Female version of Yixiu + European version of Conan + the story of the masseter baby

Octavia 2021-10-22 14:31:40

I think people watch movies for many reasons, including screenwriters, photography, and special effects. I am embarrassed anyway, to be honest, I am definitely the

lolicon, lolicon, lolicon ... Watching "The Unfortunate Adventure of Raymond Snitch", I definitely admit that I went for Emily Browning. Beautiful baby fat, white skin, unusually sexy red lips, and brilliantly neat and incomparable stay abroad and extremely clever brain...Oh! I have all the cuteness I have for a loli! If it wasn't for the suspenseful plot of the story itself, I might have started to drool...very cute, very cute! But wait a minute, even though I'm only half a step away from the otaku, I still plan to struggle before this half-step is over and finish writing this film review.

Yes, this game is for children. So each of the actors here will receive a card. Some people say "good guys" and some say "bad guys". But the story seems to show that, unlike our kindergarten playing with the police to catch the thief, you are all kinds of good people with a good person card. So many times good people will do bad things, such as a naturally silly judge, or a fatter and more silly deacon, and NPCs like Aunt Josephine who have a funny brain. To be honest, I'm telling you No love, so the mention is over, and when the mention is finished, I will take the box lunch and go to Ha! You will basically not be on the stage later.

Going back to tell the story, the main line is very simple, the rhythm is not complicated, that is, Violetta's homeland is together after the sky fire, the three dolls became orphans, and then the big boss, Duke X, in order to obtain the heritage of the Violetta family. Various pursuits and killings of the children. Usually, children will meet a very good person but a variety of strange relatives, and then when the good relatives encounter the troubled Duke X, their brains will be funny, and after the funny, they will be played by the Duke Jim Carrey without any suspense. Toss to death. It is worth mentioning that many of the details in it remind me of cartoons I watched when I was a child. For example, Violetta wanted to tie her hair band to an idea like a break, and for example, when the boy pig was doing reasoning, Conan was good. In the lake of sorrow, for a moment, I really regarded the two children cracking the code as a certain episode of Conan-brave boy, go and create a miracle! It's a pity that the next minute, Hui Yuanai suddenly turned into a female version of Brother Yixiu--|||I am embarrassed...

The author has been jumping around in the movie, in fact, he is saying that this is a gothic thing, it is very indifferent here, it is full of all kinds of dangers, the adults are very idiots, and the children have to rely on themselves—— Pay attention to this sentence, this sentence is the most important. As a fairy tale, even if it is a Gothic version of fairy tales, "The Unfortunate Adventures of Raymond Snitch" does not abandon the role of a fairy tale. It is full of the tradition of learning to behave while listening to the story, but this time, the tone of the storytelling is even greater. It's cruel, because someone will die, will see blood, and will repeatedly fall into danger and predicament. And Peter Pan and Djinn are no longer a life-saving straw on call. If you want to survive, you must rely on your own strength to prevent the arrival of bad luck. So Violetta is constantly tying her hair band to think about ideas, and Conan’s brother is also constantly reasoning. Even the youngest baby is doing her own efforts to control her destiny (for example, like a puppy Python playing?) In the process of narration, all kinds of unreliable small ideas and small ideas "boom" from the main line. I can see that I can't help but shout "God made" in the group, although I recalled it afterwards. Some are outdated, but think about the film in 2005, it should be said that it is very loving when it is made like this.

——Finally, shout: "Emily Browning is the cutest!"

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A Series of Unfortunate Events quotes

  • Count Olaf: [disguised as Sailor Sham, a peg-legged sailor] Sure, I get the good parking spots, but who could love a man with one leg and a face like a hen's arse?

  • The Detective: [to Violet] Little girl, the big cage door is open. No snake. Dead guy. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, "Who woke me up at nine in the morning for this?"