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War of angels
Antwon 2021-10-22 14:30:48
It's rare to see Matt Damon and Ben Affleck playing such funny roles. The two partners of Kevin Smith and Jason Muse became the prophet to help Bethany, and Alan Rickman, Snape in Harry Potter, became the archangel Metatron. The shit devil Gorgesen is so fucking disgusting. In order to go back, Bartby became as cruel as the hell lord Lucifer, and even the angel of death felt that he had become bad. In the end, the wings of the angel of death fell and became a human being, and he was stabbed to death by a surprise attack while trying to prevent the guardian angel. Kevin Smith smashed the guardian angel's wings with a submachine gun, but it happened to help him become a human being. When they were about to enter the Notre Dame Cathedral, God and Metatron walked out. God embraced the guardian angel and then used her, paying attention to "her"'s loud voice to blow up the guardian angel. Then Bethany became pregnant like a Virgin, girl.
Extended Reading
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Reese 2022-04-21 09:01:30
Spoofing the "Bible", the master is still in the python group
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Jimmy 2022-03-23 09:01:28
Satirizing people from all walks of life, I watched Kevin Smith's first film, and his favorite was Silent Bob, which was played by himself. It's so cute~ The story is unpredictable, and the basic friendship between Xiaoben and Xiaoma is maximized. Ben stabbed the pony~ The two of them are so beautiful! I really like the ending song Still.
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Noman the Golgothan: Not born. SHIT into existence.
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Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you."
Bartleby: [Bartleby is listening from a nearby seat]
[quietly]
Bartleby: Oh, geez...
Nun: The way you put it... I never really thought about it like that before. What have I been doing with my life? What am I...
Loki: Yeah, I know. Listen, my advice to you: you take this money that you've been collecting for your parish, go get yourself a nice dress, you know? Fix yourself up. Find some man, find some woman, that you can connect with, even for a moment, 'cause that's really all that life is, Sister. It's a series of moments. Why don't you seize yours?
[the nun hesitates, then smiles, nods, and leaves]
Loki: That-a girl. Ah.
[he turns around and sits next to Bartleby with a grin on his face]
Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You've been in His presence. He's spoken to you personally. Yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it, I love to keep those guys on their toes.