Without me, mentally retarded

Vaughn 2021-10-22 14:31:22

I went to college twice and never finished it. I read it in the first half of the freshman semester. I read it in the fourth semester. I
didn’t work in the last semester . I went to a friend’s supermarket at 9 o'clock in the evening to help mix 20 yuan for dinner (never took 800 yuan). The above money and 3 computers are all given by relatives.) When I was
30 years old and went to elementary school without a girlfriend, I pulled the hand of a girl at the same table once (the saddest thing is that even homosexuality doesn’t feel that way towards others)
Haven’t won the lottery, and have never even won a bottle of
Coke. The second half of the 2 front teeth have been dropped
. Have studied martial arts (I can’t even beat a thief for a few years)
. Have learned the art of war (except bragging. )
Learned economics (frankly I didn’t understand it)
, studied mathematics (I learned well, but I almost forgot now), I
learned programming (there was no standard C++ at the time), and I
wrote a novel (I didn’t finish any one).
Wrote the script (when the gunman turned out that the script did not qualify and did not get the money),
unfortunately, I went out to buy cigarettes at 2 o'clock in the night. I met the corpse and was chased by the criminals
. the difference between Chinese and
watch at least three movies a day
timid ghosts turn on the lights to sleep at night
can not remember his own face can not remember what kind of long mirror was broken after it has not bought a new more than two years have not passed them
There are many mirror books with tens of thousands of copies. Last time I was stolen by a thief to sell waste paper and vomiting blood. As a result, there were 4 bookshelves full of bookshelves beside the bed. Because of the location, good books were left behind. I
never slept on time. France insisted that regular rest up to three days to sleep at night
not used more than 200 yuan mobile phone only inside the home contact about 1-2 months, then a stranger calls generally sell insurance
Time is never enough, I have tried Da Vinci's work and rest method, but I get dizzy and the alarm clock is ringing too noisy the neighbor

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Napoleon Dynamite quotes

  • [Napoleon has snuck tator tots out of the lunch room and is eating them during class out of his pants pocket]

    Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.

    Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.

    Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.

    Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat *anything* today.

    Randy: [Kicks the pocket with the tots, crushing them]

    Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot!

  • Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.

    Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?

    Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda T.O.'d because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.