did the butt-wiping work from start to finish.
Our infinite joy comes from his never-ending state of affairs.
To make matters worse, Clarkson cultivated 6,000 acres of land all year round, and the final profit was only 144 pounds!
In the end, in addition to lamenting Clarkson's inhumane generosity, he can't help but have infinite respect for the farmers.
Even in today's modernization, peasants still depend on the sky for food.
As Clarkson puts it, their complaint is not that working in the rain is miserable, but that it is horrible.
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