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Hannah 2021-11-24 08:01:19

I just finished watching with a group of friends, and I can't calm down for a long time. . .

What about such a rotten movie? ! ! Or the script written by Will Smith himself! ! ! Isn't this the legendary three-no plot with no foundation, no depth, no climax! ! ! Sacrificing his father in order to support his son! ! !

It's completely pseudo-science fiction, mud horse! ! ! Daddy's vitality is really not so strong! ! ! You can only break a bone even if you are blown away! ! ! It was easy to be discovered by my son! ! !

It's a pity that my father's IQ is a bit clumsy! ! ! The plane is about to crash, why don't you sit next to your son and fasten your seat belt! ! ! Don't ask the busy crew members to prepare for emergency landing and self-protection! ! ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! ! !

Such a large spaceship is not equipped with necessary and sufficient first aid supplies! ! ! What's all in the tail! ! ! Please tell me how this design can pass! ! !

All the crew members have their braids! ! ! The protagonist's halo is from beginning to end, damn it! ! !

Since you want to make it into an adventure category, let's take an adventure category! ! ! Why don't you fight the blame on the road! ! ! Damn it! ! ! !

Swim a swim and got bitten by bugs on the back of your hand! ! ! In the future, is it possible to work with bare skin without gloves? ! !

Seeing my sister's dream, I thought it was foreshadowing! ! ! Probably it's finally going to fight monsters, it's still water monsters! ! ! In the end, my sister's heroic face was just to remind him to cool down. Damn! ! ! Can this introduction be even more unqualified! ! !

I thought it was foreshadowing when I saw the caveman murals! ! ! What's going to happen later! ! ! I didn't mention it later! ! ! Just echo the road map drawn by my son! ! ! There is only one lens ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! Rely on this is a cold joke! ! !

Finally, the fighting power of the big boss is slightly weaker! ! ! A few hacks to death! ! ! That's right, just a few hacks to death! ! ! In this case, what do you want to design a cold weapon that explodes the sky! ! ! Can you get me some firearms! ! ! It's really IQ that can't be accepted! ! !

And why did my son suddenly hang up when the volcano lay down? ! ! What foreshadowing! ! ! The cheat device suddenly grows up as soon as it turns on and becomes invisible! ! ! Ah ha ha ha ha ha this is so much a challenge to the audience's IQ! ! !

The end is also a cold joke! ! ! It was originally the relationship between men who bite prominently (cough father-son love) and the growth of his son! ! ! As a result, the son confessed as soon as he spoke! ! ! Suddenly defeated the already rotten growth in front! ! ! Damn it! ! !





Can I poke my eyes blind at the cinema and refund me the ticket price! ! ! I want to watch a hangover! ! ! =. =







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one week is not even on the watercress on so many people reply Now, I feel a little bit happy=. =

After reading everyone’s comments, there are many opinions, and some people agree with me. I won’t reply one by one here.



It’s good if everyone understands it carefully. Look at the comments and think that most of the good things in this film seem to be these few points:

"This is a very good educational film"
Reply: Oh my god, it took 100 minutes to explain the simple truth. You still have an educational film? I don’t even know what the film wants to express if Baba doesn’t say the big truth. In "Red Sorghum", it will be

done for 10 minutes. "Science fiction is actually very good."
Reply: dozens Years ago, "Alien" has a better structure than this film. Please don’t open your eyes and talk nonsense, okay,

"You are too entangled in the framework of science fiction. According to your opinion, no film is a good film."
Reply: I have said this. The film is at most pseudo-sci-fi preaching film, so let me go. Transformers and the like are really dozens of grades higher than this film in terms of sci-fi framework.

"You don’t understand such a profound truth."
Reply: You know you Understand, you understand, this piece of Jane is esoteric and unreasonable. The only connotation of the whole film requires the characters to say word by word like a speech. Haha, this is not education. It is preaching

"You are too picky!!!!!!!!!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Reply: Oh my god! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !



In the end, I have to reply to someone who said I’m only suitable for watching bean friends from a young age. I really didn’t see what you want to express when you commented on such a large section. ID and this movie are really similar

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After Earth quotes

  • Cypher Raige: Inventory up.

    Kitai Raige: Roger. Food rations, half available. Flares, full. Med kit, half available. Breathing fluid... Breathing fluid, four vials available.

    Cypher Raige: [looks Kitai's heart rate increases] Why are you not showing me the case?

    Kitai Raige: What?

    Cypher Raige: Show it to me now.

    Kitai Raige: I thought that I could make it, sir.

    Cypher Raige: [after seeing the analysis report] Abort mission. Return to the ship. That is an order.

  • Kitai Raige: No, Dad. I can do it. I don't need many. I can get across with just two.

    Cypher Raige: You need a minimum of three inhalers to make it to the tail. You have exhausted your resources.

    Kitai Raige: I can get across. I can do it with just two, Dad.

    Cypher Raige: This mission has reached abort criteria. I take full responsibility. You did your best. You have nothing more to prove. Now return to the ship.

    Kitai Raige: What was your mistake? Trusting me? Depending on me, thinking that I could do this?

    Cypher Raige: I am giving you an order... to turn around and return to this ship.

    Kitai Raige: You wouldn't give any other Ranger that order?

    Cypher Raige: You are not a Ranger. And I am giving you that order.

    Kitai Raige: [pause] What was I supposed to do? What did you want me to do? She gave me an order. She said, no matter what, don't come out of that box! Was I supposed to just come out and die?