Seduce you and get rid of you

Blanca 2021-11-11 08:01:16

Hey, man,

you are very handsome, I admit that I was salivating at first sight, and I have to try my best to get you done. So I found a love strategist, his body is not as good as yours, he always loves to be high and self-proclaimed as an expert on both sexes, is keen to do crazy behaviors and open pornography regardless of occasion... Anyway, he is very annoying. His suggestions sounded absurd at first, but they all worked. So I seriously follow every word he said: hang up your phone; wear headphones to listen to his instructions during a date; separate from you and be stylish and calm; try to flirt with you in the massage lingerie he sent... I change It’s a lot, it’s not like me at all, but I still do those things persistently, because you are so beautiful in my heart. Finally everything is in place and I am tired after successfully tricking you into my hands. Do you know that I played so hard.

I lied in a cocktail dress to wash dishes at home, but I just wanted to seduce you. I smiled and ate what you fed into my mouth, but I turned my head and vomited it out. Every time I behave carelessly, in fact, it is really not easy to suppress my inner ecstasy. Even my long curly hair is fake. Normally I am just a simple woman with a little ponytail.

I do all this only because you are a man with a better resume. I love your perfect body and face, your doctor title, and your proper conversation and demeanor. Actually, I don't love you. Every time I date you, I am not who I am. In fact, I am a control freak through and through, the kind you hate the most. So what? Everything is not important anymore. Anyway, what you like is just the Mike's version of Abby. Bye~ At this moment, I have fallen in love with the military division who really understands me.

Sorry, I prefer to drink tap water to those beautifully packaged water.

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The Ugly Truth quotes

  • Abby Richter: Can we go over your intro one more time? "I'm Jack Magnum and this is..."

    Jack Magnum: The Ugly Truth.

    [imitates shooting a gun with his thumb and forefinger]

    Abby Richter: Ok, let's maybe lose the gun thing.

    Jack Magnum: What? The gun is my signature move.

    Abby Richter: Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month, I say lose the effing gun!

  • Jack Magnum: Most of you are watching this show so you can learn how to get chicks. Well let me assure you, you're in good hands. You're looking at a guy who personally has had sex with over 137 different women, most of them conscious. Now we're here at the balloon festival and I'm supposed to be telling you about how men are full of hot air, but I think we all know it's the ladies that are full of crap! Just because she says "no" doesn't mean she means "no." If that were the case, I'd have only 90 women.

    [Abby suddenly yanks him out of the hot air balloon basket from behind]