Lamborghini, Bentley, luxury cars gather here. However, this is neither Top Gear nor The Grand Tour, but a farm in the middle of nowhere.
Speaking of the farm, I remembered a nursery rhyme I heard when I was a child:
Old MacDonald had a farm E—I—E—I—O And on that farm he had a cow E—I—E—I—O
The rural life in nursery rhymes is pleasant, but I am full of doubts about Jeremy. Accustomed to the excitement of racing cars and the excitement of traveling around the world, Jeremy came to a remote town from London alone without the company of his old buddies. Can he settle down and run a farm?
The process really didn't go well. Because of his love for luxury cars, he bought a Lamborghini tractor, but it was too big to work as an ordinary "brick machine", and he couldn't even get into the warehouse. Jeremy finally realized that this was not "Top Gear". Filming site.
I bought a drone to drive the sheep away, but the sheep didn't buy it at all, and they danced more cheerfully than "Temple Run". Jeremy finds that the farm is clearly incompatible with The Grand Tour.
To make matters worse, bad weather was encountered again, resulting in a serious delay in the time of sowing, and the seeds were stored for too long and germinated.
After being slaughtered by a nearby farm shop, Jeremy opened his own shop, not expecting much profit, but causing a steady stream of trouble. For example, the material of the roof is not up to standard, the mountain spring water sold is not up to standard, and the agricultural products do not conform to local principles...
Charlie, the farm advisor, seemed to have only a frown. Every time he comes, he brings bad news. Either some rules and regulations that need to be followed are not implemented properly, or the agricultural products are about to go bad and need to be sold quickly.
Does everything in running a farm really go smoothly? It turns out that the ideal life of a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and a little field is all a lie. The tagline should be "There is no worst, only worse".
Jeremy is like an angry bird in human form. He can't wait to drink a "no feces" mountain spring to relieve his worries, light a "my bollocks" scented candle to relieve his fatigue, or eat a "non organic" farmhouse to relieve his hatred.
Supervisors made a video call to see where the chemicals were placed, and Jeremy inadvertently opened a container containing a luxury car that had been filmed for "The Grand Tour." He also thought of giving up. After all, compared with the tediousness of filling in the codes for different crops and dealing with inspections, it was still a joy to venture outside.
If it goes on like this, sooner or later Jeremy will explode in place with the farm.
In the middle of the night, everything is silent. Suddenly, a sheep starts giving birth without warning, and Jeremy's shepherd is away, so he and Lisa have to drive the ducks to the shelves to deliver them. After the successful birth of the lamb, Jeremy was more excited than driving to outrun arch-rival James May.
It has become a habit to feed two rams every morning. Jeremy was as saddened as his good buddy DiCaprio when he saw Wayne Rooney die.
When I came across a little owl settling in an abandoned house, I thought of erecting a few poles for them and installing a log cabin to help more owls come to live here. It's worth it, even if it falls over and smashes the fence while installing the pole.
Potatoes grow and are popular in farm shops, and mustard is sold in Japanese restaurants in London. The harvest season is happier than winning the F1 Grand Prix. Those who worked overtime and did farm work all night, faced the helplessness of the continuous rain, and were despised by the little helper Kaleb, all disappeared, who cares?
Jeremy won the car, and the expression on his face was more of schadenfreude of his opponent's defeat. But whenever he got the harvest in the field, he would show the most simple smile, because nature cannot win, and he can only choose cooperation.
It turns out that not only luxury cars are addictive, but nature and life itself are intoxicating.
A busy year is over, but Charlie told Jeremy, who was thinking about making a lot of money, that he only made more than 140 pounds. A pot of cold water was poured on the farm dream of becoming rich that had been cultivated with great difficulty.
At the end of the year, Jeremy thought about going back to London to live with old friends (Kaleb immediately said he would pay for the ticket), but he also admitted that he had never been so happy as on the farm. The voice has not fallen, autumn is coming. The woods beside the fields have changed into yellow coats, which are extraordinarily quiet and beautiful in the sunlight.
Is there a second season of "Clarkson's Farm"? We don't know. Whether to continue picking chrysanthemums and see Nanshan leisurely, or to restart the adventure mode of traveling around the world, maybe it is not just Jeremy's problem. But what is certain is that Jeremy's year on the farm was as exciting as his limousine trips to Colombia and Madagascar.
In Maupassant's novel, life can't be as good as you think, but it's not as bad as you think. Nature didn't give Jeremy's Lamborghini much use, but it also gave him a high-quality harvest after a year of hard work.
This is the truest life.
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