Quote: Epic! ! ! (Mythical Party.. I feel that the translation into a myth is a bit weaker...)

Kris 2021-11-25 08:01:19

In 2112, computer information technology has taken off. In terms of e-commerce, the embedding and portability of electronic goods has reached a very high level. For example, the Iphone54s in your hand (well.. or floating in the air or embedded in the back of your head) can be used as a remote controller for all electronic products you can see in front of your eyes. Adjust the sensing distance of the automatic door, the indoor temperature, and even the details to the color of your air conditioner shell. This is the so-called inside of every electrical appliance is a computer-controlled interpretation of high embeddedness.

In this golden age, there was a student buddy named Xiao Ming in a high school in the United States. He is tall and slender, and he is of a completely different type from the average guy who is strong and hard to pick up girls. As a result, he not only couldn't get rid of girls in school, but also became one of the rare virgins in their school. The buddies who mingled with him were either pudgy or geek nerd freak, and were classified as losers by everyone.

Fortunately, this buddy's parents are all OK and wealthy owners, and bought him the latest brain masturbation machine. This machine can be called a miracle in the new century, comparable to Cai Lun’s invention of paper, Bi Sheng’s development of movable type printing, and Pfizer’s invention of Viagra. The specific effect is that when you put the headgear on your brain and turn on the machine, the frequency modulation of the brain waves emitted by the machine will give you a purely spiritual 4D world, so you'd better find a comfortable position to sleep well or sit. good. In the spiritual world, you stand in a dark three-dimensional environment, and the publisher’s name begins to appear in front of you, just like the 20th Century Fox logo appears in the beginning of every Star Wars movie (this machine should be produced by Sony) Bar). Anyway, after various warnings of "If you are wearing a headgear at the same time, please take it off immediately", "Don't bring a headgear in public", "Cannot use some experience that does not belong to your classification", you can come to the menu item NS. As mentioned above, the experience of different ratings will appear on the menu list, 12, pg, various, and parents can also set ratings to prevent their children from contacting bad content. And these experiences are actually the experiences of some established plots. It's like a movie written, let you become the protagonist of the first person in the spiritual world.

Speaking of our protagonist, this is a summer night. Our story, Xiao Ming, when he was about to celebrate his 18th birthday, his parents gave him a brain masturbation machine (probably produced by Sony), left him alone at home and went to celebrate their Wedding anniversary. If it is in the home of an average child, a loser like Xiao Ming can only be frightened by the FBI warning that pops up on a few pornographic websites, and complete the night of welcoming the 18-year-old jerking off with fear. But we have explained that Xiao Ming's family is OK and rich, so after dinner, Xiao Ming is going to put on the masturbation machine given by his family and prepare to get mind laid.

Xiao Ming excitedly turned on the machine switch, read the menu list, and screened the experience he wanted to use. What "Titanic" Da... Boring "Impossible Mission 54", Xiao Ming went in for 1 minute, feeling that he had been hit with thousands of botox on the face, and came out decisively, "Star Wars" Da... these spaceships What are they doing, don’t they know that every Iphone54s has a portable wormhole? Well, after watching many of the recommended experiences on the menu, Xiao Ming saw an experience adapted from a movie 100 years ago called "project X"... I






heard... it's a fabulous Unsurpassable party story.





The 18-year-old loser Xiaoming, who can't vent his youthful throbbing in his blood and energy, chose Project X decisively. After experiencing it, Xiao Ming has benefited a lot. 10 years later, he became the richest businessman in the electronics industry in the United States. He served as the president of the United States in his life, won the Oscar for best actor, fashion designer and famous musician, etc. .




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the movie:

1. No Party experienced people will not understand
people thinking old-fashioned 2 do not understand
3. With a variety of methodologies to deconstruct the story will not understand all kinds of
4. buddies can read all got balls! ! Sisters who understand....hmmm...all got boobs?

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Project X quotes

  • JB: Alexis won't come. She fucks college dudes.

  • JB: Holy shit, dude. It's Miles Teller.

    Thomas: Dude, it is. That's him! Holy shit.

    JB: He's so badass.

    Costa: Yeah, my boy's starting at second base for USC.

    JB: I heard he got sent to detention once and wound up banging the teacher.

    Costa: Mi-Tell! What's crackin' bro? We go to North Pas.

    Thomas: Yeah, dude, big fans.

    Costa: Huge fans.

    Miles: Cool. Awesome.

    Costa: Look, we're making a movie.

    JB: Invite him, man. Come on.

    Thomas: Okay. Listen, Miles, we're having a little soiree at my place tonight. If you wanna swing by it should be.

    Costa: [interrupts] Teller, my boy here is underselling this like a mother fucker. This shit's gonna be legit. You should definitely swing by.

    Miles: Yeah, I can't. I actually have other plans tonight, so I might not make it.

    Costa: Dude, think about it. It's on Dickens Street. We'd love to have you.

    Miles: Dickens Street?

    Costa: Yeah.

    Miles: That's your party? You guys are throwing that? That's where I'm going. I heard it's gonna be fucking crazy, bro!

    Thomas: That's my party. I'm Thomas Kub. It's my birthday today.

    Miles: Yeah, I heard it's gonna be unlimited high school pussy and shit.

    Costa: Dude, high school pussy for days.