released on the first day I came, or It’s only six yuan in the morning, and the atmosphere is a bit subtle as soon as I enter it. Why are there so many hairless audiences at this time? Is this the successful experience of a middle-aged crisis wanting to learn from older male dicks? Forget it. Let's just watch it directly. Now that I have finished watching it, I feel a little complicated. I haven't written a film review for a long time, and it has been a long time since I saw a movie that made me want to complain. Tucao the key point, if I want to be so dedicated to wipe
my tears, then I start to spit, the following high-energy + spoiler Shen Jin
In short, this movie is about two older male cock who went to Google as an intern and finally got the offer, but from I guessed the wrong direction at the beginning. Hey, they weren't mine from Microsoft, nor from Oracle, nor from Qualcomm, they were selling watches! The company that sold watches closed down because everyone used their mobile phones to check the time. They were unemployed! I bought a watch last year. Does the one who sells the watch have a dime relationship with Google? Brother, you searched for the keywords. Jobs for people with few skills, I shed tears of sympathy, see? They are me today Tomorrow
Then they got an interview with Google when they sold mattresses and their wives ran away and couldn't pay the mortgage. Hey, did you wipe your HR from Google and give this kind of resume to the interview? From the moment they sat in the library and drove a hangout interview, my faith in this movie collapsed. Damn, these two are so peculiar, and I haven’t seen any nonsense in my life for almost 30 years. There are so many people who can't talk about the key points at such a fast speed, but there are still two of them, together. C++ is a shit shit, tell the interviewer that we are a coin at the bottom of blender and wait for the cocoon to become a butterfly. What kind of shit interview questions, the more shit interview is over, and the more shit is the committee sitting Next, I said a few nonsense and gave the offer. Oh, don’t be so dark. Google, okay. I can’t write the code. I can go to intern labor and capital. Do you want to apply for one quickly
and then these two buddies are here, in the vast land of Mountain View. Trivial things, what free lunch, a half-dozen bagle, chatting with the female middle tube, what orientation, the whole is made into the rhythm of the American school, alas, you are here intern, no wonder no one wants to have the group, the last bunch The dick that nobody wanted was claimed by an inexplicable otaku, hello otaku, goodbye otaku
, right? Internship has to do business, right? Generally speaking, it is a bunch of challenges and the group that wins the most challenges will have a full time offer. Follow The arch enemy of the male protagonist of the general routine of Hollywood comedy must be on the stage simultaneously. This tsundere boy with British accent pulled a bunch of Ivy League masters and started fighting with the Diaosi team. Your uncle’s other hundreds of people will give them some points. How about a chance to show up, director
The first challenge, on the basic quality of programmers, debug, two million lines of code to find bugs, they are forced to start debugging, two dicks who don’t know what c++ is, babble on the side, babble, babble, babble a sense of existence, It’s so annoying, can I just go straight up and kill the girls, okay, they are quite reasonable, probably meaning that the code is not all written by people? You need to debug and find the programmer, and then Pidiandian ran to Palo Alto to find someone Go, your uncle’s professor is polite to hit one of you with one punch. The first challenge is no surprise and the
second challenge is coming. Is there any physical activity? The main point is to put a broom under the crotch. Pretending to be playing Quidditch, the old dick doesn’t know what Quidditch is. The remaining teamwork is Cheng Xiang. He was shot 60:0 in the first half. After the intermission, the salesmen's specialties can finally be used. Two dicks started. Brainwash your teammates, Kang Mang, Beibi, you can. You are so awesome. Let me go. The rumor has become the truth after repeating it a hundred times. I must have a hearing problem because the two of them made each teammate their own. After self-confidence was overwhelmed, he played again. What about teamwork? ? Then the teammates changed their minds in one second and chased all kinds of openings to a level of 60 without hesitation. Your uncle, why did you go! This is not the most shit, there is a live-action Golden Snitch running wildly on the most shit, which team first pulls off his little tail on the chrysanthemum even if it wins, you can feel it, the Diaosi team has no suspense and lost again
The third challenge was to develop an app. Diaosi No. 1 started to talk nonsense, saying that we were going to develop an app for taking pictures, uploading and sharing comments. After five minutes, the children showed a black line and told him that this is Instagram. He kept talking. , Emma, ten minutes ago, people said this is Instagram. You pulled a woolen thread. Sure enough, a bunch of people went to the city of San Francisco to enjoy themselves. The real world of San Francisco can just find the strip club. Yes, the otaku found the goddess there, the otaku released the hormones there, a bunch of people drank and squatted on the mountain to watch the Golden Gate Bridge, the otaku team leader wanted to send text messages to the goddess to confess that they were blocked, so their app is just for you to drink If you’re too big, you need to perform a series of IQ tests before sending emails and text messages to save you from committing a second. This shit app is only popular in a country like the United States where people drink big every day. Your sister actually won the challenge, except for the Golden Gate Bridge. What's the significance of this paragraph beyond the dawn of the night? Go to your uncle to
