Without me, mentally retarded

Vaughn 2021-10-22 14:31:22

I went to college twice and never finished it. I read it in the first half of the freshman semester. I read it in the fourth semester. I
didn’t work in the last semester . I went to a friend’s supermarket at 9 o'clock in the evening to help mix 20 yuan for dinner (never took 800 yuan). The above money and 3 computers are all given by relatives.) When I was
30 years old and went to elementary school without a girlfriend, I pulled the hand of a girl at the same table once (the saddest thing is that even homosexuality doesn’t feel that way towards others)
Haven’t won the lottery, and have never even won a bottle of
Coke. The second half of the 2 front teeth have been dropped
. Have studied martial arts (I can’t even beat a thief for a few years)
. Have learned the art of war (except bragging. )
Learned economics (frankly I didn’t understand it)
, studied mathematics (I learned well, but I almost forgot now), I
learned programming (there was no standard C++ at the time), and I
wrote a novel (I didn’t finish any one).
Wrote the script (when the gunman turned out that the script did not qualify and did not get the money),
unfortunately, I went out to buy cigarettes at 2 o'clock in the night. I met the corpse and was chased by the criminals
. the difference between Chinese and
watch at least three movies a day
timid ghosts turn on the lights to sleep at night
can not remember his own face can not remember what kind of long mirror was broken after it has not bought a new more than two years have not passed them
There are many mirror books with tens of thousands of copies. Last time I was stolen by a thief to sell waste paper and vomiting blood. As a result, there were 4 bookshelves full of bookshelves beside the bed. Because of the location, good books were left behind. I
never slept on time. France insisted that regular rest up to three days to sleep at night
not used more than 200 yuan mobile phone only inside the home contact about 1-2 months, then a stranger calls generally sell insurance
Time is never enough, I have tried Da Vinci's work and rest method, but I get dizzy and the alarm clock is ringing too noisy the neighbor

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Extended Reading
  • Alexie 2022-03-19 09:01:03

    Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are idiots. Treat idiots well.

  • Audreanne 2022-04-22 07:01:05

    The fat expression of the wheelchair follows him all the way

Napoleon Dynamite quotes

  • Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon walks up to Trisha's house to ask her out] Is Trisha here?

    Ilene: Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. She's at a friend's house, right now.

    Uncle Rico: [from inside Trisha's house, hard at work] Well, hey, Napoleon... Napoleon's m'nephew.

    Ilene: Oh, that's nice.

    Napoleon Dynamite: Could you just give this to her for me?

    [hands Ilene a drawing of Trisha]

    Ilene: I certainly could.

    Napoleon Dynamite: Thanks.

    [Napoleon leaves]

    Ilene: Bye-bye.

    [Ilene returns to Uncle Rico on the sofa]

    Uncle Rico: Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. He still wets the bed and everything.

    Ilene: You're kidding.

    Uncle Rico: Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and what-not.

    Uncle Rico: Anyway uh... so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set, here?

  • Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon sits down with Pedro at lunch] Where have you been?

    Pedro: I was *seek*.

    Napoleon Dynamite: Has Summer said anything to you yet?

    Pedro: No, not yet.

    Napoleon Dynamite: Well, she said no.

    Pedro: She did?

    [Pedro thinks a second]

    Pedro: Well, what about that other girl?

    Napoleon Dynamite: What other girl?

    Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch.

    Napoleon Dynamite: You mean Deb?

    Pedro: Yes her.

    Napoleon Dynamite: What about her?

    Pedro: Well, I asked her out too.

    Napoleon Dynamite: What?