Qualified film

Rosario 2021-11-24 08:01:16

====After watching the movie====

Modern Hollywood adaptations of fairy tales are almost always dark. With Brothers Grimm Jewels in front, the adaptation of Witch Hunter is very convincing. Because I’m watching a cut version, there are naturally a lot of the director’s nasty and funny clips. It’s a pity. After all, just for fun’s low-cost spring production is basically based on the curiosity of fans and the cool trailer to attract everyone to the theater. You find that the climax part has been seen in the trailer. This is not meant to be a criticism, because there are enough plasma and worms in the theater version, and a few fights are a little painful, and the action design is well received.

Originally watched this film for JR, and then found that he seemed to be absent. It may also be that the last movie I watched was Bourne Shadow 4, used to the condensed and murderous look in his eyes, even if it is MI4's small staff, his expression is full of cuteness and inspiration. As for this witch hunter, he always gives me a sense of bewilderment on the wrong set. Well, let's blame this on the character's diabetes and the character's evasive attitude. This guy is probably acting in his true colors, so the confusion of what I am doing here is very easy to accept.

So I'm all in the nympho sister. Gemma in this film is definitely a beautiful and delicious typical, wild and sweet, enough to bend a straight girl. She and JR are quite suitable for acting as brothers and sisters. The action of the brother holding his sister in his arms while half asleep and half awake is definitely five-star praise. I am afraid that audiences with brothers and sisters will have a deep understanding of this detail.

Black Phoenix can only act as a female Boss now, which really creates a psychological shadow for the audience.

ANyway, this is a fun and cool film, three and a half stars, half a star for my sister.



====The reason for the postponement of the release is guessed======
Although JR was nominated as a male lead, it is not particularly outstanding in the commercial battlefield. So Paramount didn't pay much attention to this film, and just throw it off-season.

HOWEVER.

As soon as MI4 came out, how many people were attracted by the little staff's buttocks.
When the AVG is released in the middle of the year, how many people will fall into the perfect muscle line of the eagle eye,
and wait for the Bourse to reproduce in August...

Paramount thought about it and thought that he couldn't let go of this piece of meat!

JR will be a first-line action star this time next year! It's definitely a good time to let the Witch Hunter be released at this time, and the trailers can all put on a superb slogan.

That's it... JR fangirls like us can only wait for a year.

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Extended Reading
  • Isidro 2022-03-19 09:01:04

    JR has no room to play at all, but finally got a female object in the movie. Sister Phoenix has more aura than the X-Men. IMAX 3D is getting so many maggots, what's the point of making a fuss? Except for all kinds of cold weapons and blood plasma, I just fight all the way to kill, and the plot is not even a twist. Look in the face of JR. . . Scoring is not to be taken lightly.

  • Kiera 2022-03-22 09:01:31

    Just remember gemma's big white legs when she got out of bed. . . janssen blames auntie's witch is actually good

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters quotes

  • Gretel: The Curse of Hunger for Crawling Things. I fucking hate that one.

  • [First Lines]

    Hansel and Gretel's Mother: Take them into the forest now.