see here. I think I am going to die, but obviously there are still many challenges. Next is the lengthy experience of Nick's soaking in the goddess in the nap pod. Seriously As an older unmarried young woman, I really didn't understand where the goddess was moved. Even if you are a goddess, you will be bought by this shit-like theory of happiness in life? This is definitely hunger and thirst for too long, alas, I said you two are endless, there are other colleagues sleeping next to get a room! Next, Diaosi Nick started to hang up. Learning html5 in the middle of the night, you can also ask the goddess about the differences in various languages on the seminar. Is there no bottom line for writing codes these years? , There seems to be another section in the middle, I don’t remember very much, anyway diaosi is dated with the goddess anyway, is it awesome? As expected, the dead of sales can be made alive, and the goddess will have dinner with the waiter flirt and the goddess will pay the bill. I have to call the waiter, brother, I kneel for you, you are the winner of life, what, I said too early? Yes, I’m so naive. After the winner of life finally enjoyed the night view of San Francisco, I naturally slept with the goddess. I am a goddess. Can you have a little consistency? What do you do with a woman who has focused on her career for 30 years? Can you sleep with executives? What do you think of sleeping in this intern, is it true love? We will know later
Then it’s the penultimate challenge, because I might have forgotten one, so just count down. Okay, this challenge is Google Helpline, which is to get acquainted with various Google products and then help computer idiots solve the problem. After opening the dead dick Nick again Entering the full halo mode to learn about the products, Billy can't remember all kinds of drugs, but it doesn’t matter, the protagonist has a halo. After talking some inexplicable things to a socially awkward beard, the big brother suddenly It feels like I'm getting acquainted, the whole customer service call is answered like it is. . . The feeling of discover card an advertisement, the students who have seen it can feel it for themselves, the ones who have not seen it can only go to the movie to feel it, in short, it looks very smooth, but at the last minute to submit the log, pee again, ah No login at the beginning! The whole team started to wrestle, oh my brother performed so well just now. Don’t let us hang up because of the technicality. Your uncle’s performance is good, and hundreds of people are there who are free to stare at you alone. Party mode, the boss didn’t give it to the party mode. Do you know what it is?
After failing the whole group, Billy finally felt that she was unreliable, so she went to sell the elderly karts silently. At this time, they ushered in the last one. I challenged, I challenged, sales challenge, how can this be without the first-rate Billy, so his good friends went to him, and the rest of the teammates were smashed in a local pizza shop without any suspense, screenwriter Can you have a little consistency? This group of people talked so neatly before, how can they forget their words and look at the computer shamelessly when they go to sell the ad? Are they waiting for the protagonist to appear so their IQ is automatically eaten? Don’t worry, of course the protagonist will come back, and he must once again use a ton of nonsense to win big customers. Labor and management really don’t remember what they said. There is too much nonsense. From this moment on, I started to watch it frequently. Watch, hey, why is it not over yet
When it’s time to announce the results, the Diaosi team must step on the dots to appear, and hack the conference screen, your sister, you have this time to hack the screen, won’t you be there two minutes earlier? Diaosi’s victory, finally the boss announced that the Diaosi team got a full time offer. You are rich and handsome. Your interpersonal skills are too bad. I suggest you go to Oracle to move bricks. I go to this shit plot. I don’t remember that you won so many challenges, so I must. I forgot a few big ones. Well, it turns out that the bearded uncle who pretends to be wearing headphones is hr. This makes sense. Only the hr who lacks people skills like this god will send the offer to the two dicks! Of course, this must not be the most shit. When Nick and the goddess kissed in front of hundreds of people, the otaku team leader also held the hand of the pole dancing goddess, the American grandparents who were with me heard me. Are those two loud humiliations? ? ? ?
This is the end of the whole film. It hurts to watch. The ending google promotion video is the only highlight. It’s great, it reflects the characteristics of Google’s products. When the gtalk push sounded, I subconsciously wanted to read the new message. Google, you won, the
following is me A brief summary of the film:
1. There is no future for writing code because writing code will never be too tricky, and
2. The code is simple and easy to learn , and you can quickly master web design technology overnight, but you have to sell a lot of tricks. It takes ten years to reach the table, so
3. It’s not a dream to enter Google with an annual salary of 100k as easily as you ca n’t write code, but
4. Don’t you think that Google is the hometown base camp because it’s obvious that Google has a lot of goddesses. In addition,
5. Goddess are super good. When hunger and thirst are to the extreme, it’s almost as long as you can push the eggs. Anyway,
6. I extremely despise such masters. They are very positive, so they must be the winners of life. What kind of shit three views, obviously
7. Google is hacked. Xiang, although
8. I really don’t know why this typical American dream comedy is branded by Google and Google actually agreed, because
9. I really can’t see that this whole movie except for a corner of the google campus. What must be connected with IT, see
10. The screenwriter is obviously not as good as me in writing code. Like the two male protagonists, he is a person who feeds himself by smashing eggs, so
11. As a layman , I don’t help all programmers. Worth, who is so willing to write code diligently to work with this kind of talker, fortunately
12. You can rest assured that Google is not looking for people like this, and it is not such a virtue to work at Google. Finally,
13. Thank you screenwriters for not being black. Microsoft is so
good that Chenguang actually contributed to this kind of bad movie. Fortunately, it is only six yuan. AMC movie tickets can't be cheap. I will be anxious to you for a dime. Six yuan will be spent to watch Google product advertisements in the last few minutes.
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