Jiquan Feast: Tonight, who are you bending for?

Kaya 2021-11-25 08:01:27

"I don't' want a HIM. I want a HER."

This is Queen Brock’s answer when Kate the Great Demon proposes to Queen Brock to add a man to the team.

Jiquan elder gods fight. What man do you want! What man do you want! ! !

Debbie Ocean, played by Queen Brock, is released from prison. The queen will not be willing to fall for being deceived into prison by a scumbag. After all, the blood of the noble Ocean family is flowing on her body, and the fine criminal genes in her body cannot tolerate her to live a life of ordinary people. The five-year jail life is enough for her to plan a terrible theft and take revenge on a scumbag. .

The first task after getting out of jail-Teaching Theft 101-How to steal things in a department store elegantly. It's so simple and easy to understand and operate, and it doesn't need any criminal tools, and the major department stores probably hate her to death.

Lou, played by Kate the Devil, is Debbie's best friend, and of course he is the first person Debbie finds. When Debbie confided her plan to Lou, he said that Lou was her partner.

Lou: I'm not your partner yet. Are you proposing to me, dear?

Debbie: Baby, I'm not ready for diamonds yet.

So the root reason Debbie stole the diamond necklace was to marry Lou! When Lou knew that part of the reason Debbie stole the diamonds was about the scumbag ex, this vinegar ate, this little temper, it was all love! Anyway, I stand Loubie! They are the most intimate couple and do not accept rebuttal!

With the help of Lou, Debbie gathered her maiden army and feasted on the Ji circle met gayla, oh no, met gala, launched an offensive.

I have to mention our daily life. The hacker played in the film has an extremely masculine name-Nine Ball. This is why Danny needs eleven and twelve people, while Debbie only needs eight. Because every day one person can top four and a half!

Speaking of Ri Ri and met gala, the omelet shape of Ri Ri in 2015 may be lingering in my mind for the rest of my life. Congratulations every day, this time I finally have a chance to bloodbath the meta gala!

The big star Kluger, played by Anne Hathaway, probably contracted 80% of the film’s laughter. At the beginning, it was a stupid person who only had a face and no brain, and then the official "Tucao" Hathaway's facial features were so big. Many years ago, I saw someone commenting that Anne Hathaway's face was "full of facial features." Until now, I still feel that there is no more perfect and accurate description than this.

Every time the cool guy scratches his head and pretends to be crazy, idiot-like laughter erupts in the cinema. How can it be so silly to be so popular, it's just that you understand the public's psychology, and you can have an IQ of 180 when you really need to be smart.

The reason for the cool guy joining the criminal gang is also very simple and cool: I want to have more girlfriends. Say! Who are you fancy, you say! Of course it is Rose Weil, the stylist played by Helena. Our red and white queen is a stylist and a big star in this life, how complementary, and the daily decent work is skin-to-skin contact, how good the time and place are!

Oh, it's not that I was caught in jail in the end. I have to forget that there is a male lead in this film. The ex-girlfriend and the current girlfriend jointly sent the scumbag into prison, which is very happy! Men don't always think that women are stupid and deceiving. You think she is stupid because she pretends to be stupid to satisfy your vanity and protective desire. You think she is deceiving because she is willing to be deceived by you.

The saddest thing about this film is that the trick is too simple and has too many flaws. The most important security information is obtained by sending dog photos to dog slaves. The most powerful level is actually a magnet. However, please give me a sequel to such a Ji film!

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  • Eunice 2022-03-25 09:01:06

    Although the big names are gathered (in every sense), they are very... neither wit nor great wisdom, everyone plays dry, only the bitch Anne Hathaway is a little bit refreshing

  • Lynn 2021-11-25 08:01:27

    In the beginning, the period of stealing things from the mall felt that it opened the door to a new world for the audience in the whole cinema...

Ocean's Eight quotes

  • Debbie Ocean: [as she sits down] Hello, John.

    John Frazier: Hello, Debbie. You look well, how long's it been?

    Debbie Ocean: A few years, minus good behavior.

    John Frazier: Right

    Debbie Ocean: Yeah

    John Frazier: Thank you for calling. I was gonna call you.

    Debbie Ocean: Yeah, I didn't do it.

    John Frazier: Of course not. You were just on camera 20 feet away while the jewels were being nicked. It's a coincidence.

    Debbie Ocean: No. That's a solid alibi.

    John Frazier: What is it? Is it genetic? Are the whole family like this?

    Debbie Ocean: Except for my Aunt Ida.

    John Frazier: Librarian?

    Debbie Ocean: Hmm. Homemaker.

    John Frazier: Right, I'm gonna make this easy for you. I don't want you. I just want the necklace. I don't care. I'll say I found it in a cab.

    Debbie Ocean: How about some of it?

    John Frazier: How much?

    Debbie Ocean: Hypothetically, 10%.

    John Frazier: And where's the hypothetical rest?

    Debbie Ocean: Oh, I don't know. Literally.

    John Frazier: Oh, God. This is exhausting! I mean, when they said come over, I was like... Ugh. You know, with the jet lag, the time difference, Arsenal in the Cup Final this weekend. But now I'm here. It's bloody interesting.

    Debbie Ocean: Yeah?

    John Frazier: So it's not just profit, it's revenge. It's a twofer.

    [about Claude]

    John Frazier: He frames you, you frame him, scores are settled.

  • Detective: [in the interrigation room] Well, it seems four sweet old ladies, who apparently don't exist, have recently transferred some very large sums of money into Becker Holdings, LLC. Do you know how that might have happened, Mr. Becker?

    Claude Becker: [in total shock] I think I need a lawyer.