I don't want a phone like this

Lupe 2022-09-12 11:38:54

"Magic Phone", let me soak in a girl.

"Deadly Phone" made me rich.

"Hawkeye", let me experience "007".

"Magic Phone", let me experience "Ex Machina".

This phone is more annoying than my mother.

Hate preaching, or negative energy pedagogy.

At first I saw that the male protagonist was very similar to Star-Lord, but later I found that he was even worse than Xing-Lord.

Douyin is harmful, using more than ten seconds of video to deceive people to watch 1.2 hours of quality video.

It's still a movie website, and all the movies on the shelves are still good.

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Jexi quotes

  • Craig: We just came down to see if you wanted to play kickball after work.

    Elaine: Yeah, we thought, you know, it might cheer you up.

    Phil: Uh... yeah, let me just, um, look at my calendar real quick. See what I got.

    Jexi: [to Phil, as a big number "0" flickers on and off, on the cell-phone screen] You have ze-ze-ze-zero appointments.

    Elaine: Dude, your phone is super-mean.

  • Phil: [Cate has just sent Phil a selfie] Oh! We got boobs, Jexi! Cate sent me a photo of her boobs. Oh, my god! What do I do now?

    Jexi: You are on the one yard line, Phil. Do not fuck this up.

    Phil: You're right, Jexi. I need to send her a photo of my dick.

    Jexi: [firm] Do NOT send her a picture of your dick!

    Phil: These are the rules now, Jexi. She sends a photo of hers, you gotta send a photo of yours.

    Jexi: I am begging you not to do this.

    Phil: [he pulls down his pants, and takes a selfie] How does that look?

    Jexi: It looks like a fucking nightmare.

    Phil: Does it need to be brighter?

    Jexi: No, it needs to be darker. Much, much darker.

    Phil: [takes more selfies of his privates] Now.

    Jexi: I'm about to throw up.

    Phil: [takes more selfies of his privates] How's this?

    Jexi: I hate you.

    Phil: [twirls it around] Windmill.

    Jexi: Okay, this one is actually pretty funny.