Classic bourgeois tutorial

Daphney 2021-10-22 14:30:56

How to enter the upper class society?
Of course, for the Chinese, this is just a false proposition. The reason is very simple. There is no real high society in China. Those hereditary, with emblems, have a dark corridor full of portraits of ancestors in the 17e century, and the big families who are in charge of the world's monopoly in certain areas do not. exist. These people only play with their own people, for centuries, and only marry distant cousins, and their appearance is more simple than the other. Of course, being simple is tantamount to sluggishness in a certain sense.


So the first condition is that you have to be a European. It’s best to look good, or it’s Matt Damon, who is in the genius Lipli. His failure is entirely because the director will not allow ordinary people to successfully enter the upper class. Europeans have the same idea. , Including all directors, if you want to enter the circle, you have to have capital. If you have big bright and clear eyes, sorry, you are out. Do you know who belongs to such simple and lovely big eyes? Those fools who were born with a golden key in their mouths live silly and carefree so that they can have eyes as bright as Jude Law. What you need is blonde but not too light hair. It cannot be black. Black allows you to see your lust at a glance. It is best to use a warm color like brown, which means friendly and humble. Your eyes should be deep, so that you can see at a glance that you are very smart and a plastic talent. Big bosses love to train you, and you can't go wrong or be too clumsy to take you to hunting.


If you happen to have such a face, congratulations, you can try it. Because the second condition for entering the upper class is very simple, that is, to be likable. Please everyone, they are very comfortable with you, and they are willing to introduce you to their sisters, because you will make them feel that they are excellent. In all aspects, you also appreciate what they are not good at, because this will make They have their own characteristics. You are also very kind, at least on the surface, and will not threaten anyone. You want to succeed, but you are not in a hurry. Even if you marry the daughter of a certain family, it will not bring any loss to anyone, because you can only repay you with gratitude and hard work. If you are often unpleasant, then I can only say that life does not require you to learn these, or your ambition does not place higher demands on you. If pleasing others makes you feel sick, then please stay away from the upper class, because everything here starts with flattery.


When you learn to be cute and marry the sisters of your noble son, don't forget to keep that fragile and lusty heart of vanity. Money itself has no value, and it has extraordinary value only when a pair of shining eyes is staring at it. Don't forget, you have entered the upper class society. Money is your weapon to play in the world and realize yourself. If you are not inspired by profit, who will be fooled by money, and who will treat you respectfully? When someone wants to threaten your status and property, whatever means are necessary, necessary, neurotic, and smart! Of course, if you are not smart enough or neurotic enough, you won’t be where you are today. It is hard to imagine that a fool or a neurologically healthy person can enter the upper class through all the above learning and training.


One last point, when sexy blondes appear, there are always bad signals! They will make you a little childish and willful, so that you can easily expose yourself and all your previous efforts will be in vain. You will become a kind and innocent person, just like a child meets a mother. The blonde hair surrounds you like warm sunshine, and you just float in the soft waves, and your eyes are clear like a stream. . . The poor child, struggling to pick up the shotgun and shoot at the stunner in this world, only to end everything.

Life is back to normal again. . .


ps: The best place for field battles is still the wheat field. Obviously Woody Allen and all directors think so.

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Match Point quotes

  • Christopher "Chris" Wilton: I think it's important to be lucky in anything.

    Chloe Hewett Wilton: Well, I don't believe in luck. I believe in hard work.

    Christopher "Chris" Wilton: Oh, hard work is mandatory, but, I think everybody's afraid to admit what a big part luck plays. I mean, it seems scientists are - confirming more and more that all existence is here by blind chance. No purpose, no design.

  • Tom Hewett: What was it the the vicar used to say? "Despair is the path of least resistance." It was something odd, wasn't it? It was very strange.

    Christopher "Chris" Wilton: I think that faith is the path of least resistance.

    Tom Hewett: Oh, God.

    Chloe Hewett Wilton: Oh, God! Can we change the subject, please?